Current Events > Press a button to kill an animal, and you get rewarded. What do you press?

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2, 3
thronedfire2
08/19/25 7:51:52 PM
#101:


Evening_Dragon posted...
yeah
Species diversity is the macro equivalent of enzymes. The less ways you have to process materials in your system, the less healthy you are. Same for the world at large.

they aren't prey animals though. and they're mostly herbivores, but sometimes eat bugs

it's not like they're gonna evolve into the next type of humans any time soon

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2
08/19/25 7:53:14 PM
#102:


Crimson_Corsair posted...
I setup an auto clicker for the mosquito button.

This. Macro the fuck out of that

---
Atlanta Falcons choking a 28-3 lead in the 3rd qtr: https://youtu.be/gY8exXZgyqc
Atlanta Falcons choking a 26-10 lead in the 4th qtr: https://youtu.be/BYJHgyXiwvs
... Copied to Clipboard!
Daremo
08/19/25 8:59:55 PM
#103:


I would happily spend my life sitting in one place, jamming on the mosquito button.

---
Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins
08/19/25 9:32:16 PM
#104:


I don't see anything about the killed animal being random, so I'll assume that the death is instantaneous, humane, and directed at an animal of my choosing. I'll set up at a pig slaughterhouse for a few months, and volunteer to euthanize at domestic animal shelters on weekends.

---
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus
08/20/25 1:40:16 AM
#105:


Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
I don't see anything about the killed animal being random

For real though if you can direct this button this presents an incredible opportunity to wipe out some invasive species. And start healing damage to the ecosystem.

---
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood
08/20/25 1:42:05 AM
#106:


Nuke the whales
... Copied to Clipboard!
Charged151
08/20/25 1:45:30 AM
#107:


Crimson_Corsair posted...
I setup an auto clicker for the mosquito button.

MagiMarthKoopa posted...
I will put an auto-presser on the mosquito button

Daremo posted...
I would happily spend my life sitting in one place, jamming on the mosquito button.

Trumble posted...
Im eradicating mosquitos. Probably gonna build a mechanism to push the button for me tho.

Sayoria posted...
The mosquito is literally just cookie clicker at that point.

kirbymuncher posted...
mosquitos kill around twice as many humans per year as the next deadliest animal

I think it's only fair we get some revenge

Yeah... These are the one species on the list that really needs to die and I don't need to be paid to do it. Mosquitoes are more responsible than any other species for human deaths (including other humans) due to malaria and other horrible stuff they spread.

Flies or something else could fill the niche of being eaten by spiders or whatever else eats mosquitoes now. Something that doesn't inject diseases can fill the niche.

---
I'm...the...master...of...ellipses...
... Copied to Clipboard!
HeartBoss
08/20/25 2:31:15 AM
#108:


50 cats and 50 dogs, right after a quick word with God.

---
Would you hear my desire?
3DS: 2449 4841 9168
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2, 3