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Alucard188 08/27/25 9:23:03 AM #1:	https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/us/politics/trump-sandwich-assault-indictment-justice-department.html lol Gonna be downgraded to a misdemeanor, just like that other person. There is no credibility for this Department of Justice. They are all fucking clowns. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:986221194] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/us/politics/trump-sandwich-assault-indictment-justice-department.htmllolGonna be downgraded to a misdemeanor, just like that other person. There is no credibility for this Department of Justice. They are all fucking clowns.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Takuya_Lee 08/27/25 9:26:10 AM #2:	That's twice they failed to indict a ham sandwich. I blame it both on the charges and DoJ not having good lawyers anymore. --- Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault. <cite>Takuya_Lee posted [p:986221221] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>That's twice they failed to indict a ham sandwich. I blame it both on the charges and DoJ not having good lawyers anymore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KaZooo 08/27/25 9:30:57 AM #3:	Lmao that sandwich artist is going to be back on the streets in no time. Stay vigilant of your surroundings! You might take a sandwich to the face! Our government failed to protect us. --- Competing every night, both ends, shoot inside/outside, fast break, transition, Monta Ellis have it all <cite>KaZooo posted [p:986221258] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>Lmao that sandwich artist is going to be back on the streets in no time. Stay vigilant of your surroundings! You might take a sandwich to the face! Our government failed to protect us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 08/27/25 9:31:14 AM #4:	There's no double jeopardy for indictments, even for the same charges. They'll keep trying. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:986221260] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>There's no double jeopardy for indictments, even for the same charges.They'll keep trying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patriotwolf 08/27/25 9:31:48 AM #5:	No Jury would have convicted him. And he would have been dumb to take a plea deal. --- "You're just one big headache, and I got a pistol full of aspirin" <cite>Patriotwolf posted [p:986221267] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>No Jury would have convicted him. And he would have been dumb to take a plea deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patriotwolf 08/27/25 9:33:01 AM #6:	KaZooo posted... Lmao that sandwich artist is going to be back on the streets in no time. Stay vigilant of your surroundings! You might take a sandwich to the face! Our government failed to protect us. I feel like he would only throw a sandwich in someone's face if they deserved it. --- "You're just one big headache, and I got a pistol full of aspirin" <cite>Patriotwolf posted [p:986221274] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>KaZooo posted... </cite><quote>Lmao that sandwich artist is going to be back on the streets in no time. Stay vigilant of your surroundings! You might take a sandwich to the face! Our government failed to protect us.</quote>I feel like he would only throw a sandwich in someone's face if they deserved it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 08/27/25 9:44:06 AM #7:	What?! What do you mean a subway sandwich isn't a deadly weapon? Haven't these judges ever had the misfortune of eating one?! This is totally a felony! ~~/s obviously.~~ --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:986221372] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>What?! What do you mean a subway sandwich isn't a deadly weapon? Haven't these judges ever had the misfortune of eating one?! This is totally a felony! /s obviously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 08/27/25 9:54:52 AM #8:	Starks posted... There's no double jeopardy for indictments, even for the same charges. They'll keep trying. daily reminder that the judicial system is a broken piece of shit used as a political tool instead of a means of justice... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:986221447] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>Starks posted... </cite><quote>There's no double jeopardy for indictments, even for the same charges.They'll keep trying.</quote>daily reminder that the judicial system is a broken piece of shit used as a political tool instead of a means of justice...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/27/25 10:03:12 AM #9:	Dubya would have caught that sandwich. https://youtube.com/shorts/qHZwVUCrn9I?si=J9vshOokp2MMi0zN --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:986221512] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>Dubya would have caught that sandwich.https://youtube.com/shorts/qHZwVUCrn9I?si=J9vshOokp2MMi0zN</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 08/27/25 10:09:40 AM #10:	KaZooo posted... Lmao that sandwich artist is going to be back on the streets in no time. Stay vigilant of your surroundings! You might take a sandwich to the face! Our government failed to protect us. The only way to stop a bad guy with a sandwich is a good guy with a sandwich! --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:986221574] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>KaZooo posted... </cite><quote>Lmao that sandwich artist is going to be back on the streets in no time. Stay vigilant of your surroundings! You might take a sandwich to the face! Our government failed to protect us.</quote>The only way to stop a bad guy with a sandwich is a good guy with a sandwich! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/27/25 10:17:06 AM #11:	Has anyone asked the NRA for their opinion? ~~NRA = National Restaurant Association~~ --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:986221638] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>Has anyone asked the NRA for their opinion?NRA = National Restaurant Association</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 08/27/25 11:24:06 AM #12:	monkmith posted... daily reminder that the judicial system is a broken piece of shit used as a political tool instead of a means of justice... I think the problem is more inherent that we're a bit of a lone wolf in using grand juries when most other countries don't have them or abolished them. But then as we can see, prosecutorial overreach is punished by grand juries at times. Whether it's a coordinated grand jury nullification effort or just not wanting to provide a true bill. Contrast with Japan where they will hold you until you confess to a crime you didn't commit. Just to chase that 99% conviction rate. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:986222276] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite><quote>daily reminder that the judicial system is a broken piece of shit used as a political tool instead of a means of justice...</quote>I think the problem is more inherent that we're a bit of a lone wolf in using grand juries when most other countries don't have them or abolished them.But then as we can see, prosecutorial overreach is punished by grand juries at times. Whether it's a coordinated grand jury nullification effort or just not wanting to provide a true bill.Contrast with Japan where they will hold you until you confess to a crime you didn't commit. Just to chase that 99% conviction rate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 08/27/25 11:25:30 AM #13:	Isn't throwing food considered to be a non violent assault? --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:986222287] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>Isn't throwing food considered to be a non violent assault?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 08/27/25 11:26:19 AM #14:	Don't throw food in general. Today it could be a sandwich, tomorrow it's a beer bottle. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:986222296] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>Don't throw food in general. Today it could be a sandwich, tomorrow it's a beer bottle.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 08/27/25 11:27:10 AM #15:	monkmith posted... daily reminder that the judicial system is a broken piece of shit used as a political tool instead of a means of justice... I mean that's a solid take in general but what does that have to do about Jeopardy attaching at Grand jury? That would be kinda ridiculous in its own right. --- Science and Algorithms <cite>lilORANG posted [p:986222309] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite><quote>daily reminder that the judicial system is a broken piece of shit used as a political tool instead of a means of justice...</quote>I mean that's a solid take in general but what does that have to do about Jeopardy attaching at Grand jury? That would be kinda ridiculous in its own right. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 08/27/25 11:30:55 AM #16:	Is mayonnaise a deadly instrument? --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:986222350] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>Is mayonnaise a deadly instrument?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartavisBryant 08/27/25 11:43:03 AM #17:	Just how sharp was that cheddar? --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong <cite>MartavisBryant posted [p:986222496] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>Just how sharp was that cheddar?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 08/27/25 11:46:48 AM #18:	lilORANG posted... I mean that's a solid take in general but what does that have to do about Jeopardy attaching at Grand jury? That would be kinda ridiculous in its own right. grand jury is a political tool pretending to be a judicial tool. the jury is hand picked by the prosecution, and the evidence heard is entirely decided by the prosecution. 99 times out of 100 the point of a grand jury is to either hype up a case or give a public reason to quietly bury it. Starks posted... But then as we can see, prosecutorial overreach is punished by grand juries at times. Whether it's a coordinated grand jury nullification effort or just not wanting to provide a true bill. it does bring up the question. is the prosecutor just a complete dumbass, seems unlikely with the huge amount of education needed to become a lawyer; or did they just not want to pursue the case and just needed some theater. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:986222537] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite><quote>I mean that's a solid take in general but what does that have to do about Jeopardy attaching at Grand jury? That would be kinda ridiculous in its own right.</quote>grand jury is a political tool pretending to be a judicial tool. the jury is hand picked by the prosecution, and the evidence heard is entirely decided by the prosecution. 99 times out of 100 the point of a grand jury is to either hype up a case or give a public reason to quietly bury it.Starks posted... </cite><quote>But then as we can see, prosecutorial overreach is punished by grand juries at times. Whether it's a coordinated grand jury nullification effort or just not wanting to provide a true bill.</quote>it does bring up the question. is the prosecutor just a complete dumbass, seems unlikely with the huge amount of education needed to become a lawyer; or did they just not want to pursue the case and just needed some theater.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Takuya_Lee 08/27/25 11:51:34 AM #19:	monkmith posted... grand jury is a political tool pretending to be a judicial tool. the jury is hand picked by the prosecution, and the evidence heard is entirely decided by the prosecution. 99 times out of 100 the point of a grand jury is to either hype up a case or give a public reason to quietly bury it. While that may be true, the fact a hand picked grand jury did not return an indictment that was wanted is very telling. --- Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault. <cite>Takuya_Lee posted [p:986222576] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite><quote>grand jury is a political tool pretending to be a judicial tool. the jury is hand picked by the prosecution, and the evidence heard is entirely decided by the prosecution. 99 times out of 100 the point of a grand jury is to either hype up a case or give a public reason to quietly bury it.</quote>While that may be true, the fact a hand picked grand jury did not return an indictment that was wanted is very telling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 08/27/25 11:54:18 AM #20:	monkmith posted... it does bring up the question. is the prosecutor just a complete dumbass, seems unlikely with the huge amount of education needed to become a lawyer; or did they just not want to pursue the case and just needed some theater. Not all lawyers are good. I'd imagine there aren't very many good ones willing to do the work of Trumps regime. <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:986222600] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite><quote>it does bring up the question. is the prosecutor just a complete dumbass, seems unlikely with the huge amount of education needed to become a lawyer; or did they just not want to pursue the case and just needed some theater.</quote>Not all lawyers are good. I'd imagine there aren't very many good ones willing to do the work of Trumps regime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 08/27/25 12:01:33 PM #21:	BlackScythe0 posted... Not all lawyers are good. I'd imagine there aren't very many good ones willing to do the work of Trumps regime. the thing is you shouldn't even have to be a good lawyer to win a grand jury conviction, its rigged from the start after all. i can accept that the DOJ lawyers are all raging dumbasses but losing at your own grand jury hearing without intending to is a very low bar. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:986222667] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>BlackScythe0 posted... </cite><quote>Not all lawyers are good. I'd imagine there aren't very many good ones willing to do the work of Trumps regime.</quote>the thing is you shouldn't even have to be a good lawyer to win a grand jury conviction, its rigged from the start after all. i can accept that the DOJ lawyers are all raging dumbasses but losing at your own grand jury hearing without intending to is a very low bar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 08/27/25 12:09:17 PM #22:	monkmith posted... the thing is you shouldn't even have to be a good lawyer to win a grand jury conviction, its rigged from the start after all. i can accept that the DOJ lawyers are all raging dumbasses but losing at your own grand jury hearing without intending to is a very low bar. I suspect they have difficulty finding a jury willing to defend ice especially given that it is basically impossible to get a meaningful injury from a sub sandwich. Were I put on a jury I don't think I could ever find it in my self to rule in favor of ice <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:986222721] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite><quote>the thing is you shouldn't even have to be a good lawyer to win a grand jury conviction, its rigged from the start after all. i can accept that the DOJ lawyers are all raging dumbasses but losing at your own grand jury hearing without intending to is a very low bar.</quote>I suspect they have difficulty finding a jury willing to defend ice especially given that it is basically impossible to get a meaningful injury from a sub sandwich.Were I put on a jury I don't think I could ever find it in my self to rule in favor of ice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 08/27/25 12:11:03 PM #23:	Even though the process is secret, I don't understand how you fuck up video evidence that would normally be sufficient enough for probable cause. That's either a drooling level of incompetence or DC just not wanting any part of it. It's probably a little bit of both. This is supposed to be one of the easiest things a prosecutor goes through. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:986222734] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>Even though the process is secret, I don't understand how you fuck up video evidence that would normally be sufficient enough for probable cause. That's either a drooling level of incompetence or DC just not wanting any part of it.It's probably a little bit of both. This is supposed to be one of the easiest things a prosecutor goes through.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sfcalimari 08/29/25 8:52:36 PM #25:	__aCEr__ posted... Is mayonnaise a deadly instrument? It can cause prostate cancer, so yes! --- I will now sell five copies of the Three EP's by the Beta Band. <cite>sfcalimari posted [p:986246995] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>__aCEr__ posted... </cite><quote>Is mayonnaise a deadly instrument?</quote>It can cause prostate cancer, so yes!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 08/29/25 9:04:27 PM #26:	https://youtu.be/LGxH8pGzrjY?si=NY1C-6fF1VQ9CoLI --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:986247113] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/LGxH8pGzrjY?si=NY1C-6fF1VQ9CoLI</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImagineUsngAlts 08/31/25 12:34:22 AM #27:	Haha that's what I like to see --- Don't trust the ones below level 33 <cite>ImagineUsngAlts posted [p:986257907] in DC DOJ fai... [t:81032856]...</cite> <quote>Haha that's what I like to see</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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