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UnfairRepresent
04/30/25 2:05:26 PM
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But then when you arrive she puts on Bayern Munich vs Manchester United and starts singing "It's Comin' Home" everytime Man U scores.

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Inverse to beautiful man if that way inclined.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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ai123
04/30/25 2:14:44 PM
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There's not many things that bother me.

But this fucking would.

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/30/25 2:18:11 PM
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I wouldn't be interested in watching football with one other person to begin with, regardless of which kind we're talking about.

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Kingmuscle131
04/30/25 2:45:26 PM
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it would depend on who the woman is, and if she has good snacks and drinks laid out. if its a chick i like, and the food is good, i could put up with some kickball.

Assuming the best id eat drink and watch.

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SkittyOnWailord
04/30/25 2:46:16 PM
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That's what I would have expected, based on what she said. What's the problem?

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ItsNotA2Mer
04/30/25 2:46:17 PM
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Obviously a trap.

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__starsnostars
04/30/25 2:46:48 PM
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Man U isn't scoring against Bayern.

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thenotoriouscat
04/30/25 2:50:09 PM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
That's what I would have expected, based on what she said. What's the problem?


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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
04/30/25 2:54:28 PM
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Ew, American football in general. Oh, wait, ACTUAL football? Still not a fan, but at least that is better.


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UnfairRepresent
04/30/25 6:43:09 PM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
I wouldn't be interested in watching football with one other person to begin with, regardless of which kind we're talking about.
What about two other people?

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/30/25 10:02:44 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What about two other people?
A scrmmage trois, if you will.

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BuzzKilljoy
04/30/25 10:17:27 PM
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I respect most people's sports fandom. She's gonna have to watch college basketball with me next year.

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Turbam
04/30/25 10:18:05 PM
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I don't think my wife would want me to go

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__starsnostars
04/30/25 10:20:11 PM
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Are you saying that beautiful woman somehow automatically discludes your wife?

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rick_alverado
04/30/25 10:34:37 PM
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I probably would have politely declined the initial invite, as I have no interest in watching sports.
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divot1338
04/30/25 10:38:06 PM
#16:


UnfairRepresent posted...
But then when you arrive she puts on Bayern Munich vs Manchester United and starts singing "It's Comin' Home" everytime Man U scores.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1c5324db.jpg

Inverse to beautiful man if that way inclined.

How do you react?
What do you do?
No, you wanted to call it soccer.

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MrResetti
04/30/25 10:38:21 PM
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Ole ole ole ole
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Turbam
04/30/25 10:43:14 PM
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__starsnostars posted...
Are you saying that beautiful woman somehow automatically discludes your wife?
dang...

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psideresider
04/30/25 10:49:13 PM
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Turbam posted...
I don't think my wife would want me to go


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joaquintall
04/30/25 10:54:24 PM
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Learn It's Comin' Home, and try not to sound too ignorant over the course of the game.

If I recognize a name, even better. But otherwise, say things like - yeah he's good, but still has a lot to do to measure up to Rooney (then hope Rooney played for Man U).

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UnfairRepresent
05/01/25 3:27:51 AM
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Turbam posted...
I don't think my wife would want me to go
She bans you from having friends?

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Trelve
05/01/25 4:27:54 AM
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So she's not going to be singing at all? Manchester United aren't scoring.
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Foppe
05/01/25 4:33:16 AM
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...so she likes football?
I don't get it...

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Cynrascal
05/01/25 5:36:52 AM
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https://youtube.com/shorts/L1SiLtWpBTc?si=WHMVLiNGKLLgLeX1

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ShineboxPhil
05/01/25 5:39:23 AM
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Seeing the likes of Ryan Giggs and Oliver Kahn takes me back

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Dalthine
05/01/25 5:55:47 AM
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I probably wouldn't have cared to show up in the first place. I don't really care to watch either of those sports.

If for some reason I am preternaturally compelled to be there, I'm probably just messing on my phone the whole time.
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UnfairRepresent
05/01/25 6:09:15 AM
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Dalthine posted...


If for some reason I am preternaturally compelled to be there, I'm probably just messing on my phone the whole time.
wow

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Dalthine
05/01/25 6:11:23 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
wow
I mean, I'm not gonna show enthusiasm if I'm there against my will.
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Giacomo_Hawkins
05/01/25 6:27:11 AM
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I'm not into sports, but at least the dude knows football is played with the feet.

As long as he has some hobbies other than sports we can find common ground on, this is fine.

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Thermador446
05/01/25 6:30:09 AM
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I've spent enough time bored watching sports that I'm pretty good at ignoring them.

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Vegy
05/01/25 6:34:58 AM
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Marriage

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mercurydude
05/01/25 6:47:47 AM
#32:


I only like soccer if I'm watching it in person. TV sports does nothing for me. His singing would probably get on my nerves, though.

Thermador446 posted...
I've spent enough time bored watching sports that I'm pretty good at ignoring them.

But yeah, this. And maybe the singing wouldn't be that different than people shouting at the tv, which is also annoying, but which I've learned to tune out over the years.

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ROBBAN
05/01/25 7:02:32 AM
#33:


Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
Ew, American football in general. Oh, wait, ACTUAL football? Still not a fan, but at least that is better.


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ShineboxPhil
05/01/25 3:11:24 PM
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Since we're talking football, if Tottenham wins the Europa League and Arsenal crashes out in the Champions League, does that mean Tottenham had a better season than Arsenal?

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Cynrascal
05/01/25 8:53:20 PM
#35:


ShineboxPhil posted...
Since we're talking football, if Tottenham wins the Europa League and Arsenal crashes out in the Champions League, does that mean Tottenham had a better season than Arsenal?

It would be even funnier if Man United gets to the finals and face Tottenham as well.

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