Poll of the Day > ITT we post dad jokes

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AstroBot 10/31/24 1:12:47 PM #1:	Whats the advantage to living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus. --- Go easy on yourself. The voice in your head wants to tell you that you are nothing that you should be. And in fact, you are everything you are supposed to be. <cite>AstroBot posted [p:982743914] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Whats the advantage to living in Switzerland?Well the flag is a big plus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 10/31/24 2:23:16 PM #2:	That's a red flag --- In the long run we are all dead <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:982744797] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>That's a red flag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 10/31/24 2:28:58 PM #3:	Food restores health Medkits restore health Medkits have a swiss flag on them Therefor, medkits have food in them... likely swiss cheese --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:982744860] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Food restores healthMedkits restore healthMedkits have a swiss flag on themTherefor, medkits have food in them... likely swiss cheese</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 10/31/24 2:31:12 PM #4:	The only joke I can remember my dad telling was when he kept saying that he was putting off doing things because he was waiting to die, so everything would become someone else's problem. ...and then he died, and all the stuff he was putting off doing became my problem. And I was like, "Son of a bitch, that wasn't a joke, that was his plan all along!" Bastard. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:982744887] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>The only joke I can remember my dad telling was when he kept saying that he was putting off doing things because he was waiting to die, so everything would become someone else's problem....and then he died, and all the stuff he was putting off doing became my problem. And I was like, "Son of a bitch, that wasn't a joke, that was his plan all along!"Bastard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BADoglick 10/31/24 2:46:53 PM #5:	How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house --- BADoglick to the Max! <cite>BADoglick posted [p:982745111] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?Nothing, it's on the house</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 10/31/24 4:42:58 PM #6:	Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ~~Because it was two-tired!~~ --- Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLv4cNOBY2eCInbxg6B-KRks6vKMfmFvtp Genshin Showcase: https://enka.network/u/608173646/ <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:982746636] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?Because it was two-tired!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OHJOY90 10/31/24 5:16:26 PM #7:	Why did the scarecrow win an award? ~~Because he was outstanding in his field!~~ --- 3DS Friend Code: 3480-2661-5116 https://www.twitch.tv/ohjoy90 <cite>OHJOY90 posted [p:982747095] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AstroBot 10/31/24 9:13:11 PM #8:	These are all great! Where does an 800 pound gorilla sit? Anywhere he wants! --- Go easy on yourself. The voice in your head wants to tell you that you are nothing that you should be. And in fact, you are everything you are supposed to be. <cite>AstroBot posted [p:982749935] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>These are all great!Where does an 800 pound gorilla sit?Anywhere he wants!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 10/31/24 9:15:34 PM #9:	What's cool about Russia? ~~My ass~~ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:982749987] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>What's cool about Russia?My ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
willythemailboy 10/31/24 9:30:10 PM #10:	Did you know Brandon Lee had a brother that was some sort of vegan lifestyle guru? ~~His name is Brock Lee.~~ --- There are four lights. <cite>willythemailboy posted [p:982750170] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Did you know Brandon Lee had a brother that was some sort of vegan lifestyle guru?His name is Brock Lee.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 10/31/24 9:43:13 PM #11:	Why does Dracula bite people on the neck? ~~Because he's a neck romancer~~ --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:982750341] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Why does Dracula bite people on the neck?Because he's a neck romancer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 11/01/24 12:10:48 AM #12:	Lokarin posted... What's cool about Russia? ~~My ass~~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_0u3kzYqrk --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:982751904] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lokarin posted...</cite><quote>What's cool about Russia?My ass</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_0u3kzYqrk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 11/01/24 3:26:05 PM #13:	How do they grow seedless watermelons? ~~They teach them to spit.~~ --- "I don't question our existence, I just question our modern needs" Pearl Jam - Garden My theme song - https://youtu.be/-PXIbVNfj3s <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:982759339] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>How do they grow seedless watermelons? They teach them to spit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JixHedgehog 11/01/24 5:25:42 PM #14:	I was asked to create a password that was at least 8 characters long... So I chose Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs <cite>JixHedgehog posted [p:982760798] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>I was asked to create a password that was at least 8 characters long...So I chose Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 11/01/24 7:33:53 PM #15:	JixHedgehog posted... I was asked to create a password that was at least 8 characters long... So I chose Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs ironically is a good password --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:982763100] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>JixHedgehog posted... </cite><quote>I was asked to create a password that was at least 8 characters long...So I chose Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs</quote>ironically is a good password</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Salrite 11/02/24 8:20:56 PM #16:	Did you hear that a new law passed that bans farmers from rolling their hay into round bales? There were concerns that their livestock weren't getting a square meal. <cite>Salrite posted [p:982775574] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Did you hear that a new law passed that bans farmers from rolling their hay into round bales? There were concerns that their livestock weren't getting a square meal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 11/02/24 9:10:40 PM #17:	Why did Skrillex stop fishing? He kept dropping the bass --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:982776122] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Why did Skrillex stop fishing? He kept dropping the bass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Salrite 11/02/24 10:06:30 PM #18:	Muscles posted... Why did Skrillex stop fishing? He kept dropping the bass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcNXqCpcb0w <cite>Salrite posted [p:982776597] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Muscles posted... </cite><quote>Why did Skrillex stop fishing? He kept dropping the bass</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcNXqCpcb0w</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AstroBot 11/03/24 12:36:09 AM #19:	Kid: Hey Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: I can try, but I don't think they'll fit me. --- Go easy on yourself. The voice in your head wants to tell you that you are nothing that you should be. And in fact, you are everything you are supposed to be. <cite>AstroBot posted [p:982777947] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Kid: Hey Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: I can try, but I don't think they'll fit me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Salrite 11/03/24 12:54:06 AM #20:	Waitress: What would you like? Dad: Food! <cite>Salrite posted [p:982778103] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Waitress: What would you like?Dad: Food!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 11/06/24 10:07:28 PM #21:	Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? ~~The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.~~ --- Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLv4cNOBY2eCInbxg6B-KRks6vKMfmFvtp Genshin Showcase: https://enka.network/u/608173646/ <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:982838980] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 11/06/24 10:36:18 PM #22:	The Battle for the Planet of the Apes was won with gorilla warfare --- What would Bligh do? <cite>Zareth posted [p:982839376] in ITT we pos... [t:80875846]...</cite> <quote>The Battle for the Planet of the Apes was won with gorilla warfare</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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