Current Events > My wife is gone. which slop packet should I eat for dinner?

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TeaMilk
06/19/25 9:45:43 PM
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(I will make rice)
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TMOG
06/19/25 9:48:04 PM
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Mix both slops together in a big bowl
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TeaMilk
06/19/25 9:48:51 PM
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TMOG posted...
Mix both slops together in a big bowl
I respect it, but that's just too much food for me and I wanna save the other for another day

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Glob
06/19/25 9:49:23 PM
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Why does this have the politics tag on it?
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TMOG
06/19/25 9:49:37 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I respect it, but that's just too much food for me and I wanna save the other for another day
Eat half now and freeze the rest for another day
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Dakimakura
06/19/25 9:50:29 PM
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Glob posted...
Why does this have the politics tag on it?

One of those bags is WOKE

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TeaMilk
06/19/25 9:51:20 PM
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Glob posted...
Why does this have the politics tag on it?
Just to be safe I guess

TMOG posted...
Eat half now and freeze the rest for another day
Is the advantage gained by combining slops really worth it?

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Hambo
06/19/25 9:51:23 PM
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Glob posted...
Why does this have the politics tag on it?
Because they're using the democratic process to decide.

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TeaMilk
06/19/25 9:51:52 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
One of those bags is WOKE
im eating slop to own the libs

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TMOG
06/19/25 9:51:58 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Is the advantage gained by combining slops really worth it?
I don't remember saying anything about an advantage
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Dungeater
06/19/25 10:02:00 PM
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the first one cuz its rated two

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creativeme
06/19/25 10:11:37 PM
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so by gone you mean like gone for the night right? at first i thought you meant she passed.

the spicier one. unless option 3 is the 3 pepper one.

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spanky1
06/19/25 10:40:59 PM
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I'm here for the slop packet.

Make more posts about slop packets.

I want to hear this phrase way way more in my life.

Slop packet.

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DoesntMatter
06/19/25 10:42:47 PM
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Glob posted...
Why does this have the politics tag on it?
There are two kinds of slop packets: American and POLITICAL!!1!

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TeaMilk
06/19/25 11:00:41 PM
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TMOG posted...
I don't remember saying anything about an advantage
haven't i suffered enough

creativeme posted...
so by gone you mean like gone for the night right? at first i thought you meant she passed.

the spicier one. unless option 3 is the 3 pepper one.
im honestly not sure when she'll be back, she went to do drugs in the woods with this older trans woman who's kind of adopted her

spanky1 posted...
I'm here for the slop packet.

Make more posts about slop packets.

I want to hear this phrase way way more in my life.

Slop packet.
ok i eat slop packets from time to time, ill try to remember to make a topic next time and tag you

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Turbam
06/19/25 11:02:49 PM
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Where wife?

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TeaMilk
06/19/25 11:03:50 PM
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Turbam posted...
Where wife?

TeaMilk posted...
she went to do drugs in the woods

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Evening_Dragon
06/19/25 11:03:55 PM
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Never heard of butter chickpeas, sounds pretty good.

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creativeme
06/19/25 11:10:22 PM
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sorry TC sounds like she left you and you're stuck with your slop

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TendoDRM
06/19/25 11:11:23 PM
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Always tikka masala.

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TeaMilk
06/19/25 11:12:09 PM
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creativeme posted...
sorry TC sounds like she left you and you're stuck with your slop
i will find comfort in the slop

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Turbam
06/19/25 11:24:36 PM
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Maybe open the slop and leave it on the windowsill and wife will come back?

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lilhurk1985187
06/19/25 11:25:39 PM
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Order a damn Pizza


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McmadnessV3
06/19/25 11:28:18 PM
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TeaMilk posted...


im honestly not sure when she'll be back, she went to do drugs in the woods with this older trans woman who's kind of adopted her
This don't sound healthy.


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bevan306
06/19/25 11:32:09 PM
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you only get 90 seconds to heat and then eat it

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divot1338
06/19/25 11:36:28 PM
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TC refers to his wifes lady parts in the bedroom as slop packets.

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TeaMilk
06/20/25 12:01:42 AM
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Turbam posted...
Maybe open the slop and leave it on the windowsill and wife will come back?
ohh you might be on to something, but theres also coyotes out there so it might be dangerous

lilhurk1985187 posted...
Order a damn Pizza
no!!! i like my slop, its cheap and has veggies in it

McmadnessV3 posted...
This don't sound healthy.
no shes nice

bevan306 posted...
you only get 90 seconds to heat and then eat it
is that what it means... i cant eat slop that fast!!

divot1338 posted...
TC refers to his wifes lady parts in the bedroom as slop packets.
she referred to my they/them parts as a dead rat one time

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MotaroRIP619
06/20/25 12:09:19 AM
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Whats the secret one?
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TeaMilk
06/20/25 12:59:43 AM
#29:


I fucked uppp I forgot to make rice, you have approx 98 mins to lock in the vote
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MotaroRIP619 posted...
Whats the secret one?
You can be creative

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teep_
06/20/25 1:22:31 AM
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Depends on your spice tolerance

I prefer chickpeas overall though

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TeaMilk
06/20/25 3:01:52 AM
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Thanks everyone for helping me choose! I put cheese on it because it was only 180 calories in the whole thing

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Alteres
06/20/25 3:20:55 AM
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hmmm hope its good

also, wtf at waiting an hour 40 for rice I am not that patient, especially when eating something out of a plastic packet

*I really wanted to ask what kind of drugs, but faq

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MotaroRIP619
06/20/25 3:26:34 AM
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Is your wife really doing drugs in the woods?
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MotaroRIP619
06/20/25 3:28:39 AM
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TeaMilk posted...


she referred to my they/them parts as a dead rat one time

If youre going to share only the most disturbing and scandalous bits of these stories you should tell the whole story lol
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Dakimakura
06/20/25 10:49:15 AM
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No horny

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Alucard188
06/20/25 10:57:03 AM
#37:


Pataks sauces are so good. Love their tikka masala.

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McMarbles
06/20/25 11:10:23 AM
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The one without pumpkin, pumpkin is gross.

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McmadnessV3
06/20/25 11:11:26 AM
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TeaMilk posted...


no shes nice

I more meant the drugs part.

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TeaMilk
06/20/25 11:24:27 AM
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Alteres posted...
hmmm hope its good

also, wtf at waiting an hour 40 for rice I am not that patient, especially when eating something out of a plastic packet

*I really wanted to ask what kind of drugs, but faq
Yeah idk why the brown rice setting takes so long >_> im sure its quicker to cook rice on the stove but ive never actually done it and im lazy

MotaroRIP619 posted...
Is your wife really doing drugs in the woods?
She said she was gonna but I got a hold of her at like 1am and she said she hadn't yet at least

MotaroRIP619 posted...
If youre going to share only the most disturbing and scandalous bits of these stories you should tell the whole story lol
Not much to tell. She said my wet pubes (shower) looked like a dead rat. She apologized later

Dakimakura posted...
No horny
What about this topic is even remotely horny

Alucard188 posted...
Pataks sauces are so good. Love their tikka masala.
It was pretty good. Seemed pretty healthy and had veggies and stuff and lord knows I need to eat healthier

McMarbles posted...
The one without pumpkin, pumpkin is gross.
I already ate it but idk if she's coming home tonight either, so slop #2 may be on the menu!!


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DocileOrangeCup
06/21/25 2:07:58 AM
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Sorry fellas I did not in fact do drugs in the woods :\

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boxoto
06/21/25 2:09:14 AM
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then where did you do the drugs

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DocileOrangeCup
06/21/25 4:09:49 PM
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boxoto posted...
then where did you do the drugs
I didn't get to do drugs! I instead went to a museum with my friend and her family lol

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spanky1
06/21/25 4:38:22 PM
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that is a classic ce picture. fuzzy, awkward, and baffling

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MotaroRIP619
06/21/25 6:27:45 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Sorry fellas I did not in fact do drugs in the woods :\

Are you the wife or an alt account?
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DocileOrangeCup
06/21/25 6:59:09 PM
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MotaroRIP619 posted...
Are you the wife or an alt account?
I'm the wife (drug free)

spanky1 posted...
that is a classic ce picture. fuzzy, awkward, and baffling
I know right I'm so proud of them

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Turbam
06/21/25 6:59:53 PM
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Wife back
Slop gone

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KanWan
06/21/25 7:14:18 PM
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Turbam posted...
Wife back
Slop gone

Im thinking YUM


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MrResetti
06/21/25 7:15:17 PM
#49:


I'm a vindaloo slop kind of guy
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McmadnessV3
06/21/25 8:36:18 PM
#50:


Turbam posted...
Wife back
Slop gone
Wife make food
Eat Food

......think about slop...regret

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__starsnostars
06/21/25 8:38:44 PM
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I was gifted a package of lentils the other day and made some stew with them. It was the first time I've ever eaten lentils. It was pretty good though I suspect I ate too much lentils for one serving, probably consumed way too much iron.

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