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lilORANG
08/26/25 12:42:31 PM
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Don't say Trump.

Seems the best-known guys were largely considered genuinely intelligent and cunning. Who were some real dummies who managed to rule a country with an iron fist for some significant period of time?

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Doe
08/26/25 12:44:35 PM
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Going back too far EG Roman rulers gets tough because the only sources we have tend to be very factionally biased and might have just been preserving a lot of libel.

You'd want to take a look at a few of the absolute monarchs ruling Europe circa Napoleonic times

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Hejiru
08/26/25 12:44:37 PM
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Tru-

lilORANG posted...
Don't say Trump.

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JaiCSC
08/26/25 12:46:40 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Don't say Trump.

Seems the best-known guys were largely considered genuinely intelligent and cunning. Who were some real dummies who managed to rule a country with an iron fist for some significant period of time?

Tru...
Dang it.

Ummm. Not great with my history but would Stalin fit the criteria? Didn't he just approach things with brute force rather than any cunning?

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Pow_Pow_Punishment
08/26/25 12:47:12 PM
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Pol Pot seems up there. Launched a war against intellectuals and targeted people who wore eyeglasses. Got Vietnam, China, AND the US to hate him. Had delusions of rebellion and grandeur up until the 90s when he was near death.

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texanfan27
08/26/25 12:49:12 PM
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Benito Mussolini I think is one least competent.

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Hospy
08/26/25 12:50:34 PM
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Francisco Macas Nguema

He's like Pol Pot but if he was also insane and on drugs, not as well known probably because Equatorial Guinea isn't that big a country.
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Pow_Pow_Punishment
08/26/25 12:51:51 PM
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Also this one hits close to home as an Iranian, but both Shah Pahlavi and Ayatollah Khomeini.

The Shah was just straight-up deluded from what the common Iranian thought of him and failed to see how his multi-million dollar party in the desert for foreign leaders and figures of royalty to celebrate the anniversary of the Persian empire would rankle Iranians, most of whom were not allowed at their own country's event. He seemed completely oblivious to the conditions that allowed Khomeini to gain power.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,500-year_celebration_of_the_Persian_Empire

And Khomeini was the typical religious nut who believed in magic over logic and viciously purged his own military of experienced troops and pilots, putting him at a huge disadvantage in the Iran-Iraq War.

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Thompson
08/26/25 12:51:59 PM
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Wasn't there a Paraguyan leader who declared war on all on its neighboring countries, force conscripted every adult male, and consequently got over half of the country's population killed?

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Turbam
08/26/25 12:54:54 PM
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tankboy
08/26/25 12:56:04 PM
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Idi Amin is up there, but as with most dictators, it can be hard to separate dumbness from wackjobbery.
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Doe
08/26/25 12:56:50 PM
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JaiCSC posted...
Tru...
Dang it.

Ummm. Not great with my history but would Stalin fit the criteria? Didn't he just approach things with brute force rather than any cunning?
He was a brutish paranoid who killed a lot of innocent people and was underprepared for Hitler's inevitable betrayal, but in terms of statecraft i think it's hard to argue he did not propel the USSR into superpower-territory.

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Charged151
08/26/25 1:00:09 PM
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Pow_Pow_Punishment posted...
Pol Pot seems up there. Launched a war against intellectuals and targeted people who wore eyeglasses. Got Vietnam, China, AND the US to hate him. Had delusions of rebellion and grandeur up until the 90s when he was near death.
Was the first person who came to mind.

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monkmith
08/26/25 1:00:52 PM
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i want to say idi amin, but honestly trump parallels him so fucking hard that its disturbing.

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Solar_Crimson
08/26/25 1:01:31 PM
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Pow_Pow_Punishment posted...
Pol Pot seems up there. Launched a war against intellectuals and targeted people who wore eyeglasses. Got Vietnam, China, AND the US to hate him. Had delusions of rebellion and grandeur up until the 90s when he was near death.
Seconding Pol Pot.

Dude forced his people to work in the fields for less than pennies on the dollar, and got 1/4 of his country's population killed.

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SgtBash
08/26/25 1:02:50 PM
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Thompson posted...
Wasn't there a Paraguyan leader who declared war on all on its neighboring countries, force conscripted every adult male, and consequently got over half of the country's population killed?

Was it not Chile and Pinochet that did that?

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Aristoph
08/26/25 1:10:33 PM
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Does the Kim family in NK count as "history" or is that too recent? 'Cause I don't know much about them myself, but every indication I've gotten is that at least the current one is pretty fucking stupid.

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Proto_Spark
08/26/25 1:11:04 PM
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Wasn't Hitler known for being pretty stupid? Like they took advantage of their neighbours being wholly underdeveloped, but once they started fighting on similar levels they started losing ground everywhere.

And similar to Trump, everyone was afraid to break any bad news to Hitler which kept letting him make stupid military decisions.
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Enclave
08/26/25 1:12:38 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Don't say Trump.

Why are we not allowed to give the objectively correct answer?

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UnholyMudcrab
08/26/25 1:17:02 PM
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Thompson posted...
Wasn't there a Paraguyan leader who declared war on all on its neighboring countries, force conscripted every adult male, and consequently got over half of the country's population killed?
Francisco Solano Lopez

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Letsago
08/26/25 1:27:27 PM
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Hospy posted...
Francisco Macas Nguema

He's like Pol Pot but if he was also insane and on drugs, not as well known probably because Equatorial Guinea isn't that big a country.
This guy claimed that Hitler wanted to help liberate Africa but just got "confused"

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Pow_Pow_Punishment
08/26/25 1:29:51 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
Wasn't Hitler known for being pretty stupid? Like they took advantage of their neighbours being wholly underdeveloped, but once they started fighting on similar levels they started losing ground everywhere.

And similar to Trump, everyone was afraid to break any bad news to Hitler which kept letting him make stupid military decisions.
Declaring war on the Soviet Union and the United States in the same war might be the stupidest idea in history, but it's almost too easy.

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Hospy
08/26/25 1:32:38 PM
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Letsago posted...
This guy claimed that Hitler wanted to help liberate Africa but just got "confused"
The funny part is that doesn't even register very high on the very long list of bizarre stuff he did.
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kingdrake2
08/26/25 1:35:44 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Don't say Trump.


he specified his real name. we'll just call him Ronald (fits the bill) aka the porky pig party is led by him.

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AceMos
08/26/25 1:37:47 PM
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all dictators are stupid by nature

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divot1338
08/26/25 1:38:43 PM
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Donald Drumpf

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CableZL
08/26/25 1:43:36 PM
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I'm not particularly knowledgeable on the intelligence levels of dictators of the present or past, but...

Has any other dictator said dumb shit on the level of:
  • Windmill noises cause cancer
  • Wind turbines in the ocean kill whales



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TheGreatEscape
08/26/25 1:44:14 PM
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saparmurat niyazov in turkmenistan was a unique kind of deranged

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Tyranthraxus
08/26/25 1:48:00 PM
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texanfan27 posted...
Benito Mussolini I think is one least competent.
Mussolini's version of January 6 was actually successful so I don't think you can say he's the least competent.

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Tyranthraxus
08/26/25 1:50:34 PM
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Anyway this guy gets my vote.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin

I think WWE back when it was still WWF had a wrestler who was a parody of him and their gimmick was basically just being insane.

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Powdered_Toast
08/26/25 1:53:49 PM
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SgtBash posted...
Was it not Chile and Pinochet that did that?
Paraguay definitely did that in the late 19th century.

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modena
08/26/25 1:55:28 PM
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Yeah I would go with the crazy guy who ran Turkmenistan.

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Sayoria
08/26/25 1:55:55 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Don't say Trump.

Fine. Dorito Pussilini

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bIuerain
08/26/25 2:23:27 PM
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Yea pol pot

Hitler was pretty fucking stupid. Well, maybe it was just him being a drug addict. Nazi high administrative positions was filled with druggies, it explains many of their self-destructive decisions.

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SydnieStarlight
08/26/25 2:26:05 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Don't say Trump.
Why ask a question with an objectively correct answer and then preemptively reject that answer?

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ReturnOfDevsman
08/26/25 2:29:00 PM
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I came in here just to make sure post #2 was Trump, only to find post #1 is Trump.

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Pow_Pow_Punishment
08/26/25 2:33:44 PM
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Hospy posted...
Francisco Macas Nguema

He's like Pol Pot but if he was also insane and on drugs, not as well known probably because Equatorial Guinea isn't that big a country.
Holy shit, thanks for giving me something to read.

"Even at this early point of his career, Macas Nguema already exhibited erratic tendencies. In a conference to discuss the future independence of Equatorial Guinea at Madrid, he suddenly began an "incoherent eulogy of the Nazis", claiming that Adolf Hitler had wanted to save Africans from colonialism and only got "confused", causing him to attempt to conquer Europe.[16] At one point he declared himself a "Hitlerian-Marxist"

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nocturnal_traveler
08/26/25 2:33:59 PM
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Kublai Kahn. His grandfather was an infamous warlord, and he suffered a humiliating defeat by water.

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lilORANG
08/26/25 2:53:01 PM
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SydnieStarlight posted...
Why ask a question with an objectively correct answer and then preemptively reject that answer?
Because I want to compare them to Trump. Trump is largely seen as a wannabe dictator bc he is too stupid to effectively coup. It gives me a shred of hope that despite his best efforts, he is simply too dumb to accomplish his goals.

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ROBBAN
08/26/25 3:01:12 PM
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are we counting Monarchies of history as as form of Dictatorship?

cause there's probably a few in there, like some inbred Habsburg or that English Henry guy who started centuries of religious conflict just cause he wanted to get some new pussy

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ReturnOfDevsman
08/26/25 3:01:52 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Because I want to compare them to Trump. Trump is largely seen as a wannabe dictator bc he is too stupid to effectively coup. It gives me a shred of hope that despite his best efforts, he is simply too dumb to accomplish his goals.
What you do then is ask who are the two dumbest dictators in history, so everyone gets to say Trump and then also name another.

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myusernameislame
08/26/25 3:07:28 PM
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Reading some of these examples, it feels like recency bias to say Trump is actually dumber than them (even though he's definitely close).
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nocturnal_traveler
08/26/25 3:10:36 PM
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myusernameislame posted...
Reading some of these examples, it feels like recency bias to say Trump is actually dumber than them (even though he's definitely close).
Hopefully Trump stays in the wannable category. Not only for America's well being, but so he could go down in history as something worse than a has-been; a never-was.

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Smiffwilm
08/26/25 3:13:26 PM
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The current one.

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Thanatos_the_Great
08/26/25 3:15:17 PM
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If we're counting hereditary monarchs who had dictatorial power, Tsar Nicholas II has to be a strong candidate.

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McSame_as_Bush
08/26/25 3:21:27 PM
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Surprised no one has said Mao. "Brilliant" mind behind the worst man-made disaster in history and leader of the campaign that lead to the torture, murder, and sometimes digestion of the educated people in the county.
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ReturnOfDevsman
08/26/25 3:23:50 PM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
Surprised no one has said Mao. Brilliant mind behind the worst man-made disaster in history and leader of the campaign that lead to the torture, murder, and sometimes digestion of the educated people in the county.
The thing about dumb people is they're usually not brilliant.

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McmadnessV3
08/26/25 3:28:07 PM
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Dunno about dumbest but its telling that the allies decided Hitler being alive and in charge was actually better for them than trying to have him assassinated.

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