Current Events > DOGE team member Big Balls fired for leaking company secrets

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refmon
02/07/25 4:02:06 PM
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-02-07/musk-s-doge-teen-was-fired-by-cybersecurity-firm-for-leaking-company-secrets

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Strider102
02/07/25 4:02:51 PM
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Seems pretty trustworthy to me.

>_>

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Bass
02/07/25 4:03:38 PM
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Of course Elon is using the best and most trustworthy people.

Bet these fuckers didn't even sign an NDA like normal government employees do.

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Dark_Moon
02/07/25 4:05:10 PM
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And yet I'm suppose to trust them with my data? Security clearance is suppose to stop these type people (not like that matter under trump)

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TMOG
02/07/25 4:05:38 PM
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...Big Balls?

Also, paywalled.
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darkbuster
02/07/25 4:07:44 PM
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I'll admit, if I were a 19yr old techbro with access to some of the most sensitive data on the planet, I'd be tempted to try some shit, too.

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Voidgolem
02/07/25 4:14:00 PM
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once again, this sort of thing is normally a "you'll never work in this field again" level incident for...basically anyone else.

I cannot put to words how depressing it is that these people are instead given the keys to government systems by the world's largest manchild

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NeonPhoenix
02/07/25 4:19:02 PM
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Big

Balls

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Raiden2909
02/07/25 4:20:41 PM
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Remember, The GQP and Elon like to talk about being all in favor of merit based hiring and always hiring the best and most trustworthy people.. funny huh
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Strider102
02/07/25 4:20:47 PM
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Voidgolem posted...
once again, this sort of thing is normally a "you'll never work in this field again" level incident for...basically anyone else.

I cannot put to words how depressing it is that these people are instead given the keys to government systems by the world's largest manchild

Now imagine what they have stored away somewhere

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Turbam
02/07/25 4:21:15 PM
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Man, this is dumb as hell.
How the fuck did it come to this?

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BlueTigerLion
02/07/25 4:22:25 PM
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Is there footage of their Senate confirmation hearings? That would be hilarious seeing them constantly refer to someone as Big Balls.

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refmon
02/07/25 4:53:19 PM
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NeonPhoenix posted...
Big

Balls


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Tyranthraxus
02/07/25 4:55:18 PM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
Is there footage of their Senate confirmation hearings? That would be hilarious seeing them constantly refer to someone as Big Balls.

They weren't confirmed by Senate. Senate never authorized the creation of a DOGE and the president can't do it on his own. Trump essentially just delegated his authority out to Musk who subdelegated it to Big Balls. In reality, it should be Big Balls that delegate Musk but everything has to be backwards here.

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GrandConjuraton
02/07/25 4:56:11 PM
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Pig Balls

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hivebent4life
02/07/25 4:58:35 PM
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We are living in Idiocracy

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