Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXIV: DownFromThe- Go Fuck Yourself, Craig

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Phil let it slip today that he keeps a shot glass in his bedroom......

Gotta have that gin ready for when you tweet at 3 AM.

Cemith posted...

So is this just an entire general dedicating to shitting on a lolcow or no

It started off as just a topic about dsp getting a tv gifted to him, and just spiraled out from there. Sometimes we talk about others like ltg or boogie.

Phil banned his number 1 Kick subscription donator for being a filthy tr00l.

Apparently not even for being a troll in Phil's chat. He talked shit about Phil in his own chat.

Something Phil has repeatedly said is of no concern of his.

He will ban people making fun of him in other chats, but will have no idea why he should have banned derich.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil banned his number 1 Kick subscription donator for being a filthy tr00l.

Apparently not even for being a troll in Phil's chat. He talked shit about Phil in his own chat.

Something Phil has repeatedly said is of no concern of his.

Phil will of course never admit it. But it has become clear over the past years that he is terminally online.

Paraphrasing one of my favourite comments on a DSP call of duty video:

In a skirmish in WW3, private burnell lies down bleeding out. Reaching out to no one in particular, he whispers How did this happen? I saw them first.

Dave: Complains about Dragon Age being woke bc of the shitty pushups scene among other things
Also Dave: Yeah Life is Strange Double Exposure will be woke but that's OK and you need to get over it dood
What did he mean by this?

I'm guessing that there's a big pushback from the usual pondscum on DA for being woke whereas people don't care about or except the new LiS to be woke and Dave is just swaying with the wind

I don't know anything about either game or the detail on the discourse, though. I might be wrong.

So Phil isn't even registered to vote

b_nolan posted...

So Phil isn't even registered to vote

Not surprised, he'd have to go to the fucking Sec of State or the city clerk's office and they don't sell burgers there. He's got a 24/7 job to do DOOD he's gatta play the newest GAYMS!

b_nolan posted...

So Phil isn't even registered to vote

Dipshit complains frequently about *insert political thing here* a lot, dude has no right to complain if he doesn't vote even if it is third party. Even if the individual he votes for doesn't win, at least that would display conviction, but no, be the most fence sitters of fence sitters.

Dsp says he is no longer trying to interview or collab with people because they have all backed out. He blames detractors of course.

He essentially admitted that he has exhausted the well of people who want anything to do with him. Many people (10+ from the sound of it) that he has contacted for an interview are just ghosting him.

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp says he is no longer trying to interview or collab with people because they have all backed out. He blames detractors of course.

Of course it's the detractors fault. It is impossible for Phil to have done anything wrong, at all. He is such a charismatic person, easy to talk to, friendly and empathic.

I am sure all the people he wanted to collab with are just misinformed.

This DSPolitics session is quite exceptional, I'll tell you that.

dancing_cactuar posted...

This DSPolitics session is quite exceptional, I'll tell you that.

The stream I'm watching is a bit behind so we're not quite into it yet. The gold so far is that the dude who wants to start a politics channel didn't know who was running for president on election day.

His Kino appearance was embarrassing. For everyone involved, but especially Phil in this context. He had no commentary to make, he laughed at jokes and references he clearly did not understand like a child in school trying to fit in with the cool kids and he did the most vapid Trump endorsement possible in an effort to keep sitting on his fence. And he obviously does not vote or even care about politics to any depth.

The exact guy you want to do a politics show.

Oh, and he will play Stellar Blade if his audience gives him 30,000 dollars.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Oh, and he will play Stellar Blade if his audience gives him 30,000 dollars.

Khet is crying in the other room at the mere thought of this happening.

Do not want to hear dsps thoughts on anything political. Dude is just parroting what kino say to fit in.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

The stream I'm watching is a bit behind so we're not quite into it yet. The gold so far is that the dude who wants to start a politics channel didn't know who was running for president on election day.

His Kino appearance was embarrassing. For everyone involved, but especially Phil in this context. He had no commentary to make, he laughed at jokes and references he clearly did not understand like a child in school trying to fit in with the cool kids and he did the most vapid Trump endorsement possible in an effort to keep sitting on his fence. And he obviously does not vote or even care about politics to any depth.

The exact guy you want to do a politics show.

Oh, and he will play Stellar Blade if his audience gives him 30,000 dollars.

The guy who isn't even registered to vote, wants to do a politics stream, while also being uninformed about who is running? I mean, holy shit. You have to have some massive ego on you to act like an expert on something you know absolutely nothing about.

And good lord, holding a game hostage for any amount is bullshit. But for 30.000 dollars is batshit insane.

is that the game he ran from because it has attractive female characters

SSJGrimReaper posted...

is that the game he ran from because it has attractive female characters

One of the many, yes.

Hell probably work quick to dress eve in the full body bunny suit.

This dude had a gigantic meltdown after a viewer called him out for not even registering to vote.

He also said his politics show will be exclusive to kick with highlights posted on youtube, but he will rely on dsp reacts youtube memberships to give him political clips to watch.

Doesn't have to make sense. Just give him more money.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

He also said his politics show will be exclusive to kick with highlights posted on youtube, but he will rely on dsp reacts youtube memberships to give him political clips to watch.

Doesn't have to make sense. Just give him more money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HycOWFERaYs

Going along with the notion that I don't want to hear a damn thing about politics from a pig who isn't registered to vote, hasn't done any solid work in 15 years and has barely left his house in as much time, and begs like a meth addict every day.

Oh, and his comparison of the console wars to his political standing is one of the most dented things I've seen in a long time regarding politics, and I've been on this board for the past couple of days.

I dont know if theres any topic where Phils take is worth listening to. Its a consequence of him being a hermit for nearly 2 decades and having no friends or meaningful human interaction.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

He also said his politics show will be exclusive to kick with highlights posted on youtube, but he will rely on dsp reacts youtube memberships to give him political clips to watch.

Doesn't have to make sense. Just give him more money.

"*snort* So! We're doing a shared media schtream today and it's two dollars a minute. Don't send me any shorts"

Financially responsible Phil who begs for money every day had to buy stamps on his day off (why?) and accidentally took a big pack that cost 75 dollars and despite discovering it at the cashier, he just... bought them anyway. Presumably he was too lazy to back to the stamp rack and exchanging the pack.

A normal person would have just asked the cashier to remove it from the sale and put it back.

LightningAce11 posted...

A normal person would have just asked the cashier to remove it from the sale and put it back.

As an ex-cashier this is super simple to do. At least in the state I was in it did take a little more effort but yeah paying more than $12 for stamps is just lol unless you really need that many for buisness purposes.

AirFresh posted...

As an ex-cashier this is super simple to do. At least in the state I was in it did take a little more effort but yeah paying more than $12 for stamps is just lol unless you really need that many for buisness purposes.

Uhhh, youre wrong airfresh ack ack ack. I worked at best buy for years and youre trying to tell me how to work a till. No they couldnt have removed it, once its on its there forever nuhuhuh. Trying to tell me that I spent too much when it was a fan who gave me the funds to purchase it. In fact

*leans in*

Phil kinda looks like a skinny W.C Fields with the mild Rhinophyma and the Roseacea. Not to mention those heavy lines in his face.

https://youtu.be/2zwcwqa3kok?si=ThMLJu8oNl2oqwOa

He really is an absolute piece of shit.

did a "fan donate" his ps5 pro or did he actually admit to buying it this time

He used first person pronouns in reference to buying it. Obviously if pressed he will say detractors are insane and are taking one nugget of misspeaking to create a deranged fantasy.

Nazanir posted...

https://youtu.be/2zwcwqa3kok?si=ThMLJu8oNl2oqwOa

He really is an absolute piece of shit.

Lmao fucking moron couldn't even be consistent regarding what games are allowed to be hated and not:

dancing_cactuar posted...

Dave: Complains about Dragon Age being woke bc of the shitty pushups scene among other things
Also Dave: Yeah Life is Strange Double Exposure will be woke but that's OK and you need to get over it dood
What did he mean by this?

Who needs DSPolitics when we get shit like this naturally from his gameplay.

If it were 2 guys kissing hed be wolf whistling and touching himself.

LightningAce11 posted...

If it were 2 guys kissing hed be wolf whistling and touching himself.

This isn't even a theory, there's been several times when he's been exposed to naked men together such as in Like a Dragon Issin or when someone snuck in literal gay porn into his react videos and dude was having the time of his life.

I think it might be time to shave your beard and come out of the closet Dave, the only people you're fooling with this are Derich (probably still watching without an account) and Jayde.

Even beyond his weirdness around people being affectionate, women and homosexuality, he just can't comprehend that something can be made for other people who don't share his weird behavior. Expecting a Life is Strange sequel to the original to not have female-on-female affection is fucking insane. IIRC he even says it's some sort of thing where they're just pushing it into the game and it gets int he way of the story. What the fuck is he talking about? Max is a character who is canonically attracted to women (I think your choices can determine whether she is bisexual or lesbian, but I don't remember) and these games have affection relationships for the main characters. You've played all of them. He's literally complaining about something that is a core element of the franchise and which he knew would be in there. Even beyond that he's being a rightwing subhuman, the man exists solely to complain.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Even beyond his weirdness around people being affectionate, women and homosexuality, he just can't comprehend that something can be made for other people who don't share his weird behavior. Expecting a Life is Strange sequel to the original to not have female-on-female affection is fucking insane. IIRC he even says it's some sort of thing where they're just pushing it into the game and it gets int he way of the story. What the fuck is he talking about? Max is a character who is canonically attracted to women (I think your choices can determine whether she is bisexual or lesbian, but I don't remember) and these games have affection relationships for the main characters. You've played all of them. He's literally complaining about something that is a core element of the franchise and which he knew would be in there. Even beyond that he's being a rightwing subhuman, the man exists solely to complain.

I feel like I've said this before, but I think in some capacity that Phil views himself as some 2000s era "game reviewer" and that he's just doing something like AVGN and Irate Gamer, but it's also imperceptible from how annoying and whiny he is in real life.

Like "The King of Hate" is just him and the fact that people don't like him gets under his skin and he's constantly driven to care about "his image" even though he's always been a dickhead even when he was a Tourney Organizer on Shoryuken forums calling better players than him "random" or "scrubby" like when he got washed in MvC2 by Mixup making him look like they were playing 2 different games. Phil only finished like 1 character in 10 games, even though allegedly that was "his game" along with 3rd Strike or something and Street Fighter was a "side game" he got 3rd place at.

Bro almost had a panic attack on stream because he didnt hit the goal. Said he was really, really nervous.

Last night he used the term "terrorist-style content" which might be the dumbest thing he has ever attached -style to.

Of course he's replaying Bloodborne for the billionth time. Never mind that Dragon Quest III remake comes out in a couple days or Mario and Luigi just came out, Bloodborne on the PS5 Pro which doesn't support it is what the 20 some people on Kick are looking for!

dancing_cactuar posted...

Of course he's replaying Bloodborne for the billionth time. Never mind that Dragon Quest III remake comes out in a couple days or Mario and Luigi just came out, Bloodborne on the PS5 Pro which doesn't support it is what the 20 some people on Kick are looking for!

Doesn't he hate traditional rpgs?

Zikten posted...

Doesn't he hate traditional rpgs?

Depends on the time of day, where earlier this year he dropped several like a rock yet at the same time dragged out Infinite Wealth as long as humanly possible, and he couldn't stop praising Dragon Quest XI (though to be fair that game is legit fantastic) the year it came out. Not to mention how he likes easy games like how Ragnarok was purposefully made for people like him that treat the players like they're stupid, so he'd have a blast with Brothership.

Speaking of Infinite Wealth, never forgetti:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzKONDoRo7c

dancing_cactuar posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzKONDoRo7c

Also don't talk about depression in his stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX9Mcj34Kic

Phil spent 10-15 minutes on his podcast yesterday trying to figure out that delicious christmas cake his mom used to make that he's wanted to know what is for years, but he never learned the name of it.

...His mom is still alive. I don't understand.

It was probably some kind of Sara Lee cake anyway.