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Verdekal
08/03/25 8:06:24 PM
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And the spoon bent backwards. ..

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Hejiru
08/03/25 8:07:30 PM
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There is no spoon.

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Robot2600
08/03/25 8:10:16 PM
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There's no ice cream either. I ate it all.

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MJOLNRVII
08/03/25 8:11:43 PM
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That spoon was weak and deserved its defeat.

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Anony1125
08/03/25 8:16:01 PM
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Back when I was scooping for a living, they kept the ice cream so cold that you had to exert tremendous force to get it out. I would often accidentally fling it with the scoop when the resistance suddenly vanished at the end.

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SadButTrue
08/03/25 8:20:43 PM
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specialkid8
08/03/25 8:25:16 PM
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If you stick your spoon in the microwave for a few seconds it will cut through ice cream like nothing.

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JohnEtrav
08/03/25 8:30:08 PM
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If you stick your ice cream in the microwave for a few seconds, it will melt

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-Unowninator-
08/03/25 8:46:50 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
If you stick your spoon in the microwave for a few seconds it will cut through ice cream like nothing.
Isn't that a fire hazard?

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PeteyParker
08/03/25 8:49:59 PM
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I actually did that too earlier! Weird. That would explain so much of what is going on right now though

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pedro45
08/03/25 9:07:34 PM
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Just eat from the carton like the ruler of your domain that you are!
You can dip your spoon into hot water; run the tap and what not when you need to reheat the spoon.

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specialkid8
08/03/25 9:10:15 PM
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-Unowninator- posted...
Isn't that a fire hazard?
Spoons are not flammable

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ProfessorKukui
08/03/25 9:14:57 PM
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That's midly infuriating

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eggcorn
08/03/25 9:25:42 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7810eb43.jpg

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monkmith
08/03/25 9:28:07 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Spoons are not flammable
they're also not inflammable.

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Homeless_Waifu
08/03/25 9:29:50 PM
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The secret to it is that you use your spoon like a knife, make some small incisions around the mound of ice cream, and scoop it up when the ice cream is loose enough to scoop up

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DrizztLink
08/03/25 9:31:13 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
The secret to it is that you use your spoon like a knife, make some small incisions around the mound of ice cream, and scoop it up when the ice cream is loose enough to scoop up
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/ce5965ee.jpg

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-Unowninator-
08/04/25 2:52:13 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Spoons are not flammable
True, but I meant metal in a microwave.

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Hambo
08/04/25 3:04:41 PM
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Verdekal posted...
And the spoon bent backwards. ..
That's just your latent psychic power activating. The ice cream is just a coincidence.

-Unowninator- posted...
True, but I meant metal in a microwave.
Yeah, don't do that.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/05/25 2:11:10 PM
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Get an ice cream scoop you peon!

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Spidey5
08/05/25 2:13:25 PM
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A moment of silence for all the scoops of ice cream launched across the kitchen when the ice cream container was too cold.

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A_Good_Boy
08/05/25 2:15:01 PM
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Thanks Obama!

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Chicken
08/05/25 2:16:43 PM
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Run the spoon under hot water for a few seconds next time

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DodogamaRayBrst
08/05/25 2:16:57 PM
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eggcorn posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7810eb43.jpg
Ew, stracciatella.
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ReturnOfDevsman
08/05/25 2:17:07 PM
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Never put metal in the microwave.

I generally just set the ice cream out a couple of minutes before scooping, but you can also try warming the spoon with warm water.

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pedro45
08/05/25 3:22:33 PM
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DodogamaRayBrst posted...
Ew, stracciatella.
Was that a sneeze?
We call that chocolate chip around these parts.

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littlebro07
08/05/25 3:26:25 PM
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Chicken posted...
Run the spoon under hot water for a few seconds next time

this

scoop side down of course unless you want to get blasted with water

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Verdekal
08/05/25 4:03:26 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
this

scoop side down of course unless you want to get blasted with water
Why not just put the ice cream in for about 10 seconds?

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DrizztLink
08/05/25 4:06:33 PM
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Step one: take stick

Step two: put stick in ice cream

Step three: peel off carton

Step four: consume

If there's only one stick you only ate one serving.

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Vokrent
08/05/25 4:06:44 PM
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i was scooping some ice cream about a month after i dislocated my shoulder and i re-dislocated it.

my physical therapist was very upset with me

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qwerti
08/05/25 4:08:40 PM
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i washed my moms coffee brewer n then my caff tastes like chocolate

o,0 wat?

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ReturnOfDevsman
08/05/25 4:18:25 PM
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Verdekal posted...
Why not just put the ice cream in for about 10 seconds?
Just feels wrong on principle to microwave ice cream. Especially when it's the whole half gallon that you're then going to put back in the freezer afterward.

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_Unowninator_
08/05/25 4:25:45 PM
#33:


ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Just feels wrong on principle to microwave ice cream. Especially when it's the whole half gallon that you're then going to put back in the freezer afterward.
My feelings exactly.

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Verdekal
08/06/25 1:28:02 AM
#34:


ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Just feels wrong on principle to microwave ice cream. Especially when it's the whole half gallon that you're then going to put back in the freezer afterward.
Right...put back in. Of course...

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kingdrake2
08/06/25 2:50:56 AM
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eggcorn posted...
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RIP spoon

it's fucking bent. damn ice cream.

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