Current Events > I saw a sign on the highway that said Santa sees you when you're speeding.

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Verdekal
12/29/24 3:04:42 PM
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Thought that was kinda ironic.

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Chadawah
12/29/24 3:05:05 PM
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Was it in Utah?

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Verdekal
12/29/24 4:37:35 PM
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Chadawah posted...
Was it in Utah?
Delaware. Why do you ask?

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ReturnOfDevsman
12/29/24 4:40:41 PM
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Like he could visit every house in the world in one night at 35mph.

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divot1338
12/29/24 5:00:45 PM
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What cross section of the population is this supposed to work on?

Children with drivers licenses and adults who still believe in Santa?

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samsungsalt
12/29/24 5:05:11 PM
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Santa creeped me out as a kid being this old dude with parasocial relationships with children

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Chadawah
12/30/24 12:24:32 PM
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Verdekal posted...
Delaware. Why do you ask?
Seen one that said the same.

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Hejiru
12/30/24 12:27:38 PM
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He sees you when youre speeding
He knows when you slam brakes
He knows if you use turn signals
So drive good for goodness sake

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