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MrMelodramatic 03/22/25 5:22:45 PM #1:	Wife went on a business trip; just dropped her off at the airport. No kids, no pets, no friends. Just me. Any fun ideas? --- Forever Momo; Always EPic <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:984444745] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Wife went on a business trip; just dropped her off at the airport. No kids, no pets, no friends. Just me. Any fun ideas?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 03/22/25 5:24:28 PM #2:	Large cheese pizza --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:984444759] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Large cheese pizza</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 03/22/25 5:24:35 PM #3:	Watch Home Alone --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:984444763] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Watch Home Alone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RasterGraphic 03/22/25 5:30:14 PM #4:	Become a master baiter. It's a helpful skill in the hunting trade. --- "Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex." - Philip J. Fry <cite>RasterGraphic posted [p:984444810] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Become a master baiter.It's a helpful skill in the hunting trade.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 03/22/25 5:31:34 PM #5:	Did you put your Hot Wheels all over the floor yet? Because I haven't had enough and I'm thirsty for more. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:984444813] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Did you put your Hot Wheels all over the floor yet? Because I haven't had enough and I'm thirsty for more.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 03/22/25 5:46:13 PM #6:	Practice your nudity skills. No clothes at all while at home. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:984444927] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Practice your nudity skills. No clothes at all while at home.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McmadnessV3 03/22/25 5:47:27 PM #7:	Deploy the garrison. --- Thank you for taking the time to read this sig. This sig loves you. <cite>McmadnessV3 posted [p:984444936] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Deploy the garrison.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Senta 03/22/25 5:55:00 PM #8:	Step One: Memorize the lyrics to Footloose. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg <cite>Senta posted [p:984445003] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Step One: Memorize the lyrics to Footloose. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 03/22/25 5:56:27 PM #9:	Murder bandits --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:984445011] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Murder bandits</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 03/22/25 5:56:31 PM #10:	Damn that's a long trip --- Buffalo Bills <cite>theAteam posted [p:984445013] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Damn that's a long trip</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighSeraph 03/22/25 5:57:05 PM #11:	Meet Donald Trump in a hotel lobby --- She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet <cite>HighSeraph posted [p:984445018] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Meet Donald Trump in a hotel lobby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Toonstrack 03/22/25 6:04:15 PM #12:	Read comics. --- The succotash is suffering. Comic Artist <cite>Toonstrack posted [p:984445096] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Read comics. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/22/25 6:09:09 PM #13:	I'm picturing TC's wife coming home and TC looks like Robin Williams in his first five minutes of Jumanji. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:984445147] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>I'm picturing TC's wife coming home and TC looks like Robin Williams in his first five minutes of Jumanji.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic 03/22/25 6:35:38 PM #14:	divot1338 posted... Large cheese pizza RasterGraphic posted... Become a master baiter. It's a helpful skill in the hunting trade. Way ahead of you guys there. Tom_Joad posted... Practice your nudity skills. No clothes at all while at home. Were nude at home most of the time anyway tbh theAteam posted... Damn that's a long trip I know :( I miss her already she goes on 3-5 week trips two or three times a year. Usually I try to visit her for a week or two, but Im just starting a new job so no go this time --- Forever Momo; Always EPic <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:984445350] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite><quote>Large cheese pizza</quote>RasterGraphic posted... </cite><quote>Become a master baiter.It's a helpful skill in the hunting trade.</quote>Way ahead of you guys there.Tom_Joad posted... </cite><quote>Practice your nudity skills. No clothes at all while at home.</quote>Were nude at home most of the time anyway tbhtheAteam posted... </cite><quote>Damn that's a long trip</quote>I know :( I miss her already she goes on 3-5 week trips two or three times a year. Usually I try to visit her for a week or two, but Im just starting a new job so no go this time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antiyonder 03/22/25 6:37:23 PM #15:	Really took that "When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone" bit to heart didn't you? But yeah, paint cans ready to swing over the stairs. --- Amalgam Universe resident Born in 82. <cite>Antiyonder posted [p:984445361] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Really took that "When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone" bit to heart didn't you?But yeah, paint cans ready to swing over the stairs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 03/22/25 7:08:48 PM #16:	If you live somewhere that it's legal, pot. --- I don't want to live on this planet anymore. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:984445604] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>If you live somewhere that it's legal, pot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JohnEtrav 03/22/25 7:14:13 PM #17:	Go get plastic surgery so when she comes home you can pretend like you have no idea who she is. --- Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? <cite>JohnEtrav posted [p:984445634] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Go get plastic surgery so when she comes home you can pretend like you have no idea who she is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 03/22/25 7:16:33 PM #18:	Party at @MrMelodramatic s house! Spread the word! --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:984445648] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Party at @MrMelodramatic s house! Spread the word!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aztex 03/22/25 7:18:04 PM #19:	Get comfortable and wear your wife's clothes then order a pizza and have the delivery guy see you in them --- Pokemon TCG Pocket - Texican - 2432-6142-7499-9507 <cite>Aztex posted [p:984445657] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Get comfortable and wear your wife's clothes then order a pizza and have the delivery guy see you in them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 03/22/25 7:23:57 PM #21:	Carve a hole in your floor/ceiling, then another hole in the floor/ceiling dirextly under that, which leads to the basement where you will install a giant ball pit. Tell me you wouldnt. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:984445702] in Home alone... [t:80954327]...</cite> <quote>Carve a hole in your floor/ceiling, then another hole in the floor/ceiling dirextly under that, which leads to the basement where you will install a giant ball pit. Tell me you wouldnt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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