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Dungeater 03/28/25 10:47:51 AM #1:	like brutha anytime im takin a diarrhea dump at work people shuffle in SCREAM BREATHING like they just ran a marathon every fucking time! --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:984508153] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>like bruthaanytime im takin a diarrhea dump at work people shuffle in SCREAM BREATHING like they just ran a marathonevery fucking time!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 03/28/25 10:48:26 AM #2:	Maybe they have hemorrhoids and it's painful Maybe they're fat and out of shape --- Italian, French, German. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:984508159] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Maybe they have hemorrhoids and it's painful Maybe they're fat and out of shape</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 03/28/25 10:49:09 AM #3:	For the love of the game --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:984508164] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>For the love of the game </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 03/28/25 10:50:22 AM #4:	I will never understand the weirdos that groan and stuff. Why the hell do you need to make strange noises while going to the bathroom? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:984508181] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>I will never understand the weirdos that groan and stuff. Why the hell do you need to make strange noises while going to the bathroom? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 03/28/25 11:00:16 AM #5:	Bass posted... I will never understand the weirdos that groan and stuff. Why the hell do you need to make strange noises while going to the bathroom? Gotta power up --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/062sANy.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:984508275] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Bass posted... </cite><quote>I will never understand the weirdos that groan and stuff. Why the hell do you need to make strange noises while going to the bathroom?</quote>Gotta power up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater 03/28/25 11:01:40 AM #6:	Bass posted... I will never understand the weirdos that groan and stuff. Why the hell do you need to make strange noises while going to the bathroom? right!! their breath sounds so THICK and it pierces the small walls --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:984508288] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Bass posted... </cite><quote>I will never understand the weirdos that groan and stuff. Why the hell do you need to make strange noises while going to the bathroom?</quote>right!!their breath sounds so THICK and it pierces the small walls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OldNastyBastard 03/28/25 11:06:51 AM #7:	I'm more concerned at the lack of sounds in the bathroom at work. Namely, the water running in the sink. I've gotten enough people to complain with me that they installed a hand sanitizer station by the door next to the bathroom. You leave the bathroom, put in a code for the door to access to the rest of the work area and then the station is past that door. So many attorney don't wash their hands. One will be on the phone, go take a shit, leave and go back to his desk, all while on the phone. <cite>OldNastyBastard posted [p:984508347] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>I'm more concerned at the lack of sounds in the bathroom at work. Namely, the water running in the sink. I've gotten enough people to complain with me that they installed a hand sanitizer station by the door next to the bathroom. You leave the bathroom, put in a code for the door to access to the rest of the work area and then the station is past that door. So many attorney don't wash their hands. One will be on the phone, go take a shit, leave and go back to his desk, all while on the phone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater 03/28/25 11:12:05 AM #8:	OldNastyBastard posted... I'm more concerned at the lack of sounds in the bathroom at work. Namely, the water running in the sink. I've gotten enough people to complain with me that they installed a hand sanitizer station by the door next to the bathroom. You leave the bathroom, put in a code for the door to access to the rest of the work area and then the station is past that door. So many attorney don't wash their hands. One will be on the phone, go take a shit, leave and go back to his desk, all while on the phone. thats disgusting --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:984508397] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>OldNastyBastard posted... </cite><quote>I'm more concerned at the lack of sounds in the bathroom at work. Namely, the water running in the sink. I've gotten enough people to complain with me that they installed a hand sanitizer station by the door next to the bathroom. You leave the bathroom, put in a code for the door to access to the rest of the work area and then the station is past that door. So many attorney don't wash their hands. One will be on the phone, go take a shit, leave and go back to his desk, all while on the phone.</quote>thats disgusting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blastia 03/28/25 11:24:03 AM #9:	whenever i do use a public bathroom, the guys taking a dump always seem to have the explosive kinds. it's never smooth plops. just a loud shart. their diets must be really shitty. --- http://i.imgur.com/abZeWiX.gifv http://i.imgur.com/g6lD6hJ.jpg <cite>Blastia posted [p:984508531] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>whenever i do use a public bathroom, the guys taking a dump always seem to have the explosive kinds. it's never smooth plops. just a loud shart. their diets must be really shitty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 03/28/25 11:25:55 AM #10:	is this real https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/588b0ea3.jpg --- (they/them) \| http://large.horse/ Show user avatars on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:984508554] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>is this realhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/588b0ea3.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater 03/28/25 11:27:21 AM #11:	TeaMilk posted... is this real https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/588b0ea3.jpg unironically yea --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:984508575] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite><quote>is this realhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/588b0ea3.jpg</quote>unironically yea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 03/28/25 11:31:18 AM #12:	Better than when this happens https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:984508615] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Better than when this happenshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater 03/28/25 11:32:16 AM #13:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Better than when this happens https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg ive never had this happen to be fair i havent used a urinal in years cuz i dont wanna freak ppl out --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:984508626] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>Better than when this happenshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg</quote>ive never had this happento be fair i havent used a urinal in years cuz i dont wanna freak ppl out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 03/28/25 11:36:59 AM #14:	OldNastyBastard posted... I'm more concerned at the lack of sounds in the bathroom at work. Namely, the water running in the sink. I've gotten enough people to complain with me that they installed a hand sanitizer station by the door next to the bathroom. You leave the bathroom, put in a code for the door to access to the rest of the work area and then the station is past that door. So many attorney don't wash their hands. One will be on the phone, go take a shit, leave and go back to his desk, all while on the phone. Yeah, working in an office building, I've been disgusted by how many dudes just didn't wash their hands at all after using the bathroom. I started using paper towels to open the bathroom door after leaving --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:984508675] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>OldNastyBastard posted... </cite><quote>I'm more concerned at the lack of sounds in the bathroom at work. Namely, the water running in the sink. I've gotten enough people to complain with me that they installed a hand sanitizer station by the door next to the bathroom. You leave the bathroom, put in a code for the door to access to the rest of the work area and then the station is past that door. So many attorney don't wash their hands. One will be on the phone, go take a shit, leave and go back to his desk, all while on the phone.</quote>Yeah, working in an office building, I've been disgusted by how many dudes just didn't wash their hands at all after using the bathroom. I started using paper towels to open the bathroom door after leaving</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 03/28/25 11:43:11 AM #15:	When a guy gets in the stall next to you and he's a grunter. Like dude, I engage my pelvic floor too but you don't hear me going "HIT-........ UHHHHRRGGGHHHHHHH" --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:984508755] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>When a guy gets in the stall next to you and he's a grunter. Like dude, I engage my pelvic floor too but you don't hear me going "HIT-........ UHHHHRRGGGHHHHHHH"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 03/28/25 12:38:03 PM #16:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Better than when this happens https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg This happens to me at the gym. Replace the urinals with treadmills. --- Italian, French, German. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:984509373] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>Better than when this happenshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg</quote>This happens to me at the gym. Replace the urinals with treadmills.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 03/28/25 12:38:58 PM #17:	Sometimes I make a noise if they start talking to themselves so they know I can hear them --- Let my Cameron go <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:984509382] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes I make a noise if they start talking to themselves so they know I can hear them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/28/25 12:41:17 PM #18:	Listen to my story. One time, I was taking a shit at work (on the clock of course), and the dude in the stall next to me starts singing. He starts singing a birthday song- note: not the birthday song, a birthday song. This dude came up with verses on the spot singing a birthday song. Then he finishes, pauses for an uncomfortably long time and says "...yeah... that's what I'll sing." --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:984509409] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Listen to my story.One time, I was taking a shit at work (on the clock of course), and the dude in the stall next to me starts singing. He starts singing a birthday song- note: not the birthday song, a birthday song. This dude came up with verses on the spot singing a birthday song. Then he finishes, pauses for an uncomfortably long time and says "...yeah... that's what I'll sing."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 03/28/25 12:44:14 PM #19:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Better than when this happens https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg https://youtu.be/jnJcen4Fohw?si=X3BHNsu0fdahPbm9 --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:984509435] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>Better than when this happenshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg</quote>https://youtu.be/jnJcen4Fohw?si=X3BHNsu0fdahPbm9</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater 03/28/25 12:54:10 PM #20:	Turbam posted... Listen to my story. One time, I was taking a shit at work (on the clock of course), and the dude in the stall next to me starts singing. He starts singing a birthday song- note: not the birthday song, a birthday song. This dude came up with verses on the spot singing a birthday song. Then he finishes, pauses for an uncomfortably long time and says "...yeah... that's what I'll sing." lmao --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:984509550] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>Listen to my story.One time, I was taking a shit at work (on the clock of course), and the dude in the stall next to me starts singing. He starts singing a birthday song- note: not the birthday song, a birthday song. This dude came up with verses on the spot singing a birthday song. Then he finishes, pauses for an uncomfortably long time and says "...yeah... that's what I'll sing."</quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PissedOffMonk 03/28/25 1:44:03 PM #21:	Were_Wyrm posted... Gotta power up Shit and piss breathing styles have existed way before Demon Slayer was a thing. <cite>PissedOffMonk posted [p:984510091] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Were_Wyrm posted... </cite><quote>Gotta power up</quote>Shit and piss breathing styles have existed way before Demon Slayer was a thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterbarf 03/28/25 1:48:52 PM #22:	I just say, "3, 2, 1, blast off". --- https://i.imgur.com/SJyzEFW.png by SmidgeIsntBack <cite>masterbarf posted [p:984510135] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>I just say, "3, 2, 1, blast off".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater 03/28/25 1:53:21 PM #23:	make it make sense --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:984510181] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>make it make sense</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterbarf 03/28/25 1:54:10 PM #24:	I was singing Gangsta's Paradise in my school's staff bathroom while peeing. When I was done I heard the stall toilet flush, and realized dude was silently listening to me the whole time. Not that it matters. --- https://i.imgur.com/SJyzEFW.png by SmidgeIsntBack <cite>masterbarf posted [p:984510191] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>I was singing Gangsta's Paradise in my school's staff bathroom while peeing. When I was done I heard the stall toilet flush, and realized dude was silently listening to me the whole time. Not that it matters.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dungeater 03/28/25 1:58:34 PM #26:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] that pizza topic really gave me a lot of retroactive context. ive been stumped for years as to why everyone assumes im some frothing-at-the-mouth hatred machine --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:984510245] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> that pizza topic really gave me a lot of retroactive context. ive been stumped for years as to why everyone assumes im some frothing-at-the-mouth hatred machine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dungeater 03/28/25 2:01:30 PM #28:	whoa calm down lady! ~~heart~~ --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:984510274] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>whoa calm down lady!heart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 03/28/25 2:06:50 PM #30:	maybe its one of those "i want people to know how miserable i am" sorta things --- I hope something good happens to you today Playing: Baldur's Gate 3 <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:984510320] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>maybe its one of those "i want people to know how miserable i am" sorta things</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JohnEtrav 03/28/25 2:07:14 PM #31:	I make as much noise as humanly possible when using the public bathrooms. I try and talk to myself in a low sensual voice the whole time as well encouraging myself throughout the whole process. It helps keeps strangers from getting too close while Im in there. --- Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? <cite>JohnEtrav posted [p:984510328] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>I make as much noise as humanly possible when using the public bathrooms.I try and talk to myself in a low sensual voice the whole time as well encouraging myself throughout the whole process.It helps keeps strangers from getting too close while Im in there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FighterMcWar 03/28/25 2:19:28 PM #32:	Overweight and probably have a hernia. It is literally taking the breath out of them to sit down. --- We rode on the winds of the rising storm, We ran to the sounds of the thunder. We danced amongst the lightning bolts, and tore the world asunder. <cite>FighterMcWar posted [p:984510448] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Overweight and probably have a hernia. It is literally taking the breath out of them to sit down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FighterMcWar 03/28/25 2:20:59 PM #33:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Better than when this happens https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg Could be worse. Could have two guys get on either side, look eachother in the eye and loudly declare "RACE" before they start torqueing off. --- We rode on the winds of the rising storm, We ran to the sounds of the thunder. We danced amongst the lightning bolts, and tore the world asunder. <cite>FighterMcWar posted [p:984510465] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>Better than when this happenshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg</quote>Could be worse. Could have two guys get on either side, look eachother in the eye and loudly declare "RACE" before they start torqueing off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mortainous28 03/28/25 2:28:22 PM #34:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Better than when this happens https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg The only answer to this is "Yes". Squall has some bomb cards. --- Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it. <cite>Mortainous28 posted [p:984510542] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>Better than when this happenshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3625de1.jpg</quote>The only answer to this is "Yes". Squall has some bomb cards.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater 03/28/25 3:26:22 PM #35:	i uh i think this guy next to me is rubbing himself he's coughing the loudest i ever heard, i jumped and now he sounds shlicky dude what do i do --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:984511261] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>i uhi think this guy next to me is rubbing himself he's coughing the loudest i ever heard, i jumpedand now he sounds shlicky dude what do i do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 03/28/25 3:28:32 PM #36:	You been in the John a while --- Let my Cameron go <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:984511309] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>You been in the John a while </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 03/28/25 4:06:50 PM #37:	My question has always been how do people get shit outside the toilet bowl? I've seen some absolutely foul occurrences in stalls that have me asking why tho --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream [She/they] <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:984511759] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>My question has always been how do people get shit outside the toilet bowl? I've seen some absolutely foul occurrences in stalls that have me asking why tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartavisBryant 03/28/25 4:28:16 PM #38:	Gwynevere posted... My question has always been how do people get shit outside the toilet bowl? I've seen some absolutely foul occurrences in stalls that have me asking why tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD0k7cnj384 --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong <cite>MartavisBryant posted [p:984511949] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Gwynevere posted... </cite><quote>My question has always been how do people get shit outside the toilet bowl? I've seen some absolutely foul occurrences in stalls that have me asking why tho</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD0k7cnj384</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JohnEtrav 03/28/25 9:04:31 PM #40:	Gwynevere posted... My question has always been how do people get shit outside the toilet bowl? I've seen some absolutely foul occurrences in stalls that have me asking why tho I used to work on construction sites and instead of making paper ass gaskets, some people would just squat and shit all over the port-a-john making it impossible to use for the next guy. --- Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? <cite>JohnEtrav posted [p:984514562] in why do guy... [t:80957314]...</cite> <quote>Gwynevere posted... </cite><quote>My question has always been how do people get shit outside the toilet bowl? I've seen some absolutely foul occurrences in stalls that have me asking why tho</quote>I used to work on construction sites and instead of making paper ass gaskets, some people would just squat and shit all over the port-a-john making it impossible to use for the next guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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