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accord
09/04/24 4:29:07 PM
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viewmaster_pi
09/04/24 4:32:49 PM
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if he didn't have a napoleonic complex

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TheLiarParadox
09/04/24 4:34:53 PM
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No. I'm a staunch anti-monarchist.

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Lokarin
09/04/24 4:35:02 PM
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all da ladies wanna pound Samwise

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mybbqrules
09/04/24 4:36:10 PM
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Who wouldn't date a short king?

I mean, you get to ride around in style!
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boomgetchopped3
09/04/24 4:36:23 PM
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Id let him spider monkey me

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lcampoy
09/04/24 4:43:35 PM
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probably not

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Kanaya413
09/04/24 4:53:39 PM
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Fuck yeah dude especially if hes short enough to put his face between my boobs all the time
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MartavisBryant
09/04/24 6:48:54 PM
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Not when limitless Chad dick is on the table

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Dungeater
09/04/24 6:49:24 PM
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yes, i prefer shorter partners. tall isnt my thing

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HighSeraph
09/04/24 6:49:51 PM
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No because I'm gay

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Baron_Ox
09/04/24 6:52:34 PM
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if only my gender changed, I figure I'd be lesbian.

if I somehow also was into men, then I don't think that height would matter to me.

I'm mostly into the face and a generally fit physique.

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viewmaster_pi
09/04/24 7:22:54 PM
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oh, if you're a woman, not if you were a woman, i misread.

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