Current Events > You win the $800 mil Mega Millions jackpot. 1st thing you're buying?

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BrohammedAli
09/10/24 11:40:26 AM
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Vintage GameFAQS t-shirt imo

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Irony
09/10/24 11:41:03 AM
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Rocket to the sun

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SaikyoStyle
09/10/24 11:41:14 AM
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A Shasta

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Spurner
09/10/24 11:41:16 AM
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PS5 Pro, apparently
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UnfairRepresent
09/10/24 11:42:03 AM
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Wonder how long until I'm robbed

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Prismsblade
09/10/24 11:42:49 AM
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Id probably just pay off my house first. Then think of some way of keeping the family together during everyones begging phase which I currently have no clue how to solve.

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Dungeater
09/10/24 11:42:49 AM
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my freedom. id quit my job on the spot

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Foppe
09/10/24 11:45:25 AM
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A lottery ticket.

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theAteam
09/10/24 11:45:56 AM
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Spurner posted...
PS5 Pro, apparently

You're just gonna blow it all on one purchase?

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pkmnlord
09/10/24 11:46:24 AM
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Demolish my home that was built in the 50's and rebuild it exactly the way it was before, but with better materials.

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CableZL
09/10/24 11:46:25 AM
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Enough stock to make enough passive income that I never have to touch the lump sum and I can do whatever I want with my life.

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Spurner
09/10/24 11:46:58 AM
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theAteam posted...
You're just gonna blow it all on one purchase?

Well played
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AceMos
09/10/24 11:47:44 AM
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id buy gamefaqs

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Umbreon
09/10/24 11:50:52 AM
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Pay off the mortgage.

Buy a bunch of gacha stuff because I can.

Learn to invest in stock so I don't really have to do anything for the rest of my life.

I'd make sure not to buy anything super fancy like new cars, don't want a bunch of people hitting me up for cash. Though I can think of someone I want to spoil.

I'd buy some nice clothes. Just to improve my wardrobe, but that's about it.

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Board_hunter567
09/10/24 11:54:21 AM
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0DTE SPY calls

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ClayGuida
09/10/24 11:54:44 AM
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Prob go out to eat somewhere I've been putting off.

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cloudrivera
09/10/24 11:54:51 AM
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Paying off my mortgage

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Voidgolem
09/10/24 11:56:21 AM
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Objectively speaking the first thing I'm buying is dinner.

After that, though? Settle a few open debts, send a couple million to my parents, then keep on keeping on

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DipDipDiver
09/10/24 11:56:34 AM
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I imagine I'd be eating an absolutely extravagant meal that first day

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emblem-man
09/10/24 11:57:11 AM
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Board_hunter567 posted...
0DTE SPY calls

Fastest way to turn 800mil into $1


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Bass
09/10/24 11:58:22 AM
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Pay off debt, get a modest house, a nice car, and then invest the rest.

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Enderknight17
09/10/24 11:58:26 AM
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Pay off my house, finish my upstairs and add a deck to the back. Build a garage/shop.

Then buy a nice telescope. Probably a few board games that I've wanted for awhile that are currently out of my budget.

Then do the whole stock thing.

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Spurner
09/10/24 12:00:24 PM
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Paying off the mortgage and setting up trusts for loved ones.

Then my ranch!
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Zergrush80
09/10/24 12:00:42 PM
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A ticket out of this country

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AnsestralRecall
09/10/24 12:01:05 PM
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Dental implants

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divot1338
09/10/24 12:05:24 PM
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Porsche 911

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Ratchetrockon
09/10/24 12:16:25 PM
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More contact lenses and vape juice

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R1masher
09/10/24 12:18:09 PM
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An accountant

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archizzy
09/10/24 12:18:43 PM
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Id buy my dream property in Northwest Montana in the Flathead Valley near Glacier National Park. Retire immediately and move there.

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SuperVegitoFAN
09/10/24 12:20:01 PM
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Its gonna be a bundle, but i would upgrade my pc.

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Will_VIIII
09/10/24 12:20:04 PM
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A pizza to celebrate

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CRON
09/10/24 12:20:21 PM
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Paying off all debts and bills, then looking into getting access to healthcare.

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Ricemills
09/10/24 12:36:55 PM
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My dignity

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TheGoldenEel
09/10/24 12:37:37 PM
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GameFAQs imo

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wackyteen
09/10/24 12:38:03 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
GameFAQs imo


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Strider102
09/10/24 12:38:10 PM
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Buying GameFAQs from Fandom.

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Cemith
09/10/24 12:39:57 PM
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Pay off all my debts.

Then-

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CableZL posted...
Enough stock to make enough passive income that I never have to touch the lump sum and I can do whatever I want with my life.

These.

Put about 500k in various index funds and then put the rest in IRA's and CD's so I accrue a few thousand monthly for free.

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masterpug53
09/10/24 12:41:51 PM
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Obligatory "two chicks at the same time."

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Dungeater
09/10/24 12:42:49 PM
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CableZL posted...
Enough stock to make enough passive income that I never have to touch the lump sum and I can do whatever I want with my life.

Cemith posted...
Put about 500k in various index funds and then put the rest in IRA's and CD's so I accrue a few thousand monthly for free.

what on earth is three hundred million dollars not going to be enough for

the rot runs so deep on this site

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Oderus_Urungus
09/10/24 12:43:05 PM
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*Goes to local comic & game shop*

Bonjour!

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wackyteen
09/10/24 12:44:35 PM
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Dungeater posted...
what on earth is three hundred million dollars not going to be enough for

the rot runs so deep on this site

$300M enough to get myself into trouble but not out of it lol

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ai123
09/10/24 12:48:19 PM
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I would buy a new house, an Aston Martin Zagato Shooting Brake, and a ton of ridiculously priced hifi equipment very quickly.

Buy first thing would probably be an Indian takeaway, because I doubt I would feel like cooking.

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HighSeraph
09/10/24 12:49:06 PM
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I'd pay off my mom's mortgage

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LSGW_Zephyra
09/10/24 12:49:52 PM
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My house. Then probably GAS

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TheGoldenEel
09/10/24 12:58:51 PM
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Dungeater posted...
what on earth is three hundred million dollars not going to be enough for

the rot runs so deep on this site
right?

lets say you earn a salary of $200,000/year. Thats enough to live comfortably basically anywhere in the US.

now lets say you earn that salary for the entirety of your working life, roughly 45 years (unrealistic of course)

thats $9 million youd make over the course of your lifetime

the lump sum payout is $400 million or roughly 45x that

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emblem-man
09/10/24 1:03:22 PM
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Not so much that the money isn't enough, but if you can get interest out it by simply investing it, why not

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Dungeater
09/10/24 1:03:58 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
right?

lets say you earn a salary of $200,000/year. Thats enough to live comfortably basically anywhere in the US.

now lets say you earn that salary for the entirety of your working life, roughly 45 years (unrealistic of course)

thats $9 million youd make over the course of your lifetime

the lump sum payout is $400 million or roughly 45x that
like i really dont wanna be dramatic

but im stupefied

how do you hear "you now have several hundred million dollars" and immediately, immediately think "i need more"

i really hope cable and cemith consider this. what a poison

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Dungeater
09/10/24 1:06:35 PM
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emblem-man posted...
Not so much that the money isn't enough, but if you can get interest out it by simply investing it, why not
because im satisfied with simply having more money than god


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UnholyMudcrab
09/10/24 1:09:33 PM
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Security, since for some fucking reason it's just okay to publish the names of people who win these

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