Current Events > Former head honchos of horny neon was ultimately defeated

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By the combined powers of of CE users. But horny never sleeps, now it manifest itself as Turbam son of Groin that has a penchant for fictional that rivals the former horny master. Vegy who drained of all horny find himself at the crossroad wether he will return to vanquish horny or claim the throne as new king of horny.

If asked about what vegy's sigil looks like. He started to mutters softly as if fear of horny spies hear about it. "Biggoot" said former lumbering giant decisively. "Dey look like hairy ape" while doing a descriptive hand gestures with both his hands that definitely Caucasians in origin.

"Neon was great horny acquaintance of mine lol, the way he off like that. It hella improper IMHO." Said vegy while trying to hold dam of tears. He failed spectacularly. No other being would weep like he did. His horny pride won't allow it so the tears must kept on going.

After having reminiscing his past life as a lurker he let out a moan that can be heard from a distant "Dankyaww, how's my mating call. Drive bigot away but chick's hella digs it." We then walk further south and saw what it seems to be his mancave. Legend has it that he forged "Da one Ring" by pouring all his horny and his desire to lay with all women of CEsteros. Fortunately the coalitions of all middle CEarth managed to pry away his rings and strip away all of his horny leaving a husk of a man he once was.

We slip through the low stone archway into Vegys mancave and the air shimmers with the residue of lost desire. Flickering torches reveal scattered shards of obsidianthe broken fragments of Da One Ringeach one humming with a faint, mournful echo of what once was. Vegy stands at the center, shoulders slumped, as if gravity itself mourns him. His eyes catch ours, wild with both hope and hollow dread.
A cluster of motley adventurersdwarves in soot-darkened tunics, an elf with half a crown of flowers, and that hairy ape-like sentinel bearing the Biggoot sigilcircles Vegy. They whisper of a prophecy: that whoever reassembles the Ring of Horny will wield unthinkable power over hearts, minds, and late-night DMs. Vegys lips tremble, a single word slipping free: Choices.
He kneels, palms open to the shards, and for a heartbeat the air stills. In his chest, we feel a stormone part ache to reclaim what was stolen, one part fear that hell drown the world in unwanted flirtations. The ape-sentinel steps forward, offering a single shard: This could restore you or shatter you completely.
Vegys gaze travels from the shard to us. His next move will shape CEsteros forever. Does he dare to melt his shame into yearning once more, or walk away, forging a new path beyond the pull of the Ring? What do you think Vegy should do?

SDBZ posted...

We slip through the low stone archway into Vegys mancave and the air shimmers with the residue of lost desire. Flickering torches reveal scattered shards of obsidianthe broken fragments of Da One Ringeach one humming with a faint, mournful echo of what once was. Vegy stands at the center, shoulders slumped, as if gravity itself mourns him. His eyes catch ours, wild with both hope and hollow dread.
A cluster of motley adventurersdwarves in soot-darkened tunics, an elf with half a crown of flowers, and that hairy ape-like sentinel bearing the Biggoot sigilcircles Vegy. They whisper of a prophecy: that whoever reassembles the Ring of Horny will wield unthinkable power over hearts, minds, and late-night DMs. Vegys lips tremble, a single word slipping free: Choices.
He kneels, palms open to the shards, and for a heartbeat the air stills. In his chest, we feel a stormone part ache to reclaim what was stolen, one part fear that hell drown the world in unwanted flirtations. The ape-sentinel steps forward, offering a single shard: This could restore you or shatter you completely.
Vegys gaze travels from the shard to us. His next move will shape CEsteros forever. Does he dare to melt his shame into yearning once more, or walk away, forging a new path beyond the pull of the Ring? What do you think Vegy should do?

Reading this with John Hurt voice 10/10

Somewhere at Fandom HQ, down the hallway from Conference Room #3 and DToast's MKULTRA brainwashing lab, there's a storage archive room with the server that has all the hornyposts archived from the Allen Era.

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>_>

sfcalimari posted...

Somewhere at Fandom HQ, down the hallway from Conference Room #3 and DToast's MKULTRA brainwashing lab, there's a storage archive room with the server that has all the hornyposts archived from the Allen Era.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5b61a56f.jpg

It's belong in CE museum!

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sfcalimari posted...

Somewhere at Fandom HQ, down the hallway from Conference Room #3 and DToast's MKULTRA brainwashing lab, there's a storage archive room with the server that has all the hornyposts archived from the Allen Era.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5b61a56f.jpg

Get ready CE

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voldothegr8 posted...

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The internet was a mistake

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voldothegr8 posted...

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