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BakonBitz
06/16/25 8:12:27 PM
#51:


DrizztLink posted...
So the whole "accidental Jesus" thing is a nothingburger?

You don't think that maybe forgetting to program the water to be water is a bit of a warning sign?
I mean, it looked like an out-of-bounds area.

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Philip027
06/16/25 9:40:43 PM
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If you don't want to be bothered to incorporate swimming mechanics despite there being the presence of water in your game, it's probably better to just take the Red Dead approach and just have it immediately kill the player. As absurd as that is, it's still less absurd than becoming Jesus.
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MegamanXfan21xx
06/17/25 12:39:03 AM
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What kind of studio name is Build A Rocket Boy, anyway? What does it mean? Is it a command? "Build A rocket, boy"? Build a robot kid with rockets in him? Or are they insinuating that they're making games with a complexity similar to rockets? In that case, is the boy meant to represent the workers?

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party_animal07
06/17/25 12:52:09 AM
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Poor Lincoln Clay. Guy can't catch a break.

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Kaldrenthebold
06/17/25 11:22:16 AM
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jefffan posted...
Right you can get away with a poor game state if the underlying game is actually good. Mindseye has none of it. Even if they actually fix what's wrong now the players wont come back imo.

They'll be bankrupt in 3 years.

3 years? I give it a few months tops. They already lost a few high level executives a week before launch, I have no doubt this shit show is going to end far sooner than 3 years.

divot1338 posted...
Its always the people who didnt play the game that are so certain its a piece of shit.


If this wasn't the age of streamers, youtube, and literally me being able to see it with my own eyes at any point, you may have a point. But this age is here, and it is a fucking pile of shit man lol. You can try to cope all you want, but it looks like a completely broken piece of garbage from the mid 00's at best.


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Smiffwilm
06/17/25 12:01:49 PM
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Cyberpunk 2077 literally exists and this still happened.

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divot1338
06/17/25 12:07:43 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
3 years? I give it a few months tops. They already lost a few high level executives a week before launch, I have no doubt this shit show is going to end far sooner than 3 years.

If this wasn't the age of streamers, youtube, and literally me being able to see it with my own eyes at any point, you may have a point. But this age is here, and it is a fucking pile of shit man lol. You can try to cope all you want, but it looks like a completely broken piece of garbage from the mid 00's at best.
Ive made this exact same argument here at least a dozen times over the years with exactly the same points. And its literally always the same people responding with same borrowed opinions from some dumbshit streamer.

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Kaldrenthebold
06/17/25 12:42:57 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Ive made this exact same argument here at least a dozen times over the years with exactly the same points. And its literally always the same people responding with same borrowed opinions from some dumbshit streamer.

How does that change if I watched someone turn it on, play it for two hours, and turn it off? Not even memeing, just playing the game. Me spending my time and money to actually play it will not serve any purpose of me just watching someone play it for 2 hours while I work.

This isn't me watching a highlight reel or joke reel, this was me literally just watching someone play the game as is. And it looks horrible. If everything was fixed to be the best it could be, the game still would be at most a 5. Me holding the controller and suffering through it would change nothing in this case. This isn't a hidden gem, nor will it ever be, because it is fundamentally flawed and not good. Not from a streamer's opinion, but my own.

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MegamanXfan21xx
06/17/25 1:10:07 PM
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You don't have to be a chef to know when you've been served a turd.

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divot1338
06/17/25 1:15:33 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
How does that change if I watched someone turn it on, play it for two hours, and turn it off? Not even memeing, just playing the game. Me spending my time and money to actually play it will not serve any purpose of me just watching someone play it for 2 hours while I work.

This isn't me watching a highlight reel or joke reel, this was me literally just watching someone play the game as is. And it looks horrible. If everything was fixed to be the best it could be, the game still would be at most a 5. Me holding the controller and suffering through it would change nothing in this case. This isn't a hidden gem, nor will it ever be, because it is fundamentally flawed and not good. Not from a streamer's opinion, but my own.
Id say I dont believe you. Clearly you just watched some streamer.

Kaldrenthebold posted...
I watched dunkey play it on twitch it was hilarious how bad it was. The video is gonna be great

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pegusus123456
06/17/25 4:40:57 PM
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divot1338 watching footage of a war zone, "I mean, this looks bad, but I don't want to just regurgitate the opinions of the newscaster. I better go over there and try it for myself."

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Kaldrenthebold
06/17/25 4:51:55 PM
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This also isn't the same thing as just internet memeing. The game had a disastrous launch. You are free to go look around for articles detailing it and even yes, memes of glitches and issues. This is not the same thing as someone watching TLOU online and going "lmao this game is trash!".

Common sense reality does not matter to internet trolls. People will say that shit regardless. But this game is, by all accounts, a bad game. I don't need to play it to know that.

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Hayame_Zero
06/17/25 4:53:35 PM
#64:


HBKick18 posted...
this game makes me think Leslie benzies was nothing but dead weight at rockstar.
Everything I've read about him in the last 11 years just sounds really sketchy.

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Kaldrenthebold
06/18/25 2:02:59 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZcxpMWU_kA&ab_channel=IGN

Hey a review is out

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SwayM
06/18/25 2:36:01 PM
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Thats insane that an open world gta clone doesnt let you hijack other vehicles or even have radio stations.

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