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HylianFox 07/11/25 7:01:11 PM #1:	It's like, why tf does anybody put these people in positions of authority? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:985738990] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>It's like, why tf does anybody put these people in positions of authority?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueBoy675 07/11/25 7:04:23 PM #2:	Doesnt the Bible say it will come like a thief in the night? Aka when no one expects it? So if people are trying to force it then obviously it isnt gonna happen --- Hope rides alone <cite>BlueBoy675 posted [p:985739029] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Doesnt the Bible say it will come like a thief in the night? Aka when no one expects it? So if people are trying to force it then obviously it isnt gonna happen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 07/11/25 7:07:19 PM #3:	HylianFox posted... It's like, why tf does anybody put these people in positions of authority? Other religious cranks that believe the same drivel will happily vote for end-times clowns like these. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:985739057] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>It's like, why tf does anybody put these people in positions of authority?</quote>Other religious cranks that believe the same drivel will happily vote for end-times clowns like these.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsChristian 07/11/25 7:07:22 PM #4:	BlueBoy675 posted... Doesnt the Bible say it will come like a thief in the night? Aka when no one expects it? So if people are trying to force it then obviously it isnt gonna happen Most people who believe the shit haven't actually read the Bible, let's be honest. <cite>ItsChristian posted [p:985739058] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>BlueBoy675 posted... </cite><quote>Doesnt the Bible say it will come like a thief in the night? Aka when no one expects it? So if people are trying to force it then obviously it isnt gonna happen</quote>Most people who believe the shit haven't actually read the Bible, let's be honest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 07/11/25 7:08:13 PM #5:	People intentionally bringing on the end of the world sounds like a cheap villain plot in a story, but we have real life people who do it and so many who support it. Call me a fedora tipping euphoric angsthiest all you want, but religion is a cancer of the mind and has done *far more* bad than good. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:985739068] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>People intentionally bringing on the end of the world sounds like a cheap villain plot in a story, but we have real life people who do it and so many who support it.Call me a fedora tipping euphoric angsthiest all you want, but religion is a cancer of the mind and has done far more bad than good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 07/11/25 7:09:40 PM #6:	They're so gullible He could be a ghost that never left for all we know --- I feel well put <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:985739081] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>They're so gullibleHe could be a ghost that never left for all we know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 07/11/25 7:10:16 PM #7:	Southernfatman posted... People intentionally bringing on the end of the world sounds like a cheap villain plot in a story, but we have real life people who do it and so many who support it. Call me a fedora tipping euphoric angsthiest all you want, but religion is a cancer of the mind and has done *far more* bad than good. I'm far less negative on religion than I used to be, but yes, overall it has to be counted as a blight of humanity. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:985739090] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite><quote>People intentionally bringing on the end of the world sounds like a cheap villain plot in a story, but we have real life people who do it and so many who support it.Call me a fedora tipping euphoric angsthiest all you want, but religion is a cancer of the mind and has done far more bad than good.</quote>I'm far less negative on religion than I used to be, but yes, overall it has to be counted as a blight of humanity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 07/11/25 7:11:07 PM #8:	I'm not a believer anymore, but here's one verse to throw in their faces: Woe to you who long for the day of the LORD! Why would you have the day of the LORD? That day will be darkness, not light. Amos 5:18 --- I don't want to live on this planet anymore. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:985739100] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>I'm not a believer anymore, but here's one verse to throw in their faces:Woe to you who long for the day of the LORD! Why would you have the day of the LORD? That day will be darkness, not light.Amos 5:18</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 07/11/25 7:14:47 PM #9:	BlueBoy675 posted... Doesnt the Bible say it will come like a thief in the night? Aka when no one expects it? So if people are trying to force it then obviously it isnt gonna happen "christians" when you tell them they should read the Bible: https://youtu.be/eq-7h55M6NU?si=m18wd5UE7nXGSWUS --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:985739137] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>BlueBoy675 posted... </cite><quote>Doesnt the Bible say it will come like a thief in the night? Aka when no one expects it? So if people are trying to force it then obviously it isnt gonna happen</quote>"christians" when you tell them they should read the Bible:https://youtu.be/eq-7h55M6NU?si=m18wd5UE7nXGSWUS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 07/11/25 7:19:10 PM #10:	Wanting to rush the end of times seems like it would be the very opposite of what a Christian would want. Surely one would want more time for every soul to be saved? The people intentionally ruining everything so that everyone dies never seems to consider whatever or not Jesus would approve of such behavior. Also God is outside time and space so when He comes back 'soon', that could be billions of years. What's a few billion to someone who created time? Could also be today of course, but none of us will know until it happens. Christian accelerationists seem to think they have a better idea about how things should go down than God does. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:985739180] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Wanting to rush the end of times seems like it would be the very opposite of what a Christian would want. Surely one would want more time for every soul to be saved?The people intentionally ruining everything so that everyone dies never seems to consider whatever or not Jesus would approve of such behavior. Also God is outside time and space so when He comes back 'soon', that could be billions of years. What's a few billion to someone who created time? Could also be today of course, but none of us will know until it happens. Christian accelerationists seem to think they have a better idea about how things should go down than God does.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 07/11/25 7:24:02 PM #11:	Umbreon posted... Wanting to rush the end of times seems like it would be the very opposite of what a Christian would want. Surely one would want more time for every soul to be saved? Let's spell this part out more explicitly. The religious freaks in the Republican party and Trump administration fully expect to be raptured on Day 1 of the Second Coming. One of their most eagerly anticipated Heavenly Rewards is having ringside seats where they can watch whatever flavor of the Earthly Tribulations their sicko sects subscribe to in supernaturally vivid graphics and sound. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:985739216] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite><quote>Wanting to rush the end of times seems like it would be the very opposite of what a Christian would want. Surely one would want more time for every soul to be saved?</quote>Let's spell this part out more explicitly. The religious freaks in the Republican party and Trump administration fully expect to be raptured on Day 1 of the Second Coming. One of their most eagerly anticipated Heavenly Rewards is having ringside seats where they can watch whatever flavor of the Earthly Tribulations their sicko sects subscribe to in supernaturally vivid graphics and sound.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
suchiuomizu 07/11/25 7:25:37 PM #12:	Umbreon posted... The people intentionally ruining everything so that everyone dies never seems to consider whatever or not Jesus would approve of such behavior. They are also wearing their red hat mark of the beast. They don't realizing they are unintentionally providing evidence for Revelation...on the opposite side of what they want. --- WTF DUH I DUH <cite>suchiuomizu posted [p:985739233] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite><quote>The people intentionally ruining everything so that everyone dies never seems to consider whatever or not Jesus would approve of such behavior.</quote>They are also wearing their red hat mark of the beast. They don't realizing they are unintentionally providing evidence for Revelation...on the opposite side of what they want.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 07/11/25 7:26:04 PM #13:	Umbreon posted... Wanting to rush the end of times seems like it would be the very opposite of what a Christian would want. Surely one would want more time for every soul to be saved? The people intentionally ruining everything so that everyone dies never seems to consider whatever or not Jesus would approve of such behavior. Also God is outside time and space so when He comes back 'soon', that could be billions of years. What's a few billion to someone who created time? Could also be today of course, but none of us will know until it happens. Christian accelerationists seem to think they have a better idea about how things should go down than God does. Because they think they're getting into heaven. Ironically enough, the very people they despise have a better chance of getting in than they do. That, of course, is if any of that actually exists. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:985739238] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite><quote>Wanting to rush the end of times seems like it would be the very opposite of what a Christian would want. Surely one would want more time for every soul to be saved?The people intentionally ruining everything so that everyone dies never seems to consider whatever or not Jesus would approve of such behavior. Also God is outside time and space so when He comes back 'soon', that could be billions of years. What's a few billion to someone who created time? Could also be today of course, but none of us will know until it happens. Christian accelerationists seem to think they have a better idea about how things should go down than God does.</quote>Because they think they're getting into heaven.Ironically enough, the very people they despise have a better chance of getting in than they do.That, of course, is if any of that actually exists.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CreekCo 07/11/25 7:36:30 PM #14:	Why would you care --- It all returns to nothing It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down. (NGE) <cite>CreekCo posted [p:985739314] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Why would you care </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cynrascal 07/11/25 7:37:23 PM #15:	Matthew 7:21 to 33 explicitly says that not every Christians or those claiming to follow the word is going to see redemption. --- Asocial, not introverted. Know the difference. In a capitalist society, money and life are one and the same. <cite>Cynrascal posted [p:985739322] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Matthew 7:21 to 33 explicitly says that not every Christians or those claiming to follow the word is going to see redemption.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 07/11/25 7:37:37 PM #16:	CreekCo posted... Why would you care It's problem when people in positions of power are driven by completely irrational beliefs. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:985739323] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>CreekCo posted... </cite><quote>Why would you care</quote>It's problem when people in positions of power are driven by completely irrational beliefs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/11/25 7:43:02 PM #17:	CreekCo posted... Why would you care personally i think death cults should run everything. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:985739373] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>CreekCo posted... </cite><quote>Why would you care</quote>personally i think death cults should run everything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IMNOTRAGED 07/11/25 7:48:47 PM #18:	CreekCo posted... Why would you care HylianFox posted... people in positions of authority --- DEBO ERA "Be ruthless with systems; be kind to people." <cite>IMNOTRAGED posted [p:985739421] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>CreekCo posted... </cite><quote>Why would you care</quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>people in positions of authority</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50 07/11/25 7:53:27 PM #19:	They are the worst. Jesus is very clear that what you do to others you do to him. If theyre causing others to suffer, then Jesus says theyre intentionally harming him. --- "Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama <cite>bfslick50 posted [p:985739457] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>They are the worst. Jesus is very clear that what you do to others you do to him. If theyre causing others to suffer, then Jesus says theyre intentionally harming him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/11/25 7:54:43 PM #20:	KnightofShikari posted... "christians" when you tell them they should read the Bible: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2523cb1e.jpg I'm not sure it's what you were going for but I won't say it didn't work. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:985739468] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>KnightofShikari posted... </cite><quote>"christians" when you tell them they should read the Bible:</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2523cb1e.jpgI'm not sure it's what you were going for but I won't say it didn't work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mercurydude 07/11/25 7:57:02 PM #21:	If there's a hell, these people are gonna get kicked there thrice 1) for being a selfish asshole 2) for trying to make hell on earth in the name of being a selfish asshole 3) for thinking they can make God do what they want like he's a trained chihuahua. I seem to recall a verse about not putting God to the test. --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast <cite>mercurydude posted [p:985739487] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>If there's a hell, these people are gonna get kicked there thrice1) for being a selfish asshole2) for trying to make hell on earth in the name of being a selfish asshole3) for thinking they can make God do what they want like he's a trained chihuahua. I seem to recall a verse about not putting God to the test.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/11/25 7:58:41 PM #22:	mercurydude posted... I seem to recall a verse about not putting God to the test. "Idolatry is Not Best Don't Put Your Yahweh to the Test"? --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:985739505] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>mercurydude posted... </cite><quote>I seem to recall a verse about not putting God to the test.</quote>"Idolatry is Not Best Don't Put Your Yahweh to the Test"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/11/25 8:00:30 PM #23:	It's funny that they think they can manipulate Jesus into coming when they want. If Jesus is all he is said to be, he won't come until he decides. No amount of human effort would change that <cite>Zikten posted [p:985739527] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>It's funny that they think they can manipulate Jesus into coming when they want. If Jesus is all he is said to be, he won't come until he decides. No amount of human effort would change that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 07/11/25 8:02:52 PM #24:	Zikten posted... It's funny that they think they can manipulate Jesus into coming when they want. If Jesus is all he is said to be, he won't come until he decides. No amount of human effort would change that It all makes much more sense once you assume these performative religious cranks don't believe in any god other than their own wretched impulses. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:985739548] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>It's funny that they think they can manipulate Jesus into coming when they want. If Jesus is all he is said to be, he won't come until he decides. No amount of human effort would change that</quote>It all makes much more sense once you assume these performative religious cranks don't believe in any god other than their own wretched impulses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/11/25 8:16:19 PM #25:	BlueBoy675 posted... Doesnt the Bible say it will come like a thief in the night? Aka when no one expects it? So if people are trying to force it then obviously it isnt gonna happen said people likely aren't well versed in what it says <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:985739693] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>BlueBoy675 posted... </cite><quote>Doesnt the Bible say it will come like a thief in the night? Aka when no one expects it? So if people are trying to force it then obviously it isnt gonna happen</quote>said people likely aren't well versed in what it says</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cynrascal 07/11/25 8:20:41 PM #26:	mercurydude posted... I seem to recall a verse about not putting God to the test. Deuteronomy 6:16: "Do not put the LORD your God to the test as you did at Massah." Essentially, the children of Israel complain to Moses that God brought them out to the wilderness with no water to drink and demanded another miracle be brought about to save them. --- Asocial, not introverted. Know the difference. In a capitalist society, money and life are one and the same. <cite>Cynrascal posted [p:985739722] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>mercurydude posted... </cite><quote>I seem to recall a verse about not putting God to the test.</quote>Deuteronomy 6:16: "Do not put the LORD your God to the test as you did at Massah."Essentially, the children of Israel complain to Moses that God brought them out to the wilderness with no water to drink and demanded another miracle be brought about to save them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 07/11/25 8:22:33 PM #27:	DrizztLink posted... "Idolatry is Not Best Don't Put Your Yahweh to the Test"? Oh this reference brings me back. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:985739740] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>"Idolatry is Not Best Don't Put Your Yahweh to the Test"?</quote>Oh this reference brings me back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RasterGraphic 07/11/25 8:22:39 PM #28:	The sad part is if Jesus came back, they probably wouldn't even realize it. --- "Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex." - Philip J. Fry <cite>RasterGraphic posted [p:985739743] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>The sad part is if Jesus came back, they probably wouldn't even realize it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/11/25 8:23:46 PM #29:	RasterGraphic posted... The sad part is if Jesus came back, they probably wouldn't even realize it. Sure they would. After they killed him. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:985739751] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>RasterGraphic posted... </cite><quote>The sad part is if Jesus came back, they probably wouldn't even realize it.</quote>Sure they would.After they killed him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/11/25 8:25:38 PM #30:	RasterGraphic posted... The sad part is if Jesus came back, they probably wouldn't even realize it. they 100% would he is not American ICE would come for him <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:985739766] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>RasterGraphic posted... </cite><quote>The sad part is if Jesus came back, they probably wouldn't even realize it.</quote>they 100% wouldhe is not AmericanICE would come for him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 07/11/25 8:31:58 PM #31:	WingsOfGood posted... they 100% would he is not American ICE would come for him They'll execute him proclaiming he's a blasphemer. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:985739825] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>they 100% wouldhe is not AmericanICE would come for him</quote>They'll execute him proclaiming he's a blasphemer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 07/11/25 9:06:27 PM #32:	Maga Christians (Satanist Christian would be less contradicting) literally believe that the direct quotes of Jesus are ""woke"" and no longer apply today. They'd 100% murder Him. Probably after clarifying that "Love thy neighbor" includes minorities. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:985740184] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Maga Christians (Satanist Christian would be less contradicting) literally believe that the direct quotes of Jesus are ""woke"" and no longer apply today. They'd 100% murder Him. Probably after clarifying that "Love thy neighbor" includes minorities.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/11/25 9:08:19 PM #33:	I think when Jesus returns he is supposed to be full God mode. So they wouldn't be able to kill him. I think the Bible says he first came as a lamb and his 2nd time will be as a lion. Something like that. <cite>Zikten posted [p:985740195] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>I think when Jesus returns he is supposed to be full God mode. So they wouldn't be able to kill him. I think the Bible says he first came as a lamb and his 2nd time will be as a lion. Something like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerOats 07/11/25 9:11:03 PM #34:	I hope he descends down with AC One Winged Angel blasting <cite>PowerOats posted [p:985740215] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>I hope he descends down with AC One Winged Angel blasting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 07/11/25 9:14:04 PM #35:	No different than these supposedly righteous and empathetic people that say they welcome the doom because it's deserved. --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:985740243] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>No different than these supposedly righteous and empathetic people that say they welcome the doom because it's deserved.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/11/25 9:22:37 PM #36:	Umbreon posted... Maga Christians (Satanist Christian would be less contradicting) literally believe that the direct quotes of Jesus are ""woke"" and no longer apply today. They'd 100% murder Him. Probably after clarifying that "Love thy neighbor" includes minorities. the brainrot in that community is actually pretty horrifying. i've got an aunt, nice woman who i loved going to visit as a kid, who cheers every time she hears about another gaza carpet bombing. not because she thinks they're all terrorists or that israel deserves to take all of the territory but because her church pushes the idea that the end times will come when the jewish people reclaim all of the promised land and all of her faithful flock will be rapture'd to heaven before it happens. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:985740362] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite><quote>Maga Christians (Satanist Christian would be less contradicting) literally believe that the direct quotes of Jesus are ""woke"" and no longer apply today. They'd 100% murder Him. Probably after clarifying that "Love thy neighbor" includes minorities.</quote>the brainrot in that community is actually pretty horrifying. i've got an aunt, nice woman who i loved going to visit as a kid, who cheers every time she hears about another gaza carpet bombing. not because she thinks they're all terrorists or that israel deserves to take all of the territory but because her church pushes the idea that the end times will come when the jewish people reclaim all of the promised land and all of her faithful flock will be rapture'd to heaven before it happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/11/25 9:27:24 PM #37:	PowerOats posted... I hope he descends down with AC One Winged Angel blasting If that happens it means we are in a jrpg final battle <cite>Zikten posted [p:985740419] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>PowerOats posted... </cite><quote>I hope he descends down with AC One Winged Angel blasting</quote>If that happens it means we are in a jrpg final battle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 07/11/25 10:18:28 PM #38:	PowerOats posted... I hope he descends down with AC One Winged Angel blasting Hears one winged angel playing from out of nowhere Me: Why do I hear boss...wait...is that....welp we're dead... --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:985740913] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>PowerOats posted... </cite><quote>I hope he descends down with AC One Winged Angel blasting</quote>Hears one winged angel playing from out of nowhereMe: Why do I hear boss...wait...is that....welp we're dead...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RndmNmber1 07/11/25 10:20:10 PM #39:	PowerOats posted... I hope he descends down with AC One Winged Angel blasting Attack and dethrone God --- Why would you stay in a gaming message board when you stopped gaming? <cite>RndmNmber1 posted [p:985740923] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>PowerOats posted... </cite><quote>I hope he descends down with AC One Winged Angel blasting</quote>Attack and dethrone God</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 07/11/25 10:44:08 PM #40:	HANGtheDJ_86 posted... They're so gullible He could be a ghost that never left for all we know Or it could all be made-up bullshit meant to keep people prone to being weakminded sheep under the thumb of the ruling class. Considering the open hypocrisy of organized religion, Imma feel perfectly comfortable with believing that option. --- Trump said he would let Israel finish the job. If that didn't put the 2024 election choice into crystal clarity for someone, I don't know what to tell them. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:985741085] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>HANGtheDJ_86 posted... </cite><quote>They're so gullibleHe could be a ghost that never left for all we know</quote>Or it could all be made-up bullshit meant to keep people prone to being weakminded sheep under the thumb of the ruling class. Considering the open hypocrisy of organized religion, Imma feel perfectly comfortable with believing that option.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/11/25 10:57:12 PM #41:	ItsChristian posted... Most people who believe the shit haven't actually read the Bible, let's be honest. This. Its very hard to believe in the Bible if youve actually read it. --- (2025-02-24) Not changing my sig until I feel like it. <cite>Trumble posted [p:985741163] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>ItsChristian posted... </cite><quote>Most people who believe the shit haven't actually read the Bible, let's be honest.</quote>This. Its very hard to believe in the Bible if youve actually read it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-Apostle 07/12/25 1:06:57 PM #42:	They don't even need to hope. Everything is already getting worse anyway. --- Gamertag: http://goo.gl/mnO36O #GoPackGo Not changing sig until EA loses the NFL license. #NFLdropEA Started 3/12/23 <cite>The-Apostle posted [p:985745298] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>They don't even need to hope. Everything is already getting worse anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hejiru 07/12/25 1:15:33 PM #43:	Strider102 posted... They'll execute him proclaiming he's a blasphemer. Which is exactly what happened the first time --- The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. <cite>Hejiru posted [p:985745389] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite><quote>They'll execute him proclaiming he's a blasphemer.</quote>Which is exactly what happened the first time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 07/12/25 1:18:48 PM #44:	Zikten posted... I think when Jesus returns he is supposed to be full God mode. So they wouldn't be able to kill him. I think the Bible says he first came as a lamb and his 2nd time will be as a lion. Something like that. Damn, a superpowered Jesus? Will he fight crime and evil people? <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:985745419] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>I think when Jesus returns he is supposed to be full God mode. So they wouldn't be able to kill him. I think the Bible says he first came as a lamb and his 2nd time will be as a lion. Something like that.</quote>Damn, a superpowered Jesus? Will he fight crime and evil people?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragulaRULEZ 07/12/25 1:19:50 PM #45:	The Dead Sea Scrolls is one of the oldest documents on Earth and they thought the Apocalypse was just about to happen. Humans are dumb. --- "I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on." <cite>DragulaRULEZ posted [p:985745428] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>The Dead Sea Scrolls is one of the oldest documents on Earth and they thought the Apocalypse was just about to happen. Humans are dumb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/12/25 1:21:06 PM #46:	Pikachuchupika posted... Damn, a superpowered Jesus? Will he fight crime and evil people? Kinda. He sorts every human on earth and decides who goes to hell and who goes to heaven <cite>Zikten posted [p:985745436] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Pikachuchupika posted... </cite><quote>Damn, a superpowered Jesus? Will he fight crime and evil people?</quote>Kinda. He sorts every human on earth and decides who goes to hell and who goes to heaven </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 07/12/25 1:32:28 PM #47:	Zikten posted... Kinda. He sorts every human on earth and decides who goes to hell and who goes to heaven But we have problems on Earth now. We need his help. Who cares about heaven. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:985745549] in Christians... [t:81011784]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>Kinda. He sorts every human on earth and decides who goes to hell and who goes to heaven</quote>But we have problems on Earth now. We need his help. Who cares about heaven.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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