Current Events > Elon says naming the guys who got into govt systems is a crime

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WingsOfGood
02/03/25 4:22:51 PM
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Apparently saying:
The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-government-young-engineers/
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8dc45ada.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/1igtx63/you_have_committed_a_crime/
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Murphiroth
02/03/25 4:28:59 PM
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Gotta start spinning this in words the MAGA morons will understand

"An African immigrant billionaire and his GenZ minions, some of whom are not white, have access to everyone's SSNs!"
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WingsOfGood
02/03/25 4:31:24 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Spoilers: It's not.

you sure about that?
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havean776
02/03/25 4:31:51 PM
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The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran

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The23rdMagus
02/03/25 4:32:16 PM
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What crime, exactly?

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SaikyoStyle
02/03/25 4:32:28 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
What crime, exactly?
Theyll think of one.

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Rika_Furude
02/03/25 4:32:43 PM
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The crime of disobeying a billionaire superior
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Raiden2909
02/03/25 4:32:53 PM
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Didn't Elon straight out start posting the person names and pictures of U.S federal employee's a little while back
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HighSeraph
02/03/25 4:33:49 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Whatever crime Musk says it is. I don't think you guys realize Musk is essentially Palpatine from SW now.

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Zikten
02/03/25 4:33:51 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Apparently saying:
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-government-young-engineers/
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8dc45ada.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/1igtx63/you_have_committed_a_crime/
Someone should respond to Elon's post with "so have you"
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DrizztLink
02/03/25 4:34:15 PM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
Theyll think of one.
Probably just call it "insubordination" and make it a life sentence.

Except the name will be something really fucking stupid like "oopsie-whoopsies" because Musk is a walking case of arrested development.

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havean776
02/03/25 4:37:30 PM
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Zikten posted...
Someone should respond to Elon's post with "so have you"
Why? It doesn't mater if you point out they are hypocritical. They do not care. Their followers do not care that they have no values.

Pointing it out does nothing!

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Agent_Stroud
02/03/25 4:39:23 PM
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Fuck off, Elmo. Youre the one committing crimes here, you narcissistic uncool freak.

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Srk700
02/03/25 4:40:43 PM
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Elons very existence is a crime against humanity.
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WingsOfGood
02/03/25 4:41:18 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


undermining the Greatening process
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HighSeraph
02/03/25 4:42:50 PM
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Zikten posted...
Someone should respond to Elon's post with "so have you"
I'm sure that'll slightly irritate him while he continues overthrow our democracy, the time for talk is past but no one's willing to actually do anything.

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Frosted_Midna
02/03/25 4:57:00 PM
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havean776 posted...
The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran

Thank you!

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WingsOfGood
02/03/25 4:58:34 PM
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havean776 posted...
The engineers are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0

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Lobinde
02/03/25 4:59:44 PM
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This is a violation of the United Corporations of America 's Terms of Service. Violators will have their Membership revoked and shipped off to the Gitmo Indentured Servitude Camp for subsequent Re-education.

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
02/03/25 4:59:53 PM
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HighSeraph posted...
Whatever crime Musk says it is. I don't think you guys realize Musk is essentially Palpatine from SW now.
Palpatine was competent. Musk is a dipshit who was lucky enough to be born rich.

HighSeraph posted...
the time for talk is past but no one's willing to actually do anything.
Until more Americans start feeling the pain and getting furious, there'll be nothing anyone can do.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
02/03/25 5:00:08 PM
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havean776 posted...
The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran
B7

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-Crissaegrim-
02/03/25 5:01:31 PM
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Agent_Stroud posted...
Fuck off, Elmo. Youre the one committing crimes here, you narcissistic uncool freak.

You left out "shit at games". That'd be the one that'd actually sting him.

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WingsOfGood
02/03/25 5:02:12 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SplJ7U0Jgtw
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HighSeraph
02/03/25 5:02:45 PM
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Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
Until more Americans start feeling the pain and getting furious, there'll be nothing anyone can do.
I was including myself in that btw, we're all just sitting here waiting for someone else to do something and I'm just as guilty of it

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tankboy
02/03/25 5:03:48 PM
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Isn't at least one of them a foreign national?
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Metal_Gear_Raxis
02/03/25 5:09:29 PM
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HighSeraph posted...
I was including myself in that btw, we're all just sitting here waiting for someone else to do something and I'm just as guilty of it
Knock it off with the performative self-flagellation, you aren't doing nothing because you're complacent or lazy, you're doing nothing because you can't do anything.

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Rob_the_Ninja
02/03/25 5:10:26 PM
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Great, our government's money is being overseen by little shits who call you the hard r over voice chat.
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LinkDaLunatic
02/03/25 5:14:14 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
What crime, exactly?
"Terrorism"
Calling it now

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Umbreon
02/03/25 5:18:04 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
"Terrorism"
Calling it now

Oh is that a crime again?

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pinky0926
02/03/25 5:18:44 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



Jesus Christ. It's the broccoli hair brigade. I see them at the gym every day. I don't trust them with a 45lb barbell, let alone literally every government agency

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LinkDaLunatic
02/03/25 5:19:50 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Oh is that a crime again?
It depends on your affiliations and income level.

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UnfairRepresent
02/03/25 5:19:52 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

"opposing Orange God"

You're not thinking like a facist. What crime did you need to commit to be arrested by Stalin or Hitler?

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mystic_belmont
02/03/25 5:19:59 PM
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Wasn't Elon showing off the names of federal workers less than a month ago?

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Sonixs
02/03/25 5:20:27 PM
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They're trying to play it off as doxxing.

Which everyone knows it's not.
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GrandConjuraton
02/03/25 5:21:02 PM
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Agent_Stroud posted...
Fuck off, Elmo. Youre the one committing crimes here, you narcissistic uncool freak.


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Vyrulisse
02/03/25 5:22:49 PM
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I looked up Elon's response and the account that named them is suspended.

Freeze Peach platform etc

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ellis123
02/03/25 5:29:47 PM
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mystic_belmont posted...
Wasn't Elon showing off the names of federal workers less than a month ago?
Yes. More importantly he was targeting people that weren't a part of public facing information, which made his actually quite a bit worse than this.

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WingsOfGood
02/03/25 5:30:34 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I looked up Elon's response and the account that named them is suspended.

Freeze Peach platform etc

Federal Marshalls probably took em away
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Strider102
02/03/25 5:48:48 PM
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Someone use AI to dub over that scene in Fight Club where they say "His name was Robert Paulson!" but change it to "Their names are (insert all names here)!"

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Necronmon
02/03/25 5:54:08 PM
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This is like one really demented episode of Big Bang Theory...god damn it.
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Kaitouace
02/03/25 5:58:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/87aac775.jpg

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Strider102
02/03/25 6:00:14 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Free speech only for Republicans and their shills.

Everyone else has no free speech, which was always the intention.

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darkace77450
02/03/25 6:17:41 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
What crime, exactly?

This is the director of the FBI.

https://www.amazon.com/Plot-Against-King-Kash-Patel/dp/1955550123

A key player in uncovering one of our nations biggest injustices tells the whole storyfor kids!

Kash Patel partners with Beacon of Freedom Publishing House, an imprint of BRAVE Books, to bring a fantastical retelling of Hillarys horrible plot against Trump to the whole family.

Full of fake heralds and keeper Komeys spying slugs, this is a story of daring and danger. But never fear! Kash the Distinguished Discoverer will win the day.

In other words, facts no longer matter. Innocence or guilt no longer matter. After four years of whining about a weaponized government, Trump is finally going to show us what that really looks like.

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Agent_Stroud
02/03/25 6:20:13 PM
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darkace77450 posted...
This is the director of the FBI.

https://www.amazon.com/Plot-Against-King-Kash-Patel/dp/1955550123

In other words, facts no longer matter. Innocence or guilt no longer matter. After four years of whining about a weaponized government, Trump is finally going to show us what that really looks like.

Sounds like the kinda book that the MAGAs will be using for kindling once they can no longer afford to pay their gas bill.

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darkace77450
02/03/25 6:22:50 PM
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Agent_Stroud posted...
Sounds like the kinda book that the MAGAs will be using for kindling once they can no longer afford to pay their gas bill.

I'd wager a good number of them would burn their Bibles before they burned their Trump memorabilia.
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Cynrascal
02/03/25 6:24:52 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
What crime, exactly?

Probably will spin it as some sort of doxxing.

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