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AlBundy33
07/28/25 8:46:03 PM
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Id rather shit my pants tbh.

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kingdrake2
07/28/25 8:46:35 PM
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public one to be avoided unless dire emergency.

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monkmith
07/28/25 8:47:08 PM
#3:


full agreement, though i'd take "shit in the woods" over shitting my pants.

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DragulaRULEZ
07/28/25 8:47:16 PM
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I don't think I've used a public restroom since Elementary School.

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Despised
07/28/25 8:49:09 PM
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There's been a few dire emergencies where I had to, but yeah I absolutely refuse to use them

I can't even pee if someone is in the same general area as me, my anxiety is too bad

It was a nightmare when I was on probation and had to pee with someone literally staring at me, I had to drink enough water that there was no option to hold it

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ssb_yunglink2
07/28/25 8:49:32 PM
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I dont go out of my way to use public bathrooms, but just hover if you need to, or put toilet paper down

Youre not gonna die from using a public bathroom every once in a while


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Homeless_Waifu
07/28/25 8:49:47 PM
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I just put some paper towels on the seat, or if Im lucky I use those toilet seat plastic covers on them

i dont think its worth holding it IMO

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kingdrake2
07/28/25 8:52:52 PM
#8:


Homeless_Waifu posted...
i dont think its worth holding it


the body isn't meant to hold it.

the last time i had to wait well over 4-5 hours because i picked the wrong time slot for being picked up for a sleep study return. i said 8:30 or 9am thinking the sleep study ends at 7am really had to go when i got home

the one i went to ends at 6am.

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SadButTrue
07/28/25 8:53:06 PM
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if i have to fight for my life, i rather it be at home
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monkmith
07/28/25 8:53:08 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
I just put some paper towels on the seat, or if Im lucky I use those toilet seat plastic covers on them

i dont think its worth holding it IMO
last time i saw one of those toilet seat cover dispensers someone had pissed in it, mens bathrooms are disgusting.

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Robot2600
07/28/25 8:54:28 PM
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what lives of privilege you gentlemen of leisure must lead that thou canst afford to never shit in public

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Evolician
07/28/25 8:58:50 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
what lives of privilege you gentlemen of leisure must lead that thou canst afford to never shit in public
I mean Im not a wealthy dude. If anything It helps when you eat smaller meals. Ive trained my body to poop at the same time every day. That way I never have to at work, unless I ate something that my body just really didnt like.

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Homeless_Waifu
07/28/25 9:01:00 PM
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monkmith posted...
last time i saw one of those toilet seat cover dispensers someone had pissed in it, mens bathrooms are disgusting.
yeah its pretty bad every now then :/

i feel bad for the janitors everytime something like that happens

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ablegator
07/28/25 9:03:49 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
public one to be avoided unless dire emergency.
I have lightened on this slightly but yeah this.

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TentacleDemon
07/28/25 9:03:51 PM
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I'm using a semi public toilet as I type this. I love shitting my pants as much as the n2xt guy, just not at work.


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DragulaRULEZ
07/28/25 9:04:42 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
the body isn't meant to hold it.
I have anxiety disorders, the "Fight or Flight" keeps the lower functions in check.

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a-c-a-b
07/28/25 9:04:57 PM
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I'd rather spend a couple minutes in even the grossest public bathroom than spending a lot more time walking around trying to hold in a shit.

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ffmasterjose
07/28/25 9:05:32 PM
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When i was younger I would only poop at home. As an adult I poop at whatever bathroom is available if I have to shit lol

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psideresider
07/28/25 9:19:07 PM
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I have ulcerative colitis, and have shit my self more than a newborn baby. So Id much rather use whatever restroom I can, woods included, than shit myself. Though, Id much rather shit at my house.

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Hospy
07/28/25 9:21:37 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
what lives of privilege you gentlemen of leisure must lead that thou canst afford to never shit in public

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KhlavicLanguage
07/28/25 9:22:50 PM
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depends. single-person bathroom? fine.

those stalls where the gaps on the side of the door are so big you dont even have to try to see someone sitting inside? nope

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thronedfire2
07/28/25 9:28:21 PM
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I can try but if anyone else comes in it stops working

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MorganTJ
07/28/25 9:32:13 PM
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psideresider posted...
I have ulcerative colitis, and have shit my self more than a newborn baby. So Id much rather use whatever restroom I can, woods included, than shit myself. Though, Id much rather shit at my house.
Oof, my condolences. Theres a Yugioh YouTuber I occasionally watch thats going through quite the journey with that. After years of dealing with it, the swelling got bad enough that he had to get his lower intestines removed, only to discover that he also had stage 4 colon cancer that was probably exacerbating everything. Luckily, he said the operations and ongoing chemo are easier to deal with than UC.
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bfslick50
07/28/25 9:36:27 PM
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In a restaurant or somewhere public like that: only in an emergency.

At work theres a single occupant restroom that I like using.

In college Id just go to a low traffic restroom. Leave the academic wing for a research one.

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MartavisBryant
07/28/25 9:36:59 PM
#26:


I will not shit
I will not piss
I will hold it in all day

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mrcod4
07/28/25 9:37:09 PM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
depends. single-person bathroom? fine.

those stalls where the gaps on the side of the door are so big you dont even have to try to see someone sitting inside? nope
One of the stalls in my work bathroom has a massive gap between the door and the wall. If that wasn't bad enough it looks out straight out at the mirror at the sinks so everyone can definitely see you when washing their hands lmao

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Turbam
07/28/25 9:37:35 PM
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When you gotta go you gotta go

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thekosmicfool
07/28/25 9:37:50 PM
#29:


I'll use them when needed. I have no issue.

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KanWan
07/28/25 9:38:08 PM
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Ill try to hold it in for as long as I possibly can before I resort to having to use a public restroom man

Its just nasty and disgusting and thats after setting up the phalanx (putting paper down) to protect my ass

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monkmith
07/28/25 9:39:21 PM
#31:


mrcod4 posted...
One of the stalls in my work bathroom has a massive gap between the door and the wall. If that wasn't bad enough it looks out straight out at the mirror at the sinks so everyone can definitely see you when washing their hands lmao
just stare them in the eye as you grunt one out. its a power move.

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Jupiter
07/28/25 9:40:07 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
public one to be avoided unless dire emergency.


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Kurt_Russel
07/28/25 9:40:45 PM
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I try my best not to. I only do when I have to make some soup.

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Trumpo
07/28/25 9:43:31 PM
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Only shat in a public toilet about 10 times in total.

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SaikyoStyle
07/28/25 9:46:47 PM
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They took my ass. I cant shit anymore.

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Cornmuffins
07/28/25 10:20:21 PM
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I got over that after going to a college dorm with shared bathrooms. Now the office I work at has a dozen or so offices doing the same. Really sucks when they get clogged

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Vokrent
07/28/25 10:22:56 PM
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i have dropped many bombs in public washrooms

i will continue to do so.

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Phanir
07/28/25 10:26:26 PM
#39:


kingdrake2 posted...
public one to be avoided unless dire emergency.
This. Like those days I'm craving a Culver's shake during a lunch break despite being lactose intolerant.

Unfortunately I work in an office filled with grown men that shit on the seat and walls before leaving without washing their hands...

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OniLink5000
07/28/25 10:26:46 PM
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I'll take a look in at one and see if it's fucked up. I've noped out of shitting in a particularly disastrous dave and buster's toilet one time, but the majority of times public restrooms in most places have been clean.

A lot of places have staff at least go in and clean every night. And that automatically makes the bathrooms cleaner than mine at home. if it really skeeves you out, consider carrying clorox wipes.

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CobraGT
07/28/25 10:28:53 PM
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Hold up. So bathroom at bar, work, church are not considered to be public?

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BlueBoy675
07/28/25 10:28:58 PM
#43:


kingdrake2 posted...
public one to be avoided unless dire emergency.


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A_Good_Boy
07/28/25 10:29:19 PM
#44:


ssb_yunglink2 posted...
but just hover if you need to
People hover over the seat cause it's covered in shit and they don't want to touch it. The only reason why the toilet is covered in shit is cause people hover in the first place. It's a very disgusting cycle.

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jefffan
07/28/25 10:30:11 PM
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Yes. I feel the same about the job too.

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Oderus_Urungus
07/28/25 10:31:25 PM
#46:


CobraGT posted...
Hold up. So bathroom at bar, work, church are not considered to be public?

Honestly I've never tried going into a random church for that. Hmm

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sabin017
07/28/25 10:31:29 PM
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sit on the seat and it's warm so you abandon all hope

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Cornmuffins
07/28/25 10:32:13 PM
#48:


KhlavicLanguage posted...
depends. single-person bathroom? fine.

those stalls where the gaps on the side of the door are so big you dont even have to try to see someone sitting inside? nope


The private one where I work is awesome, the lights always stays on. The men's room has a stupid sensor so the light goes off every other minute and you gotta stand up trying to wave your hand over the stall

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Antiyonder
07/28/25 10:32:24 PM
#49:


Of course I won't hold it, but there are times you feel like you can go number 2, but it's not urgent.

Evolician posted...
I mean Im not a wealthy dude. If anything It helps when you eat smaller meals. Ive trained my body to poop at the same time every day. That way I never have to at work, unless I ate something that my body just really didnt like.

And some of us just don't want to subject the public to our stink. Friends and family, they can just deal with it.

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BewmHedshot
07/28/25 10:37:03 PM
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Just poop nobody's gonna jump over the stall wall and look at your micropenis
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