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devilminion
09/04/25 7:49:14 PM
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It's been rumored for a few weeks, and now it's going to be official.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/09/04/donald-trump-pentagon-department-of-war/85980411007/
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/73b45999.jpg

Nothing says deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize like dialing an agency name back to its wartime version
And let's not forget Trump's comment last month when he said that he could suspend elections during wartime

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K181
09/04/25 7:50:58 PM
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Imagine being such a simpleton that something like this would excite you.

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pegusus123456
09/04/25 7:51:30 PM
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Not only is this stupid, it's going to cost millions of dollars in rebranding.

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Strider102
09/04/25 7:52:29 PM
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Department of Stupidity instead of Education next.

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Dark_Moon
09/04/25 7:52:46 PM
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Waste of money and more degrades for other countries to look at. Pretty sure he will try to start a war to stay in power, even though it not part of our constitution

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thronedfire2
09/04/25 7:53:39 PM
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K181 posted...
Imagine being such a simpleton that something like this would excite you.

department of maybe hell be able to get an erection now

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LinkDaLunatic
09/04/25 7:54:19 PM
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He was right. When you're a star, they let you do anything. He just walked right up and grabbed America by the pussy.

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Strider102
09/04/25 7:55:26 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
He was right. When you're a star, they let you do anything. He just walked right up and grabbed America by the pussy.

It was better than the alternative.

I mean, can you imagine someone who laughs?

Terrifying.

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K181
09/04/25 7:55:46 PM
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On a side tangent, way back when podcasts were a newish thing, a few of my buddies and I in college started a baseball podcast called the Department of WAR. Lasted three episodes and got maybe forty listens.

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monkmith
09/04/25 7:57:57 PM
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when do we invade poland?

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foxhound101
09/04/25 7:58:12 PM
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Good thing we elected the president of pee...I mean, president of peace.

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devilminion
09/05/25 4:56:28 PM
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And there we go

"Were going to go on offense not just on defense. Maximum lethality. Not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. Were gonna raise up warriors"
https://x.com/EdKrassen/status/1964062730555408483

I worry for Canada and Greenland.

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TheGoldenEel
09/05/25 4:58:15 PM
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That tweet is unhinged holy shit

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KajeI
09/05/25 4:58:39 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Not only is this stupid, it's going to cost millions of dollars in rebranding.
^

And what do they mean "bring back"? Fucking Fox man.

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TomClark
09/05/25 5:01:05 PM
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Bleak

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BewmHedshot
09/05/25 5:01:16 PM
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The Peace Candidate creates department of WAR to distract from the Trump-Epstein scandal.
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cdarr18
09/05/25 5:01:28 PM
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KajeI posted...
^

And what do they mean "bring back"? Fucking Fox man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_War

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KajeI
09/05/25 5:02:18 PM
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cdarr18 posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_War
My god. Well I'll hold that L then.

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Starks
09/05/25 5:02:41 PM
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war.gov is insane to look at

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Prestoff
09/05/25 5:02:46 PM
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Who are we going to war with?

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Sandalorn
09/05/25 5:03:09 PM
#22:


Donald the Dove!
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devilminion
09/05/25 5:04:56 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Who are we going to war with?

https://i.imgur.com/8L9PbeM.gif

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EPR-radar
09/05/25 5:05:19 PM
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Fascists always need war and the threat/promise of war to prop up their regimes.

E.g., "we have always been at war with Eastasia"

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Starks
09/05/25 5:06:20 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Who are we going to war with?
Ourselves

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Sandalorn
09/05/25 5:06:27 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Who are we going to war with?


The Western World
Democracy
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People of Color
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mercurydude
09/05/25 5:06:36 PM
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devilminion posted...
Were gonna raise up warriors"

Translation: we're gonna ship the children of the poors off to die in elective wars. The worthwhile need not worry... pay a special fee to Fuhrer Trump and we'll even let your son use his own bone spurs excuse to be exempted!

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DoesntMatter
09/05/25 5:07:32 PM
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fucking disgusting authoritarian bullshit

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creativerealms
09/05/25 5:10:12 PM
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The peace president everyone.

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legendary_zell
09/05/25 5:13:23 PM
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He kept us out of war.

Basically saying you're going to start wars of aggression and break international law. Not that we weren't doing that already but it's even worse to gleefully say it.

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Rantman
09/05/25 5:13:26 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Who are we going to war with?
Blue states or Venezuela probably

Either way, it's all so tiring.

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orcus_snake
09/05/25 5:13:58 PM
#33:


time to rebrand the police as department of love while we're at it.

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1NfamousACE_2
09/05/25 6:40:30 PM
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They said the rebranding would cost billions

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RchHomieQuanChi
09/05/25 6:42:17 PM
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Imagine all the wasted taxpayer dollars and time on updating every document using the old name all purely for a political stunt.

BTW, coming from the President who campaigned on "ending all wars"

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SaikyoStyle
09/05/25 6:56:41 PM
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All because that dumb drunk piece of shit wants to be called Secretary of War.

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B18Champ
09/05/25 7:06:06 PM
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War with Russia, China or the robots is pretty much inevitable at this point so a name change is appropriate.

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Sonixs
09/05/25 7:55:19 PM
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tripleh213
09/05/25 7:56:04 PM
#39:


See if he died then this wouldn't have happened

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Hexenherz
09/05/25 8:30:51 PM
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KajeI posted...
My god. Well I'll hold that L then.
No, don't. Because the original War Department was actually the Army. The Navy was a separate Department.

A lot of shit changed in 1947, it wasn't just a renaming

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Ruvan22
09/08/25 12:07:55 PM
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Sonixs posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2ddc3b0e.jpg

For a second I thought that was a picture from 1984
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Heineken14
09/08/25 12:14:38 PM
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B18Champ posted...
War with Russia, China or the robots is pretty much inevitable at this point so a name change is appropriate.

No it isn't. What dumb fucking reasoning. lol

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masterpug53
09/08/25 12:17:21 PM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
All because that dumb drunk piece of shit wants to be called Secretary of War.

He's going to be very disappointed when people calling him "secwar" doesn't sound nearly as cool as it did in his head.

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