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UnfairRepresent
10/07/24 10:25:59 PM
#1:


You order your beverage and when it's ready the coffee shop employee looks you dead in the eye and apropos of nothing asks you 'Do you have god in your life?'

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2390b9de.jpg

They haven't handed you the drink yet.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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joaquintall
10/07/24 10:48:13 PM
#2:


Hold up a $5 to the tip jar, then slowly start pulling it away.
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Voidgolem
10/07/24 10:48:41 PM
#3:


just put the fries in the bag bro

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rick_alverado
10/07/24 11:13:42 PM
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"I have a weekly poker night with Jesus, Hercules, and Leonardo da Vinci."
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evilpresident
10/08/24 1:01:59 AM
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Of course. Would you like to hear all about the love and affection we get from our Lord and Saviour Ctulhu?

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Solution_45
10/08/24 1:04:08 AM
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my god is todd howard, lady
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PMarth2002
10/08/24 1:06:18 AM
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"No. Can I have my drink now?"


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Ivany2008
10/08/24 1:15:47 AM
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Yes, and her name is "Insert Girlfriends name here". And if she doesn't get her coffee in the morning she's one wrathful bitch.
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ironman2009
10/08/24 1:20:07 AM
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Voidgolem posted...
just put the fries in the bag bro


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GrandConjuraton
10/08/24 1:21:06 AM
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I'd say, "yes, I do".

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FolkenRawr
10/08/24 1:22:47 AM
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As a coffee shop worker this does happen occasionally. I just say yep/thanks and go about my day

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ai123
10/08/24 1:25:17 AM
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I'd just laugh/smile and move on.

They'd get in trouble if their boss found out.

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TheFalseDeity
10/08/24 2:03:56 AM
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Im in the bible belt so that sort of thing isnt the rarest. I just lie to appease them and carry on. It does make things awkward if the convo keeps going though or like a grocery bagger that helps take it to your car.

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Sufferedphoenix
10/08/24 2:25:59 AM
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That wouldnt bother me much. More than once I've been stuck with a co worker who wouldn't shut up about Jesus one even constantly saying he felt out paths in our lives crossed so he could show me the way to Jesus. I lost my shit with him eventually.

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gu-gohan
10/08/24 2:55:09 AM
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"No, because I'm an atheist who believes in law, education and science. I respect your decision to be religious, so please respect mine".

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Azn_Psycho
10/08/24 3:20:20 AM
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"I will once I have my freaking drink, and you'll be meeting him real soon if you don't hand it over!"

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/08/24 3:44:29 AM
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i throw the drink away cause i suspect im about to get Jim Jones'd after hearing that...
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Sayoria
10/08/24 4:35:00 AM
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"Keep the coffee. I just realized I am running late for Satancon"

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DisgracefulSins
10/08/24 4:50:01 AM
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"Your beauty is proof that a miracle just entered my life."

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gmanthebest
10/08/24 4:54:03 AM
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There was a coffee shop near me that had sleeves that said "Christ Offers Forgiveness For Everyone Everywhere". I thought it was a little clever lol

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ROBANN_88
10/08/24 4:56:52 AM
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gmanthebest posted...
There was a coffee shop near me that had sleeves that said "Christ Offers Forgiveness For Everyone Everywhere". I thought it was a little clever lol

Maybe i'm missing something here, but i don't get what's "clever" about that

Edit: no, wait. I just got it
It spells out COFFEE

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Xatrion
10/08/24 5:23:02 AM
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Which god?

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pfh1001
10/08/24 6:32:50 AM
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I would never, ever waste money at some shitty coffee shop.

But, if some random person asked me that, I'd tell them I'm not religious.
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DuneMan
10/08/24 7:46:30 AM
#24:


"Right now I want coffee in my cup."

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kind9
10/08/24 7:47:21 AM
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I strike a heroic pose and point to my t-shirt, which reads, "I'm atheist, debate me!"

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