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KobeSystem
08/26/25 1:51:22 AM
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Requirements in this video

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/stephen-miller-trump-romantic-advice-fox-news-b2626585.html

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Evening_Dragon
08/26/25 2:02:53 AM
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Sexual matador, as in he narrowly dodges getting reamed?

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NO2_Fiend
08/26/25 2:14:42 AM
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Nah, Tyrannosaur.

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Evening_Dragon
08/26/25 2:16:57 AM
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NO2_Fiend posted...
Nah, Tyrannosaur.
Now that's a deep cut.

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NO2_Fiend
08/26/25 2:18:25 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Now that's a deep cut.
I ain't got time to bleed.

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DrizztLink
08/26/25 2:19:25 AM
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MotaroRIP619
08/26/25 2:33:19 AM
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Thanks Stephen Miller.
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hitokoriX
08/26/25 2:36:54 AM
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NO2_Fiend posted...
Nah, Tyrannosaur.
Came here to say this

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wanderingshade
08/26/25 2:42:01 AM
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Does that mean he drugs women, taunts them with a cape and kills them with a sword blow between the shoulder blades right at the heart? I could see Stephen Miller doing that.

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rexcrk
08/26/25 5:05:56 AM
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What are the requirements to be considered one?


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ROBBAN
08/26/25 6:47:56 AM
#11:


No, i'm more like an egg from a dead chicken:
Never getting laid

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pegusus123456
08/26/25 6:50:47 AM
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rexcrk posted...
What are the requirements to be considered one?
You raise a lot of red flags

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/26/25 6:51:37 AM
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rexcrk posted...
What are the requirements to be considered one?

Spray on hair that resembles the pelt of a dead weasel.

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Raycon
08/26/25 6:52:38 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...

You raise a lot of red flags


XD

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divot1338
08/26/25 6:53:30 AM
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Strong opinions from a guy who got cucked by Elon Musk.

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rexcrk
08/26/25 7:16:48 AM
#16:


pegusus123456 posted...
You raise a lot of red flags
Then, yes, I am

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MartavisBryant
08/26/25 12:14:32 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
You raise a lot of red flags
This, but also because no one touches me

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tankboy
08/26/25 12:41:16 PM
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Yes. When I have sex, it may take a crew of 11, but I have a six-minute launch time, a circular error probability of about a half-mile, and you'd best be in a bunker if you want to survive the finish.
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KobeSystem
08/26/25 5:25:13 PM
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Bump

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MaxEffingBemis
08/26/25 5:29:04 PM
#21:


These guys are more like sexual predators

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DrizztLink
08/26/25 5:32:50 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
You raise a lot of red flags
Ok, this one beats mine.

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kingdrake2
08/26/25 5:49:17 PM
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ROBBAN posted...
Never getting laid


only way is to pay money in a brothel in the few places in nevada it's allowed.

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Ivynn
08/26/25 5:50:23 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
You raise a lot of red flags

Came into the topic to make a joke, but am now completely demoralized because there's no beating this.

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kingdrake2
08/26/25 5:57:26 PM
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Ivynn posted...
am now completely demoralized


we're all completely demoralized.

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