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CyricZ
07/29/25 6:54:53 PM
#202:


"A newborn's father is one of the most excitable people in the world!"

"Other than the father at the time of conception!"

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ablegator
07/29/25 7:01:32 PM
#203:


Nipple, nipple, tweak, tweak, fly, fly, fly!

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KFHEWUI
07/30/25 5:23:08 PM
#204:


I've heard enough. I'll go beat him senseless.

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ablegator
07/31/25 12:37:57 AM
#205:


Oh for crying out loud: EACH! OF! YOU! WILL! ENTER! A! SPACE! CAPSULE!

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KFHEWUI
07/31/25 3:15:27 PM
#206:


I think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance!

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KFHEWUI
08/02/25 11:56:29 AM
#207:


"Mitchell". Even his NAME says "Is that a beer?"

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Villain_S_Fiend
08/02/25 12:02:31 PM
#208:


Narrator: "Fast becoming one of the most popular of winter sports is 'shiing' - and 'shiing' is the correct pronunciation, I'm told."

Joel: "Yeah, well you're full of skit."

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HylianFox
08/02/25 12:41:11 PM
#209:


"That's right, hide behind JIVE TALK"

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KFHEWUI
08/03/25 1:52:30 PM
#210:


It's dangerous for Joe Don to be in the water. Someone's bound to harpoon him.

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CyricZ
08/04/25 5:08:51 PM
#211:


You didn't... *call* him, did you?

Or... *mail* anything?

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HylianFox
08/04/25 5:21:52 PM
#212:


CyricZ posted...
You didn't... *call* him, did you?

Or... *mail* anything?

"Now come on inside."

"Or you're GROUNDED, Dad!"

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NocturneD85
08/05/25 3:17:37 AM
#213:


Hey guys I got my dads Enforcer for the weekend

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KFHEWUI
08/05/25 5:21:15 PM
#214:


It takes a man to wear Farrah Fawcet hair.

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ablegator
08/05/25 5:22:15 PM
#215:


Theres a girl
On the roof
And she thinks
Shes a cat

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HylianFox
08/05/25 5:23:45 PM
#216:


KFHEWUI posted...
It takes a man to wear Farrah Fawcet hair.

It's still crazy to me that the rapey kid from that movie grew up to be Shawn Levy

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KFHEWUI
08/06/25 12:25:41 PM
#217:


Et Tu, Brute Man?

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HylianFox
08/06/25 12:27:12 PM
#218:


Creeper Creeper Creeper, YOU give ME the creeps!

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CyricZ
08/07/25 5:13:04 PM
#219:


Tell me Johnny, what do you think of the new free trade agreement?

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Villain_S_Fiend
08/07/25 6:43:00 PM
#220:


Johnny Longtorso, Johnny Longtorso,
The man who comes in pieces!

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HylianFox
08/07/25 6:49:11 PM
#221:


CyricZ posted...
Tell me Johnny, what do you think of the new free trade agreement?

I have to go horsies.

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KFHEWUI
08/07/25 7:24:15 PM
#222:


Your movie today is "The Deadly Mantis." By the way Mike, what IS a thermal nuclear device?

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KFHEWUI
08/08/25 5:53:13 PM
#223:


At all times he has the look of a man who's been hit with a fish.

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CyricZ
08/09/25 8:11:29 AM
#224:


Oh boy! A heelo-copter aeroplane!

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HylianFox
08/09/25 2:22:29 PM
#225:


"Here's something"

"Of course, you can say that about anything"

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KFHEWUI
08/10/25 1:39:08 PM
#226:


Crow T. Robot: You know, it'd be ironic if the Tree of Death got Dutch Elm's Disease.
Tom Servo: Yeah, the Stump of Death just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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HylianFox
08/10/25 1:56:33 PM
#227:


So long, SUCKERZ

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KFHEWUI
08/11/25 5:00:11 PM
#228:


Maybe if they didn't disguise their planet as a Chicken McNugget, the dogs wouldn't attack it!

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CyricZ
08/12/25 12:09:49 PM
#229:


Where the divil is he?

Divil?

He's Irish...

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KFHEWUI
08/12/25 8:33:48 PM
#230:


Camaro: The official car of 'peaked in high school'.

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McmadnessV3
08/12/25 8:36:30 PM
#231:


Your mind, your will, belong to me!

"I have a receipt!"

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KFHEWUI
08/13/25 8:11:26 PM
#232:


Wow the suspense is killing me. Will they water their lawn?

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CyricZ
08/13/25 9:10:58 PM
#233:


"Why the tense music? Oh, they have mail going out."

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KFHEWUI
08/14/25 5:58:06 PM
#234:


Dummy! Didn't you see that "Warning: Joe Estevez crossing" sign?

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KFHEWUI
08/16/25 12:17:32 PM
#235:


Dad's being smothered by a huge loaf of pepperoni-studded brown bread!

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HylianFox
08/16/25 1:28:26 PM
#236:


Women who love arythmic trolls.

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KFHEWUI
08/17/25 7:53:13 PM
#237:


Uh, hold on, I'm havin' a montage.

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ReturnOfDevsman
08/17/25 8:12:58 PM
#238:


Pumaman
He flies like a moron

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Villain_S_Fiend
08/18/25 10:10:52 AM
#239:


And now, men in little pants!

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KFHEWUI
08/18/25 7:41:56 PM
#240:


And, in sport, Oceania scored another victory over Manchester United.

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KFHEWUI
08/21/25 4:59:02 PM
#241:


They must've spent tens of dollars on this.

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nocturnal_traveler
08/24/25 10:09:46 AM
#243:


Hey look. It's Michael Keaton.

* Later *

I'm Batman.

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TyVulpine
08/24/25 10:50:31 AM
#244:


And his eyes open...

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KFHEWUI
08/24/25 8:23:57 PM
#245:


Secret Agent Super Rude, if you ask me.

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MLBloomy
08/24/25 9:40:55 PM
#246:


Disappointed Pluto TV put their MST3k and Rifftrax channels (among many others) behind a login. They did it a couple weeks ago, but it only lasted a few days. Hope it doesn't last again.
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Villain_S_Fiend
08/24/25 10:27:46 PM
#247:


He died the way he lived... with ketchup on his face.

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ReturnOfDevsman
08/25/25 8:40:08 AM
#248:


He died the way he lived... not really having anything to do with this movie.

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CyricZ
08/25/25 4:10:53 PM
#249:


Well he's no Claude Akins, but, what a butt!

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TyVulpine
08/25/25 4:17:49 PM
#250:


Hey, Jodie Foster's sister! I'd shoot Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster!

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Villain_S_Fiend
08/25/25 5:10:53 PM
#251:


How much Keefe is in this movie, anyway?

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