Current Events > FELLAS, is it GAY to have a PENIS??

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teep_
10/08/24 12:32:34 AM
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Dudes will really be like Im straight but then Ill pull down their pants, and sure enough, theres a fucking dick between their legs. EVERY. DAMN. TIME. Like bro, theres nothing more gay than having a literal penis attached to your own body. If you really were straight, youd have shredded damn thing in a garbage disposal by now, just like I did. As a REAL straight man, its my duty to pull down these posers pants and expose them for who they really are. I dont see any of THEM pulling down other mens pants! Seems pretty gay to me.

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Hambo
10/08/24 12:37:02 AM
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It's only gay if your balls are touching each other.

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GeraldDarko
10/08/24 12:37:48 AM
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Pretty gay to have hands too. They do stuff with their ha hands.

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buddah86
10/08/24 12:38:54 AM
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If you look, touch, use, or in any way think about your dick, then you gay

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joaquintall
10/08/24 12:47:45 AM
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I'm going to say that yes it's gay... in the thought that chuds will get castrated to own the woke leftists.
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Glob
10/08/24 12:48:59 AM
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Depends where you have it. In the usual place, fine.

Inother placesit might be a little bit gay.
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-Unowninator-
10/08/24 12:49:57 AM
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Hambo posted...
It's only gay if your balls are touching each other.
https://youtu.be/Z_Epes6ox6A?t=3

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Enclave
10/08/24 12:50:07 AM
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Literally every guy does some pretty gay shit with their junk.

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Guide
10/08/24 12:51:50 AM
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are the ORBS COLLIDING?

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thekosmicfool
10/08/24 1:01:31 AM
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It's gay for a dude to jerk off a dude. Guess what masturbation is, fellas!

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Deej
10/08/24 1:06:28 AM
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Only if you touch it

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Kradek
10/08/24 3:39:13 AM
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Nothing's gayer than touching a penis, thus all men who touch theirs are inherently gay.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

If you don't want to be gay, you've gotta pee like Butters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvVVxsMSK0M

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/08/24 3:41:28 AM
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well its gay to be a man in general.

sorry but them's the rules...
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teep_
10/08/24 12:12:20 PM
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Bump

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Homeless_Waifu
10/08/24 12:13:45 PM
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Only gay if you make it sound gay!

theres I have a PENIS

and then theres I have a PENIS ~

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Turbam
10/08/24 12:27:53 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Only gay if you make it sound gay!

theres I have a PENIS

and then theres I have a PENIS ~
Sorry fella, both are gay

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JOSGABRIEL
10/08/24 12:35:46 PM
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If you think of your penis that makes you gay

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BeefEaster
10/08/24 12:38:53 PM
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Only if you look at it or touch it.
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Deej
10/08/24 12:39:15 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It's fine as long as you both mutually agree that it's Penis Inspection Day.

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