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Rika_Furude
12/03/24 6:17:58 AM
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I want to wake up one day and have a cute magical girl alien maid GF sleeping next to me in my bed
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TomClark
12/03/24 6:37:48 AM
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VideoboysaysCube posted...
I don't understand how online discourse can predict geological or cosmic events. These things aren't affected by what we talk about.

Well you see, there was Language happening somewhere and so therefore it's very obvious that the Martians are going to rock up exactly 39 days after Donald Trump does an interview.

Experts might not want to admit it, but this is what Peak Science looks like.

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rexcrk
12/03/24 7:43:56 AM
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I wonder if itll be E.T.-type aliens or Xenomorph-type aliens


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ZevLoveDOOM
12/03/24 7:44:39 AM
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God i fucking hope so! lol
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ZevLoveDOOM
12/03/24 7:45:55 AM
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rexcrk posted...
I wonder if itll be E.T.-type aliens or Xenomorph-type aliens

dawg i dont want any xenomorphs to burst out of my stomach.

hope its one of those "ET phone home!" ass motherfuckers.

heck i'll take a funny one like Alf even! lol
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Golden_Key33
12/03/24 7:47:41 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Im struggling to understand what that means. Is he saying that people started talking about tsunamis, before said event, and such conversations were caused said future tsunami? Like, if I find myself talking to a friend about a deadly car accident on my commute, does that mean I should call in sick?
That kind of sounds like American Gods.

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Strider102
12/03/24 7:53:05 AM
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I can confirm no aliens yet.

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Rika_Furude
12/03/24 7:53:54 AM
#58:


where aliens
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TomClark
12/03/24 7:54:07 AM
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Strider102 posted...
I can confirm no aliens yet.

That sounds exactly like what someone who was now being puppeteered like an unwilling flesh marionette by an alien brain slug would say.

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Strider102
12/03/24 7:55:20 AM
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TomClark posted...
That sounds exactly like what someone who was now being puppeteered like an unwilling flesh marionette by an alien brain slug would say.

You were told not to say anything! Damnit...now we have to stop the whole damn invasion!

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Dalthine
12/03/24 7:57:42 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Im struggling to understand what that means. Is he saying that people started talking about tsunamis, before said event, and such conversations were caused said future tsunami? Like, if I find myself talking to a friend about a deadly car accident on my commute, does that mean I should call in sick?
If you're actually curious about it, it's based on supernatural theory (hypothesis?) of the collective unconscious. Basically that people are subconsciously aware of upcoming events somehow and it affects speech patterns without people being aware of it. The model used scrapes for changes in trends among words or searches used online to measure that subconscious effect and uses those to build predictions.

It would be less about you specifically getting the thought of a car crash and more like 60% of the people you know getting a thought about over the course of the previous week. Then how many would vocalize the thought, how many might make a search online, how many might just let the thought go?

Even if the model had some correct predictions before, I wouldn't put the word "exact" in even the same ballpark. Then it's probably further muddled by the current online climate and AI prevalence.
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KogaSteelfang
12/03/24 8:29:43 AM
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Is it aliens, or face ripping miners with jetpacks again?

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CADE_FOSTER
12/03/24 8:31:25 AM
#63:


Still no Alien Overlords smh
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_____Cait
12/03/24 8:38:31 AM
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This is stupid, but im ok with it too. Maybe they would be better

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TomClark
12/03/24 8:39:04 AM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
Still no Alien Overlords smh

If anyone should be opposed to alien overlords it's you.

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Tom_Joad
12/03/24 8:44:41 AM
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Strider102 posted...
I can confirm no aliens yet.

They are too busy with Geene Davis right now.

https://youtu.be/UYelLENqNzA

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Touch
12/03/24 8:56:32 AM
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I'm ready for that

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2d8304f2.jpg

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ironman2009
12/03/24 9:02:59 AM
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Alteres posted...
Hamilton?

I think it was from independence day

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Lobinde
12/03/24 9:41:26 AM
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As long as it's not necrons or tyrannids I think we'll be ok.

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Strider102
12/03/24 9:52:17 AM
#70:


Giegue hasn't arrived yet

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Ratchetrockon
12/03/24 9:59:15 AM
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No aliens yet

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Pikachuchupika
12/03/24 12:02:40 PM
#72:


Where the hell are da aliens. I want to get probe'd.
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Time
12/03/24 12:04:25 PM
#73:


not happening

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AceMos
12/03/24 12:06:30 PM
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even playing along with jokes like this help spread the every decreasing low media literacy

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Foppe
12/03/24 12:10:23 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
dawg i dont want any xenomorphs to burst out of my stomach.

hope its one of those "ET phone home!" ass motherfuckers.

heck i'll take a funny one like Alf even! lol
Alright, ET pops out of your stomach.

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Ratchetrockon
12/03/24 12:11:44 PM
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i was outside earlier and didnt see any aliens

omg what if they come in the evening??

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CADE_FOSTER
12/03/24 12:25:36 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
Still no Alien Overlords smh

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Strider102
12/03/24 12:26:15 PM
#78:


I think we were lied to guys

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Vegy
12/03/24 12:27:25 PM
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Anyone see dat giant ball of light in da sky? Da fuck is dat? Some kind of weapon? It hurt my eyes when i looked at it for a second

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Strider102
12/03/24 12:28:15 PM
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Vegy posted...
Anyone see dat giant ball of light in da sky? Da fuck is dat? Some kind of weapon? It hurt my eyes when i looked at it for a second

DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHT!!!!!

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Purple_Cheetah
12/03/24 12:32:35 PM
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Maybe this explains the weird dream I had this morning. At this rate I welcome our alien overlords that'll be likely confused and disappointed.
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Ratchetrockon
12/03/24 1:03:49 PM
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Vegy posted...
Anyone see dat giant ball of light in da sky? Da fuck is dat? Some kind of weapon? It hurt my eyes when i looked at it for a second
i see a bunch of white stuff in the sky too O_O

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Father_
12/03/24 1:16:38 PM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
Maybe this explains the weird dream I had this morning. At this rate I welcome our alien overlords that'll be likely confused and disappointed.
Holy crap i had some weird scary dream too where I was apparently (trying to) shout im my sleep (I never do that)!!

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Purple_Cheetah
12/03/24 1:25:36 PM
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Father_ posted...
Holy crap i had some weird scary dream too where I was apparently (trying to) shout im my sleep (I never do that)!!
That sucks, because in mine I was playing Grand Theft Auto 6, and they made it top down perspective again to act like it was new. Then next thing I know I'm on some weird space ship or sci-fi setting with these creatures like it's totally normal for me to be looking at this giant gerbil thing as others suit up for battle.

If we get overrun by space furries or giant gerbils, you saw the warning here folks.
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CADE_FOSTER
12/03/24 2:42:27 PM
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so disappointed
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Pikachuchupika
12/03/24 2:49:50 PM
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If there's one prediction that we make that will most likely always be wrong is aliens coming to Earth. We're probably not going to be visited by aliens any time soon. There probably aren't any in the vicinity near our solar system. There might not even be any super intelligent aliens in our galaxy (maybe primitive). Alien empires probably exist in some galaxies far away, unfortunately.
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AceMos
12/03/24 2:56:27 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
If there's one prediction that we make that will most likely always be wrong is aliens coming to Earth. We're probably not going to be visited by aliens any time soon. There probably aren't any in the vicinity near our solar system. There might not even be any super intelligent aliens in our galaxy (maybe primitive). Alien empires probably exist in some galaxies far away, unfortunately.

i doubt alien empires exist anywhere do to the fact the light speed barrier exists

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Kisai
12/03/24 3:05:25 PM
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In light of all the events happening in America and around the world lately, I was kinda sorta hoping aliens would actually show up as a nice distraction.

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not_KDTProjekt
12/03/24 3:08:19 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
What will their excuse be when nothing happens?
Move the date and say "oopsie." Kinda like everytime Jesus is supposed to come back.
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Breaker
12/03/24 3:15:37 PM
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AceMos posted...
i doubt alien empires exist anywhere do to the fact the light speed barrier exists
The light speed barrier wouldn't affect wether aliens exist or not. It would only possibly affect their space travel and their ability to get to Earth.

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Rika_Furude
12/03/24 3:19:21 PM
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The universe is so vast its statistically unlikely for aliens to not exist out there somewhere. I thought we already found bacteria in space or something
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Board_hunter567
12/03/24 3:19:45 PM
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Just saw four fighter jets flying in formation. They looked exactly like every orb/sphere UAP video, right down to the "impossible" movement but the distinct sound of jet engines was unmistakable.

Should've taken a video, I'd have gotten a thousand Internet points easy.

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AceMos
12/03/24 3:20:17 PM
#94:


Breaker posted...
The light speed barrier wouldn't affect wether aliens exist or not. It would only possibly affect their space travel and their ability to get to Earth.

i ment galactic empires obviously they have empires on their own planets

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Nukazie
12/03/24 3:21:12 PM
#95:


still waiting

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Sub_Tank
12/03/24 3:39:58 PM
#96:


There has been a huge wave of UFO sightings recently, but it seems more like a fancy new drone program being tested out. I'd hope.

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Quorthon109
12/03/24 4:05:08 PM
#97:


Any minute now

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CADE_FOSTER
12/03/24 4:07:19 PM
#98:


Feel fucking so bad we didn't get our alien invasion fucking garbage ass predictions
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DCinGA
12/03/24 4:09:50 PM
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Me and my dive team dropped a few key Strategems on the invaders.
Earth is safe

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Ratchetrockon
12/03/24 4:48:20 PM
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7 hours left on the east coast

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