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Rotterdammerung 04/03/25 1:13:14 AM #1: |
My son is very particular about cheese. He refuses to eat anything except mozzarella. Every day, he has a mozzarella cheese toasty. This must happen, or he cant deal. A world where his cheese toasty is mozzarella is not a world he will accept. If theres no mozzarella, he will scream, he will cry, hell absolutely go to tiny sobbing pieces. Its one of his obsessions. Hes recently started making his own cheese toasties using a microwave toasty maker. We bought him his own pack of sliced mozzarella. Today, he accidentally used the wrong cheese. He used sliced tasty cheese instead. He didnt realise until after hed devoured his cheese toasty and gave it rave reviews. I was expecting a category 5 cant-deal-athon, but he has apparently decided thats what he wants in his cheese toasties now. --- Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. GNU STP They/them. Bad faith user ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkittyOnWailord 04/03/25 1:30:08 AM #2: |
Try a slice of each next time? Might be fun. --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 04/03/25 1:52:06 AM #3: |
What is tasty cheese? I thought all cheese was tasty cheese? --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JohnEtrav 04/03/25 2:18:04 AM #4: |
Slip that little dude some Havarti and Gouda with a nice tomato soup and let him become a man. --- Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 04/03/25 2:18:41 AM #5: |
Do you really think hes up to owning and managing his own cheese supply? --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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absolutebuffoon 04/03/25 2:41:14 AM #6: |
Tom_Joad posted... What is tasty cheese?This, and also what is a cheese toasty? --- Gamefolks.proboards.com. The newest and greatest spinoff site ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 04/03/25 2:42:35 AM #7: |
absolutebuffoon posted... This, and also what is a cheese toasty?The fake British name for grilled cheese --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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absolutebuffoon 04/03/25 2:43:52 AM #8: |
It sounded cutesy enough to be from the English. Only their twisted minds could conceive of a sport as brutal as American football but with no safety gear and call it something as adorable as "rug bees". --- Gamefolks.proboards.com. The newest and greatest spinoff site ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 04/03/25 3:26:36 AM #9: |
pegusus123456 posted... The fake British name for grilled cheese They aren't quite the same. A cheese toasty is cheese on toast bread that's then toasted, which melts the cheese into the bread. The bread may or may not be buttered. And as you probably already know, that's not an American grilled cheese sandwich. Which has mayo in it, somehow. And how the bread is dripping with grease. It's like calling a knockwurst a hotdog. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 04/03/25 3:34:04 AM #10: |
Tom_Joad posted... A cheese toasty is cheese on toast bread that's then toasted, which melts the cheese into the bread. The bread may or may not be buttered.You just described an American grilled cheese sandwich and then said it's not an American grilled cheese sandwich. --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 04/03/25 3:36:28 AM #11: |
pegusus123456 posted... You just described an American grilled cheese sandwich and then said it's not an American grilled cheese sandwich. But the Brits put actual cheese in theirs. Its an important distinction. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cacciato 04/03/25 3:44:21 AM #12: |
absolutebuffoon posted... This, and also what is a cheese toasty?Grilled cheese sandwich ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dungeater 04/03/25 4:04:52 AM #13: |
ay congrats on the happy ending. deff unexpected --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Iyami 04/03/25 4:07:33 AM #14: |
Tom_Joad posted... Which has mayo in it, somehow. And how the bread is dripping with grease.Mayo on a grilled cheese sandwich? I've never heard this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Senta 04/03/25 4:09:20 AM #15: |
Iyami posted... Mayo on a grilled cheese sandwich? I've never heard this.Its a debated thing even in the states. I prefer mayo over butter; makes it creamier and makes it grill nicer. My wife prefers butter. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueKat 04/03/25 4:10:32 AM #16: |
Tom_Joad posted... And as you probably already know, that's not an American grilled cheese sandwich. Which has mayo in it, somehow. And how the bread is dripping with grease.I think some Yank is fucking with you --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Senta 04/03/25 4:12:14 AM #17: |
BlueKat posted... I think some Yank is fucking with you No no. It's a common thing to use Mayo over Butter, both inside and outside the bread. But it's also a very regional thing. You'll find it with Mayo more in the south and Midwest. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Iyami 04/03/25 4:14:31 AM #18: |
I'm in the Midwest and I've never heard of that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 04/03/25 4:24:32 AM #19: |
Anyway, what's tasty cheese? Where I live, flamenco cheese goes on a tosta de queijo. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult ... Copied to Clipboard!
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I_is_smart 04/03/25 4:27:00 AM #20: |
Kinda in the middle of both here and never heard of it. Never heard of a grilled cheese sandwich dripping with grease either. Might be slightly greasy to the touch from the butter, but dripping? --- Tah-rah-rah-boom-dee-aaay, did you get yours todaaay? I got mine yesterdaaay, that's why I walk this way. i.imgur.com/FoxGIbC.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ViewtifulGrave 04/03/25 7:15:29 AM #21: |
Tom_Joad posted... They aren't quite the same.Who the fuck puts mayo on a grilled cheese and whos grilled cheese is dripping with grease? --- To elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace - Shadow the Hedgehog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HashtagSEP 04/03/25 8:44:00 AM #22: |
Mayo on grilled cheese is actually a thing, and you probably have already had it without even knowing it. You don't like, actually see the mayo, it's spread on lightly in place of butter, so by the time the thing is cooked, it just looks like any other grilled cheese. And then there's certainly no strong mayo taste, it kinda just tastes like a slightly stronger butter. Sometimes diners will use it because it doesn't burn as easily as butter does. --- #SEP #Awesome #Excellent #Greatness #SteveNash #VitaminWater #SmellingLikeTheVault #Pigeon #Sexy #ActuallyAVeryIntelligentVelociraptor #Heel #CoolSpot #EndOfSig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rotterdammerung 04/03/25 8:48:59 AM #23: |
Tom_Joad posted... What is tasty cheese?Essentially, cheddar. JohnEtrav posted... Slip that little dude some Havarti and Gouda with a nice tomato soup and let him become a man.oh no, absolutely not. Weve tried introducing havarti and Gouda and he wont have any of it. Tomato soup? Youd hear about it an ocean away. divot1338 posted... Do you really think hes up to owning and managing his own cheese supply?hes handling it remarkably well. Were working on his organisational skills at the moment, so it works out. Dungeater posted... ay congrats on the happy ending. deff unexpectedHe came up to me before bedtime. Dad, I thought really hard about it and I never want a sandwich like that ever again. So uh, baby steps I guess. That said, for school lunch tomorrow hes decided he wants to take strips of souvlaki bread and a small tub of tzatziki. --- Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. GNU STP They/them. Bad faith user ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Error1355 04/03/25 8:53:04 AM #24: |
In 20 years we'll be hearing about the Rotterdammerung family cheese factory your son started. --- Up to no good searching for tomorrow Misunderstood when you're headed straight into the flames ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 04/03/25 8:54:11 AM #25: |
ViewtifulGrave posted... Who the fuck puts mayo on a grilled cheese and whos grilled cheese is dripping with grease? This is typically how I see American grilled cheese sandwiches. Under the golden color, the bread is greasy to the touch and will soak any napkin set under it. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/36024b97.jpg A cheese toasty, which is just a tosta de queijo with a different cheese... doesn't have greasy bread to the touch. And if you set it on a napkin, the napkin doesn't get any grease on it. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a8149dde.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AnsestralRecall 04/03/25 8:55:12 AM #26: |
Senta posted... Midwest Have lived in the Midwest my entire life and never known anyone to do that --- 1312 // Queer Liberation, Not Assimilation https://www.last.fm/user/crushedaria ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BuzzKilljoy 04/03/25 8:57:10 AM #27: |
Tom_Joad posted... This is typically how I see American grilled cheese sandwiches. Under the golden color, the bread is greasy to the touch and will soak any napkin set under it. My favorite part is when you had to use yet a third thing to define cheese toasty relative to grilled cheese --- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mystic_belmont 04/03/25 9:04:00 AM #28: |
How old is your child? --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 04/03/25 9:04:13 AM #29: |
I like them with Muenster cheese. That shit melts great. --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://i.imgur.com/cSxy3Od.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thermador446 04/03/25 9:37:44 AM #30: |
Tom_Joad posted... What is tasty cheese? Except mozzarella --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 04/03/25 10:11:29 AM #31: |
mystic_belmont posted... How old is your child? --- Wet Leg - Chaise Lounge This song has been stuck in my head for over a year. I am not exaggerating. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adwatts1966 04/03/25 10:23:48 AM #32: |
Senta posted... No no. It's a common thing to use Mayo over Butter, both inside and outside the bread. But it's also a very regional thing. You'll find it with Mayo more in the south and Midwest.I've lived the vast majority of my life in SE Minnesota and all over Iowa and have never even one time seen anyone make a grilled cheese sandwich with mayo. And believe me, I've known plenty of people with questionable cooking skills/taste but no one has ever ruined a grilled cheese with mayo in my presence. Never. I can't speak for the south, but it's not a Midwest thing anywhere I've lived or visited. --- Atheists do look for answers to existance itself. They just don't make them up. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LonelyStoner 04/03/25 10:25:26 AM #33: |
Give him honey goat Gouda. Hell lose his shit. --- He's all alone through the day and night. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenXer 04/03/25 10:32:36 AM #34: |
Tom_Joad posted... This is typically how I see American grilled cheese sandwiches. Under the golden color, the bread is greasy to the touch and will soak any napkin set under it.Those look very different, but . . . While the grilled cheese I make looks similar to that picture, mine are not greasy in any way. First, I use real butter and only enough to get a nice toast on the outsides with only a little (or none if only making it for myself) on the inside. Second, I use grated sharp cheddar cheese, not that nasty, fake American sliced "cheese." Now, I'll admit that that's not how our grilled cheeses are generally made. I'm just saying that you shouldn't judge ALL of us by your worst example. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 04/03/25 11:04:57 AM #35: |
Senta posted... No no. It's a common thing to use. You'll find it with Mayo more in the south and Midwest.False --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 04/03/25 11:13:38 AM #36: |
GenXer posted... Now, I'll admit that that's not how our grilled cheeses are generally made. I'm just saying that you shouldn't judge ALL of us by your worst example.Agreed. I love using actual cheddar in grilled cheese instead of that fake cheese. I don't usually trust getting a grilled cheese from restaurants because they might use that gross fake cheese. And if it's that greasy, then people are way overdoing the butter --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dungeater 04/03/25 11:16:18 AM #37: |
i tried the mayo thing last week. im a mayo hater as fuck. in this case all it does it make the sandwich nice and crispy, it was good. no nasty mayo taste cant beat kraft singles --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LonelyStoner 04/03/25 11:18:21 AM #38: |
Dungeater posted... cant beat kraft singles The fuck you cant --- He's all alone through the day and night. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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McmadnessV3 04/03/25 11:18:40 AM #39: |
I don't know why but the phrase "cheese toasty" is weirdly adorable. --- Thank you for taking the time to read this sig. This sig loves you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZMythos 04/03/25 11:22:00 AM #40: |
The bread on an American Grilled Cheese Sandwich is greasy because its buttered on the outside. The butter helps the bread to caramelize and imbue it with brown butter flavor. I've heard of people using mayo on the outside instead and claim it toasts/caramelizes better, but others say it leaves a distinct unappetizing fishy flavor. It's not a common modification. I live in WI and nobody I know prepares it with mayo. American cheese is real cheese btw, depending on how it's prepared. Real American cheese is made from a blend of cheeses like cheddar and colby combined with an emulsifying agent that lets it melt without splitting between milk solids and milkfats --- Jump! Jump! Slide! Slide! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MartavisBryant 04/03/25 12:35:15 PM #41: |
McmadnessV3 posted... I don't know why but the phrase "cheese toasty" is weirdly adorable.I've been trying to adapt "rooty tooty point and shooty" to it, but I'm coming up with nothing --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 04/03/25 12:54:09 PM #42: |
Ah, how picky kids can get with their food. I remember when I'd get upset if different foods touched each other on the plate. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ViewtifulGrave 04/03/25 1:00:56 PM #43: |
ZMythos posted... The bread on an American Grilled Cheese Sandwich is greasy because its buttered on the outside. The butter helps the bread to caramelize and imbue it with brown butter flavor.Kraft singles is cheese product. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f0df9cf2.jpg --- To elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace - Shadow the Hedgehog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenXer 04/03/25 1:14:46 PM #44: |
ViewtifulGrave posted... Kraft singles is cheese product. It may look and taste "cheese-like", and even contain 51% actual cheese, but it's NOT cheese. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 04/03/25 1:38:52 PM #45: |
I only use kraft singles for toasted cheese --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 04/03/25 2:21:39 PM #46: |
MartavisBryant posted... I've been trying to adapt "rooty tooty point and shooty" to it, but I'm coming up with nothingRoasty toasty sandwich mostly --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 04/03/25 3:32:47 PM #47: |
I use this with some cracked black peppercorns. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bcd3f5df.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rotterdammerung 04/03/25 4:54:02 PM #48: |
mystic_belmont posted... How old is your child?7, but he is Very Particular about food Umbreon posted... Ah, how picky kids can get with their food. I remember when I'd get upset if different foods touched each other on the plate.Oh, thats also definitely a thing --- Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. GNU STP They/them. Bad faith user ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slacker03150 04/03/25 5:35:36 PM #49: |
adwatts1966 posted... I've lived the vast majority of my life in SE Minnesota and all over Iowa and have never even one time seen anyone make a grilled cheese sandwich with mayo. And believe me, I've known plenty of people with questionable cooking skills/taste but no one has ever ruined a grilled cheese with mayo in my presence. Never. I can't speak for the south, but it's not a Midwest thing anywhere I've lived or visited.Central Wisconsin here. I'll do it occasionally, but I prefer butter. Mayo does have a different taste to it that's not bad, but doesn't give me that nostalgic butter vibe I grew up eating. --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mercurydude 04/03/25 5:45:30 PM #50: |
American cheese from the deli makes perfect Tex-Mex enchiladas. There's a restaurant here with the best cheese enchiladas I ever had and I couldn't figure out their secret until I found a recipe on YouTube that tasted exactly the same, and the secret is just real American cheese. --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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