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Uh oh...the shadow people are coming to collect...

last time this happened to me it was a cave cricket. i accidentally killed it when i was patting myself and it rolled out my pant leg all scrunched up

it must have got in there when i was smoking on the deck

rolled out crumpled up right on my room floor

traumatizing

I have freaked the fuck out for like 10 minutes over a creepy crawling feeling before & it turned out to be a dangling loose thread.

big spider or a lizard

honestly the shadow people can be a nuisance, but sometimes it's best to talk to the mirror people to at least help you calm the storm

Could have been sleep paralysis?

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Most likely, yeah...or a spider, but I much prefer thinking it was the shadow people

Ive been hit by sleep paralysis demons a few times in my life and they always make me anxious and even start questioning the possibility of spirits. My worst one was in March 2016 after passing out in my room after a long gaming session with my light still on, then waking up later unable to move and seeing a shadow arm gently rubbing mine. Fucked me up hard and I couldnt go back to sleep until 6am.

Fight it, cmon now!

The-19th-Sparta posted...

Ive been hit by sleep paralysis demons a few times in my life and they always make me anxious and even start questioning the possibility of spirits. My worst one was in March 2016 after passing out in my room after a long gaming session with my light still on, then waking up later unable to move and seeing a shadow arm gently rubbing mine. Fucked me up hard and I couldnt go back to sleep until 6am.

I had one that would have been absolutely terrifying.
The door to our room was closed, and there was an extremely bright light behind it that illuminated the corners of the door. The sleep paralysis demon actually spoke to me, which is something I'd never experienced. It's voice was like a jacked up old timey radio.

Would have been terrifying.... except for the fact that all he said was "My name is Bobo Brentwood."

Is "cellar cricket" some kind of euphemism for a horrifying bug or spider that we don't name?

No pictures, one way or the other.

Don't let anyone freak you out. Probably just a regular old ghost. No biggie

Likely hypnagogia. I get weird shit like that happening to me all the time when im on the verge of falling asleep or waking up. Rly strange hallucinations.

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