Current Events > Iranian Cleric Offers Reward for Whoever 'Brings the Head of Trump.

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mach25687
07/10/25 7:05:50 PM
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https://www.newsweek.com/iran-donald-trump-assassination-2097095

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RasterGraphic
07/10/25 7:10:01 PM
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In spite of the seriousness of this, I really want to make a corny RPG pun about clerics.

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HighSeraph
07/10/25 7:10:55 PM
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If he offers enough money Trump would probably give him Don Jr's head. He didn't say which Donald Trump

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EPR-radar
07/10/25 7:11:45 PM
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Rooting for casualties on both sides, but no splash damage to innocents.

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Tyranthraxus
07/10/25 7:19:31 PM
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There are people all over the world who will follow that fatwa by the way.

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GeminiDeus
07/10/25 7:20:17 PM
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HighSeraph posted...
If he offers enough money Trump would probably give him Don Jr's head. He didn't say which Donald Trump
He didn't say which head, either.

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Southernfatman
07/10/25 7:21:54 PM
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Something something Kathy Griffin*.

*Too tired and lazy to come up with actual joke.

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Alucard188
07/10/25 7:22:34 PM
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Welp.

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havean776
07/10/25 7:22:45 PM
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He's going to pay Ronald Mcdonald?

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Trumble
07/10/25 7:23:56 PM
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Geez, that cleric is gonna owe old age a lot of money soon.

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Complete_Idi0t
07/10/25 7:24:40 PM
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The head of Trump? You mean Fox & Friends?
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Frosted_Midna
07/10/25 7:25:25 PM
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Vegy
07/10/25 7:25:55 PM
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Do dey mean Q?

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Kurt_Russel
07/10/25 7:26:09 PM
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Has Trump responded to this threat with his tariffs?

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DrizztLink
07/10/25 7:26:56 PM
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Traditionally, you're supposed to present a severed head by gripping it by the hair and holding it out with one hand.

I feel like that wouldn't work in this hypothetical scenario.

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Arcanine2009
07/10/25 7:29:05 PM
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So they're going through with the Fatwa. He's gonna die before Trump though

Mohammad-Javad Larijani, an aide close to Khamenei, said earlier this week the U.S. President "can no longer sunbathe in Mar-a-Lago," referring to Trump's Florida resort. "While he's lying down, a micro-drone might target and strike him right in the navel," Larijani said during an appearance on state-controlled television.
When asked about the remarks, Trump responded: "I'm not sure it's a threat, actually, but perhaps it is."

Lying down from playing golf all day?


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GeraldDarko
07/10/25 7:31:55 PM
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Good hunting.
Secret Service is probably probably highly vigilant, in light of recent fiascos and how hated he is. I'm guessing he will be a pretty tough target.

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GeraldDarko
07/10/25 7:32:42 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Traditionally, you're supposed to present a severed head by gripping it by the hair and holding it out with one hand.

I feel like that wouldn't work in this hypothetical scenario.
Yeah, those chances are pretty much 0.

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AgentCoulson
07/10/25 7:34:05 PM
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Head of Trump sounds like the ingredient in a Witches stew.

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rick_alverado
07/10/25 7:36:02 PM
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How much is the reward?
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mercurydude
07/10/25 7:46:10 PM
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Maybe Kathy Griffin should get in touch. I mean, to me, the thing looked like Wilson the volleyball from Cast Away, but Trump himself thought it looked enough like him to throw a yuge whiney fit about it.

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GeminiDeus
07/10/25 7:50:24 PM
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mercurydude posted...
Maybe Kathy Griffin should get in touch. I mean, to me, the thing looked like Wilson the volleyball from Cast Away, but Trump himself thought it looked enough like him to throw a yuge whiney fit about it.
I was trying to remember who it was that did that, so thank you. Also, Barron "thought it was real and asked his mommy what happened to daddy".

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2001mark
07/10/25 8:29:58 PM
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Will egg prices go up or down from that?
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mybbqrules
07/10/25 8:32:27 PM
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As much as I hate Trump, how significant is this? I'd imagine every american president has someone calling for their head somewhere at some point.

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Humble_Novice
07/10/25 8:39:05 PM
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Will it even be enough for assassins to go after Trump?

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Tsukasa1891
07/10/25 8:42:20 PM
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Trumble posted...
Geez, that cleric is gonna owe old age a lot of money soon.
If by soon you mean in 20+ years.

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Trumble
07/11/25 3:53:22 AM
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Tsukasa1891 posted...
If by soon you mean in 20+ years.
Trump isnt exactly a model of good health.

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ai123
07/11/25 3:58:14 AM
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mybbqrules posted...
As much as I hate Trump, how significant is this? I'd imagine every american president has someone calling for their head somewhere at some point.
Pretty sure every American President (and any leader anywhere, if it comes to it), is constantly under death threats of one kind or another. From lonely nutters with a grievance to sophisticated terror groups.

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LinkDaLunatic
07/11/25 4:07:02 AM
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Trumble posted...
Trump isnt exactly a model of good health.
According to the experts, dear leader is an Olympian with a genius IQ who has never been healthier, the very picture of a peak human being.

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Trumble
07/11/25 5:36:21 AM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
According to the experts, dear leader is an Olympian with a genius IQ who has never been healthier, the very picture of a peak human being.
Yeah, and Im a secret moderator.

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darkknight109
07/11/25 5:38:50 AM
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EPR-radar posted...
Rooting for casualties on both sides, but no splash damage to innocents.
And if this ever "goes hot", you'll get the exact opposite of that.

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kind9
07/11/25 5:48:06 AM
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Before the Kathy Griffin thing, Marilyn Manson made a music video in which he beheaded Trump, or "a Republican politician who resembles Trump".

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Tsukasa1891
07/11/25 8:50:34 AM
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Trumble posted...
Trump isnt exactly a model of good health.
But he is rich and likely the type to cling to life at any cost no matter how bad his health gets.

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Smashingpmkns
07/11/25 8:53:07 AM
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Neat

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Starks
07/11/25 8:54:01 AM
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mybbqrules posted...
As much as I hate Trump, how significant is this? I'd imagine every american president has someone calling for their head somewhere at some point.
It's a novel threat but probably well-covered by anti-drone systems

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Takuya_Lee
07/11/25 8:55:52 AM
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Tsukasa1891 posted...
If by soon you mean in 20+ years.

Trump isn't living 20 years on that diet and lack of exercise. I give it 5 years and that's if he's lucky.

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texanfan27
07/11/25 8:59:45 AM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Good hunting.
Secret Service is probably probably highly vigilant, in light of recent fiascos and how hated he is. I'm guessing he will be a pretty tough target.

they have to constantly adapt to new threats. Might have put him in a bunker and limit him to pre-packaged food for his safety.

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Takuya_Lee
07/11/25 11:44:34 AM
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texanfan27 posted...
they have to constantly adapt to new threats. Might have put him in a bunker and limit him to pre-packaged food for his safety.

Do they even do prepackaged Big Macs?

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Starks
07/11/25 11:57:39 AM
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Takuya_Lee posted...
Do they even do prepackaged Big Macs?
You'd have to freeze dry and carefully steam it or something.

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wanderingshade
07/11/25 12:00:29 PM
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Come on, these guys couldn't get Salman Rushdie but they're going to fatwa against Donald Trump?

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Takuya_Lee
07/11/25 12:01:44 PM
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Starks posted...
You'd have to freeze dry and carefully steam it or something.

Sounds like too much work for him.

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divot1338
07/11/25 12:05:26 PM
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Kathy Griffin has one.

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mustachedmystic
07/11/25 12:28:57 PM
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Trump doesnt have a head, just a large infected zit growing out the top of his neck.

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SocialistGamer
07/11/25 12:30:25 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
The head of Trump? You mean Fox & Friends?
I thought it mean Vladimir Putin.

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GeminiDeus
07/11/25 3:39:10 PM
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Trumble posted...
Trump isnt exactly a model of good health.
Neither was Henry Kissinger and he made it to over 100. People have been saying Trump won't last long because of his health since his first term. We gotta accept that the fucker is just too evil to die any time soon.

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Frosted_Midna
07/11/25 10:47:05 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
Neither was Henry Kissinger and he made it to over 100. People have been saying Trump won't last long because of his health since his first term. We gotta accept that the fucker is just too evil to die any time soon.

Consequences don't exist for him. Trump will live until he is 120 while everyone else suffers.

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DnDer
07/14/25 10:38:41 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Secret Service is probably probably highly vigilant, in light of recent fiascos and how hated he is.

Depends on whether or not you think said fiascos were legitimate and not engineered for campaign purposes.

I'll grant you the hated part, though.

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