Poll of the Day > Misheard Lyrics

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"Ain't nobody gonna come here and eat my PLAY-DOH!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59RIVbWC4oE

Hit me with your pet shark

fire your maid

She used to humour me and tummy lice.

Humour me and tummy lice.

Free harmonica to anyone who gets the original.

Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway
Baby darling, she's so friendly
You had a busy day today

"I am appealing in a piano tie"

The end of All Apologies

You can go back and forth between All in all is all we are and Oh no Antonio and both sound correct

you can try domestic ham

you can try domestic ham

domestic ham is good enough

I took my chances,
I took up necromancy,
That hasn't happened for the longest time.

Technically it's a jingle and not a song but it still has lyrics.

"Save Big Mommy at Menards"

"And surely good Mrs. Murphy shall follow me all the days that I live."

https://hamnmustardshake.ytmnd.com/

Zareth posted...

https://hamnmustardshake.ytmnd.com/

Dew Army!

Rock the cat box

Cat Stevens Peace Train I used to hear as G-string

That Paved Paradise song I used to hear "Say 'Paradise', put up a fucking lie"

And I'm thinking, "They can play this on the radio?"

Go! Go! Jason Waterfalls!

Alex the Seal

I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy

"Tiger Woods is driving me insane"

https://sadmickelfat.ytmnd.com/

Also, Bruce Springsteen's "Tenth Avenue Freeze Out" only sounds like "Dead Devil in the Freezer" to me -

Salrite posted...

That Paved Paradise song I used to hear "Say 'Paradise', put up a fucking lie"

And I'm thinking, "They can play this on the radio?"

saaaammmeeeeee

The creator of Sonic agrees that SA2 was the best sonic game.

So drive on the freeway, cause I wanna kill ya

https://youtu.be/VZIz1n1Ryk0?si=67rdzuD4ZzOMEsS0

Salrite posted...

Go! Go! Jason Waterfalls!

Eyyyyyyy, I also heard it as Jason Waterfalls lol. Spent an entire summer wondering who that was and why he had a song about him and why they didn't want him to go.

man101 posted...

Eyyyyyyy, I also heard it as Jason Waterfalls lol. Spent an entire summer wondering who that was and why he had a song about him and why they didn't want him to go.

There happens to be a reference to it in Borderlands 3 as a hidden location, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBHAPXGwo0w

not Misheard but failed translated that became a meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8fxuVhK7-g

If there ever was a dinosaur
In a mound of icicles
I would wanna train it to ride a ball

man101 posted...

Technically it's a jingle and not a song but it still has lyrics.

"Save Big Mommy at Menards"

Worst is when they play that IN the store all the time.

I'm like, I'm already in the store, in nowhere North Dakota with no competeors, you don't need to promote to me
On top, "rev up like a duece" has to be the most misheard lyric.

CyborgSage00x0 posted...

Worst is when they play that IN the store all the time.

I'm like, I'm already in the store, in nowhere North Dakota with no competeors, you don't need to promote to me
On top, "rev up like a duece" has to be the most misheard lyric.

Relentless advertising when you're already in the door is one of the most aggravating things on earth IMO. One of the main reasons I stopped going to AMC theaters. 30 fucking minutes of advertisements before every movie for their own membership programs and concessions when I'm literally already sitting there having paid for a ticket and drinks. $@#)2!

"We were caught unaware of this passionate Psyduck."

Theres a bathroom on the right

He's got the whole world in his pants

captpackrat posted...

He's got the whole world in his pants

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/565cbf7e.jpg

We're going down, down and we're rolling around

I know you got shotgun, chocolate pudding

Bald headed woman.

For years I thought Hey miss murder can I? was Where is my arcanine?

You and me and Leslie

Pretty as a midsummer's morn, they call her Dog.

Dog, go away I'm no good for you
Oh, Dog, stay with him, he'll be good to you.

As a kid, I heard lyrics incorrectly. Loved to play the 86 Transformers OST with Dare to be Stupid on repeat. I heard it as "Dare to noodles".

Im pretty sure the lyrics in Beat It are show them how fucking strong is your fight the official lyrics were just to get by the censors

Damn_Underscore posted...

Im pretty sure the lyrics in Beat It are show them how fucking strong is your fight the official lyrics were just to get by the censors

I only just recently found out that the lyrics to "Poker Face" are

P-p-p-poke her face, F-f-f-fuck her face