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Sayoria
07/17/25 4:50:55 AM
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....themselves in the foot

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw an VIDEO GAME FRANCHISE over in Japan, glorious Nippon, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the Japanese public, after hearing about Donkey Kong's friendly look, is not going to want to purchase Donkey Kong Bananza for the Switch 2, nor will they purchase any of Nintendo's other future games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Nintendo has alienated an entire market with this move. Mean DK lovers, let's have our revenge. WE WILL NOT BUY THIS GAME. Let's give this one to the BABIES because BABIES can drool on their controllers. DROOL on their controllers. And that way, no one will actually ever play the game.

Nintendo, publicly apologize and cancel Donkey Kong Bananza for Switch 2 or you can kiss your business goodbye. Fairwell. Here's a toast to ya.

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tremain07
07/17/25 4:54:38 AM
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I heard they did to Mario and DK's canon what they did to Zelda and Star Fox's canon with Bananza, Nintendo's villain arc is way more believable than Cena and The Rock's has been they've truly become some utter bastards right up there with the Hollywood Hulk Hogan arc.

Man, I miss WWEproganda he was a master at this

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AceMos
07/17/25 4:54:48 AM
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so what you all having for lunch today im probably gona have spaghetti

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tremain07
07/17/25 5:00:03 AM
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same as always protien bar and sugar free gatorade for the eletrolytes

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sfcalimari
07/17/25 5:04:10 AM
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They must commit sudoku to regain the hobor of their clam

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Sayoria
07/17/25 5:11:40 AM
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AceMos posted...
so what you all having for lunch today im probably gona have spaghetti

Spaghetti for lunch? That's an odd choice.

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Jiggy101011
07/17/25 5:11:51 AM
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I cant remember the original copypasta for this one.

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UnholyMudcrab
07/17/25 5:17:18 AM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
I cant remember the original copypasta for this one.
It was about Square releasing FFXIII on Xbox 360

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rexcrk
07/17/25 5:27:25 AM
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Sayoria posted...
....themselves in the foot

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw an VIDEO GAME FRANCHISE over in Japan, glorious Nippon, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the Japanese public, after hearing about Donkey Kong's friendly look, is not going to want to purchase Donkey Kong Bananza for the Switch 2, nor will they purchase any of Nintendo's other future games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Nintendo has alienated an entire market with this move. Mean DK lovers, let's have our revenge. WE WILL NOT BUY THIS GAME. Let's give this one to the BABIES because BABIES can drool on their controllers. DROOL on their controllers. And that way, no one will actually ever play the game.

Nintendo, publicly apologize and cancel Donkey Kong Bananza for Switch 2 or you can kiss your business goodbye. Fairwell. Here's a toast to ya.
Is this an AI generated post?

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EpicMickeyDrew
07/17/25 5:28:58 AM
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Hahaha

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divot1338
07/17/25 5:29:43 AM
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I heard somewhere that when Nintendo started out they were selling lewd trading cards, operating love hotels and one other illicit business that slips my mind.

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Arcanine2009
07/17/25 5:39:18 AM
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This is a lame copy pasta.

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Sayoria
07/17/25 5:39:55 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
This is a lame copy pasta.

:(

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Bosstoise
07/17/25 6:43:22 AM
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Nintendo, going out of business since 1889

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WingsOfGood
07/17/25 6:59:28 AM
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Wii U all over again
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Spidey5
07/17/25 7:27:13 AM
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https://youtu.be/rM9WGgyDssU?si=pkGWh4J8sw_tJ187

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/17/25 7:28:35 AM
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VeggetaX
07/17/25 8:12:31 AM
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Forever funny

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Cory898
07/17/25 8:18:50 AM
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I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert)

lol, called it.

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UnholyMudcrab
07/17/25 8:55:15 AM
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Genuinely astonishing how there are still people unfamiliar with this

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/17/25 9:02:29 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Genuinely astonishing how there are still people unfamiliar with this

I mean, even if it wasn't a meme, would anything said in the OP post be out of place for something on GameFAQs?

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DrizztLink
07/17/25 9:18:40 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
I mean, even if it wasn't a meme, would anything said in the OP post be out of place for something on GameFAQs?
Tifa got a reduction.

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Dikitain
07/17/25 9:24:56 AM
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AceMos posted...
so what you all having for lunch today im probably gona have spaghetti

Beans and rice, on a diet. :(

But can't complain with the results.

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Villain_S_Fiend
07/17/25 9:37:53 AM
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AceMos posted...
so what you all having for lunch today im probably gona have spaghetti
The rest of some soup I made the other day; garlicky pork meatballs and collard greens in a peppery ginger broth.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
07/17/25 9:40:34 AM
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Sayoria posted...
You can laugh all you want
I literally laughed right before I got to this line

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AnsestralRecall
07/17/25 9:40:49 AM
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AceMos posted...
so what you all having for lunch today im probably gona have spaghetti

Chili

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DeathVelvien
07/17/25 11:32:32 AM
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AceMos posted...
so what you all having for lunch today im probably gona have spaghetti
Canned soup of some fashion

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DrizztLink
07/17/25 11:33:29 AM
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DeathVelvien posted...
Canned soup of some fashion
Italian Wedding Dress Soup

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