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Yawn_Master2
11/24/24 1:16:00 PM
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Jerrys career starts to really take off and hes becoming internationally recognized. Elaine realizes shes in love with Jerry and George is worried Jerry is going to leave him behind. In the end Jerry becomes massively wealthy and marries a plastic surgery enhanced blond goddess who is a terrible person and Jerry becomes crazy rich and leaves them all behind.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/24/24 1:18:01 PM
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It might work if that plastic surgery enhanced blonde goddess is actually George.

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__starsnostars
11/24/24 1:22:33 PM
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It wasn't George, it was Kramer in a wig.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
11/24/24 1:25:43 PM
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How about if the last season was about an asteroid heading to Earth and everyone just trying to pretend it isn't there? And the last episode is when it hits.


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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/24/24 1:26:20 PM
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__starsnostars posted...
It wasn't George, it was Kramer in a wig.

Kramer doesn't need surgery though, just the wig.

George on the other hand, that would take a lot of surgery.

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Yawn_Master2
11/24/24 8:22:41 PM
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No

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K181
11/24/24 8:28:27 PM
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The opposite should happen, everyone else becomes way more successful than Jerry.

Elaine becomes head of a major media empire.

George becomes the Commissioner of Baseball.

Kramer becomes Mayor of New York City.

Newman becomes the Postmaster General.

Jerry keeps doing small scale standup gigs.

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Jiek_Fafn
11/24/24 8:28:35 PM
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What if George gets a new job as a scientist. He obviously doesn't know what he's doing and through a series of comedic events accident shoots Jerry with a laser that turns him into a bee. Jerry tries being a normal bee, but hes not really into making honey. He then takes this opportunity to represent all bees and sue humans for stealing honey.

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_____Cait
11/24/24 8:31:34 PM
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Jerry wins the lottery and he brings his friends along on a bunch of wild adventures. But it turns out it was all a dream and Elaine, George, and Kramer all died in a plane crash. The entire last season was Jerry doing a stand up set about his friends, in tribute,

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sabin017
11/24/24 8:33:35 PM
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__starsnostars posted...
It wasn't George, it was Newman in a wig.
fix'd

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DoomtheGrav
11/24/24 8:34:37 PM
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i would let elaine ruin my life i stg

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/24/24 9:23:13 PM
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DoomtheGrav posted...
i would let elaine ruin my life i stg

Yes, but how are you going to prove that you are sponge-worthy?

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andri_g
11/24/24 9:51:00 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
What if George gets a new job as a scientist.
Architect. Then both his nightmare and dream would come true at the same time. :P

K181 posted...
The opposite should happen, everyone else becomes way more successful than Jerry.
That's just recycling the finale of Newhart. I mean, end the show with everyone in it as nothing more than characters in a dream sequence and it would be.

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Zikten
11/24/24 10:11:38 PM
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In the final episode we find out George, Elaine and Kramer don't even exist. They never did. Jerry has been in an insane asylum this entire time, talking to imaginary friends
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DrizztLink
11/24/24 10:16:38 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
What if George gets a new job as a scientist. He obviously doesn't know what he's doing and through a series of comedic events accident shoots Jerry with a laser that turns him into a bee. Jerry tries being a normal bee, but hes not really into making honey. He then takes this opportunity to represent all bees and sue humans for stealing honey.
not a beelievable motivation

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