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UnfairRepresent 10/07/24 10:25:59 PM #1: |
You order your beverage and when it's ready the coffee shop employee looks you dead in the eye and apropos of nothing asks you 'Do you have god in your life?' https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2390b9de.jpg They haven't handed you the drink yet. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joaquintall 10/07/24 10:48:13 PM #2: |
Hold up a $5 to the tip jar, then slowly start pulling it away. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Voidgolem 10/07/24 10:48:41 PM #3: |
just put the fries in the bag bro --- Why not go all in? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rick_alverado 10/07/24 11:13:42 PM #4: |
"I have a weekly poker night with Jesus, Hercules, and Leonardo da Vinci." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evilpresident 10/08/24 1:01:59 AM #5: |
Of course. Would you like to hear all about the love and affection we get from our Lord and Saviour Ctulhu? --- Corruption that you can believe in. (She/her) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solution_45 10/08/24 1:04:08 AM #6: |
my god is todd howard, lady ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 10/08/24 1:06:18 AM #7: |
"No. Can I have my drink now?" --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivany2008 10/08/24 1:15:47 AM #8: |
Yes, and her name is "Insert Girlfriends name here". And if she doesn't get her coffee in the morning she's one wrathful bitch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ironman2009 10/08/24 1:20:07 AM #9: |
Voidgolem posted... just put the fries in the bag bro --- THRILLHO ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrandConjuraton 10/08/24 1:21:06 AM #10: |
I'd say, "yes, I do". --- Travel now; where they can't let you down, where you can't fail them now. https://imgur.com/o21DN7r ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FolkenRawr 10/08/24 1:22:47 AM #11: |
As a coffee shop worker this does happen occasionally. I just say yep/thanks and go about my day --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ai123 10/08/24 1:25:17 AM #12: |
I'd just laugh/smile and move on. They'd get in trouble if their boss found out. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. Let in the refugees, deport the racists. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheFalseDeity 10/08/24 2:03:56 AM #13: |
Im in the bible belt so that sort of thing isnt the rarest. I just lie to appease them and carry on. It does make things awkward if the convo keeps going though or like a grocery bagger that helps take it to your car. --- http://psnprofiles.com/TheFalseDeity Currently playing - OldSchool RuneScape ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sufferedphoenix 10/08/24 2:25:59 AM #14: |
That wouldnt bother me much. More than once I've been stuck with a co worker who wouldn't shut up about Jesus one even constantly saying he felt out paths in our lives crossed so he could show me the way to Jesus. I lost my shit with him eventually. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gu-gohan 10/08/24 2:55:09 AM #15: |
"No, because I'm an atheist who believes in law, education and science. I respect your decision to be religious, so please respect mine". --- Like: great videogames, peaceful discussions, open-minded people Dislike: console wars, trolls, haters, review-bombing, negativity ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Azn_Psycho 10/08/24 3:20:20 AM #16: |
"I will once I have my freaking drink, and you'll be meeting him real soon if you don't hand it over!" --- Blah, blah, blah, and blah. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 10/08/24 3:44:29 AM #17: |
i throw the drink away cause i suspect im about to get Jim Jones'd after hearing that... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sayoria 10/08/24 4:35:00 AM #18: |
"Keep the coffee. I just realized I am running late for Satancon" --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DisgracefulSins 10/08/24 4:50:01 AM #19: |
"Your beauty is proof that a miracle just entered my life." --- If you want something done right, do it yourself. So note to self: Do more myself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gmanthebest 10/08/24 4:54:03 AM #20: |
There was a coffee shop near me that had sleeves that said "Christ Offers Forgiveness For Everyone Everywhere". I thought it was a little clever lol --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 10/08/24 4:56:52 AM #21: |
gmanthebest posted... There was a coffee shop near me that had sleeves that said "Christ Offers Forgiveness For Everyone Everywhere". I thought it was a little clever lol Maybe i'm missing something here, but i don't get what's "clever" about that Edit: no, wait. I just got it It spells out COFFEE --- Kremlin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xatrion 10/08/24 5:23:02 AM #22: |
Which god? --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pfh1001 10/08/24 6:32:50 AM #23: |
I would never, ever waste money at some shitty coffee shop. But, if some random person asked me that, I'd tell them I'm not religious. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DuneMan 10/08/24 7:46:30 AM #24: |
"Right now I want coffee in my cup." --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kind9 10/08/24 7:47:21 AM #25: |
I strike a heroic pose and point to my t-shirt, which reads, "I'm atheist, debate me!" --- http://i.imgur.com/NkZUeFd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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