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UnfairRepresent
04/04/25 3:08:38 PM
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You get a call one day from the security guard at Barnes & Noble who says your 14 year old son is in trouble for moving all the Bibles and Qu'rans to the fiction section in their store.

https://i.imgur.com/bd9t1EL.jpg

He's now been banned from the store.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Accolon
04/04/25 3:09:26 PM
#2:


Le epic edgelord

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justaguy3492
04/04/25 3:11:25 PM
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I don't pick up phonecalls from random numbers so I'd never know.

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ai123
04/04/25 3:13:03 PM
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I'd be concerned he might cut himself on all that edge.

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RasterGraphic
04/04/25 3:14:24 PM
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I'd roll my eyes.

It's a tired and overdone joke, he needs to be more creative with his pranks.

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Were_Wyrm
04/04/25 3:14:29 PM
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First of all, I ask if his big black British friend Wesley put him up to this.

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Cheater87
04/04/25 3:19:15 PM
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That rascal! Also it isn't illegal to do that. Yet....

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Xatrion
04/04/25 3:31:28 PM
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That is where it belongs, yes.

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itcheyness
04/04/25 3:33:52 PM
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Xatrion posted...
That is where it belongs, yes.
Not in the Religion section where it usually is?

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derp420
04/04/25 3:36:12 PM
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RasterGraphic posted...
I'd roll my eyes.

It's a tired and overdone joke, he needs to be more creative with his pranks.
This, and remind him that some poor worker has to move it all back. Prank the worthy, not the minimum-wagers.

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Link_of_time
04/04/25 3:37:37 PM
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"That's hilarious!"

He also moved Atlas Shrugged to Educational..

"You have my permission to strike him"
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Hospy
04/04/25 3:37:40 PM
#13:


Tell him to stop being a dick and apologize, why make more work for other people for no reason?
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AceMos
04/04/25 3:39:00 PM
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id wonder how the hell i got a son

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OldNastyBastard
04/04/25 3:40:08 PM
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I wonder about the legitimacy of the call. The last time I was at a Barnes and Nobles, they had Obama's books in the fiction sections. I think it was mystery/thriller too.
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Paragon21XX
04/04/25 3:41:54 PM
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Xatrion posted...
That is where it belongs, yes.
*tips fedora*

M'lady.

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Agent_Stroud
04/04/25 3:44:41 PM
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How about the opposite in which you put an obviously satirical book about the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the Religion section?

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ehhwhatever
04/04/25 4:03:04 PM
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There are fathers in America? More like coaches and big tunas.

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UnfairRepresent
04/05/25 4:34:26 PM
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Agent_Stroud posted...
How about the opposite in which you put an obviously satirical book about the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the Religion section?
what?

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Thermador446
04/05/25 4:35:40 PM
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Punishment: McDonald's

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Link_of_time
04/05/25 4:50:18 PM
#23:


AceMos posted...
id wonder how the hell i got a son
special sock?
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joaquintall
04/05/25 5:04:23 PM
#24:


"I will give him exactly what he deserves"

*picks him up, and takes him for ice cream.
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Turbam
04/05/25 5:05:48 PM
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I'd tell him not to make more work for the employees.

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thenotoriouscat
04/05/25 5:11:46 PM
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Barnes & Noble
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0a459328.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
04/06/25 3:49:54 AM
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You think you could guess from the context

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Rika_Furude
04/06/25 3:51:17 AM
#28:


Tell the security guard he's in trouble for lying about the genre of a book
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Strider102
04/06/25 3:55:26 AM
#29:


That's my boy!!!

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Kanaya413
04/06/25 3:59:42 AM
#30:


Were_Wyrm posted...
First of all, I ask if his big black British friend Wesley put him up to this.

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vycebrand2
04/06/25 7:29:25 AM
#31:


First of all, I have a son? How did that happen?

Now they are somewhat historical.
There is alot of fiction there. You could also put them in the philosophy section. For instance Taoism has religious qualities its books fall into philosophy. Just to make everyone happy leave it in the religion section.

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reincarnator07
04/06/25 7:59:06 AM
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Be disappointed that he threw away a job and reference over something so silly.

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UnfairRepresent
04/06/25 10:02:55 AM
#33:


vycebrand2 posted...
First of all, I have a son? How did that happen?
sex

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UnfairRepresent
04/08/25 3:21:42 PM
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Thermador446 posted...
Punishment: McDonald's
You sick fuck

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Voidgolem
04/08/25 3:37:24 PM
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Headpat, a "alright you can't do that again", and an ice cream.

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UnfairRepresent
04/11/25 3:37:24 PM
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ehhwhatever posted...
There are fathers in America? More like coaches and big tunas.
wut

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ItsNotA2Mer
04/11/25 4:05:49 PM
#37:


Praise him for knowing the difference between fiction and nonfiction, but express the importance of picking and choosing your battles.

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WingsOfGood
04/11/25 4:09:43 PM
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and moves art of the deal to religion non-fiction
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ItsNotA2Mer
04/11/25 4:11:46 PM
#39:


WingsOfGood posted...
and moves art of the deal to religion non-fiction

I'd scold them for not moving it where it really belongs, (the nearest trash recepticle).

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mustachedmystic
04/14/25 7:36:56 AM
#41:


I would buy him a fedora. And encourage him to tip it at people as he scratches his neckbeard.

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