Board 8 > The walmart cheer

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I remember working there back after high school and having to do that awful cheer

Give me a SQUIGLY!

it's still around but thankfully none of the wally worlds I've worked at ever actually make their employees do it

ffmasterjose posted...

Give me a SQUIGLY!

it's still around but thankfully none of the wally worlds I've worked at ever actually make their employees do it

I shuddered reading "squiggly"

... wat?

GenesisSaga posted...

... wat?

https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

Ngl if I had to do that, the self destructive thoughts I had when I was younger would have won.

I just cringed so hard my head retreated into my collarbone like a turtle

I had a visceral reaction

In my 10 years that I worked there, I only ever took part in one of those and that was solely because they started one meeting with the cheer.

Otherwise, I walked out every time they proceeded to stand up and begin it.

ffmasterjose: it's still around but thankfully none of the wally worlds I've worked at ever actually make their employees do it

The last Walmart I worked at from 2012-2014 didn't do it. They would just do a morning meeting 5 days a week at 9 AM, talk about numbers and events and then drive on.

Come this September, I'll have officially been in the Army longer than I worked at Walmart.

TIL theres a Walmart Cheer

I worked at two different walmarts in my early 20s and don't remember anything about this cheer. It's possible my mind just blocked it out, but I'm certain I never participated in one.

This is something right out of a Wayans brothers parody.

Or Japan.

How is this not more widely known of.

https://youtu.be/mk7qF2eXkgQ?si=v-LAFWNRqy5jafBn

Who conceived of this? What is this? When did this madness begin? Where am I, because I can't possibly be in the real world, can I?

Why

is this even a thing? How was this ever even approved?

this isn't the reason why i'd be glad there isn't a walmart in NYC but after seeing this, i'm very glad nobody has to suffer doing this.

i get doing what you have to to make a living

but good lord have some respect for yourselves

https://youtu.be/QniTf1DdYxk?feature=shared

Oh my god @Zigzagoon they dragged the penguins into this. THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR are the last characters I'd expect to be exploited as corporate shills. Someone help me crawl out of this dark rabbit hole before I die of claustrophobia....

Lefty do you see what happens when there is no round? Gen devolves into madness