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BlueBoy675
09/09/25 3:40:13 PM
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Ugly as shit and they take up way too much space. I also hate having one next to you in traffic and you cant see shit. And they always have the dont tread on me plate. Every. Single. Time

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Accolon
09/09/25 3:41:11 PM
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Nothing says "my penis is small and I love fascism " like a lifted pickup

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specialkid8
09/09/25 3:42:40 PM
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I'll take a normal lifted truck over a squatted truck though. Then you just look like an asshole instead of a stupid asshole.

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monkmith
09/09/25 3:45:29 PM
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god damn right, assholes driving around in fuck massive trucks for general use are bad enough, lifting them makes it unsafe for anyone in a regular ass car to drive.

specialkid8 posted...
I'll take a normal lifted truck over a squatted truck though. Then you just look like an asshole instead of a stupid asshole.
i'd seriously consider slashing the tires of any squat truck i ever saw.

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MarshMellow
09/09/25 3:47:26 PM
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They also need a sticker with a little spiky haired kid pissing on their rival brand's logo, because caring what other people drive is important.
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HighSeraph
09/09/25 3:48:07 PM
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And they're always in the handicap spots

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BlueBoy675
09/09/25 3:53:42 PM
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And you know those fuckers arent hauling shit with those monstrosities too

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Sephirothe
09/09/25 3:57:16 PM
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Accolon posted...
Nothing says "my penis is small and I love fascism " like a lifted pickup


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Payzmaykr
09/09/25 4:00:13 PM
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Vehicles are way too big now. We should have banned civilian-use V8 motors under Obama, which would eliminate a lot of the oversized trucks/SUVs.
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Trumpo
09/09/25 4:13:13 PM
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First to complain when is up a couple of cents.

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DrizztLink
09/09/25 4:14:20 PM
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I'm not sure I've ever seen a truck with four back tires that is parked within the lines.

Or even particularly close.

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Sandalorn
09/09/25 4:16:42 PM
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There is a direct correlation of how big ones truck is to how big of an asshole you are on the streets.

My god, do they love to tailgate you.
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UnholyMudcrab
09/09/25 4:17:08 PM
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They all seem to have collectively made it their mission in life to park next to me and completely block my view as I'm trying to leave the parking space.

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specialkid8
09/09/25 4:54:51 PM
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Accolon posted...
Nothing says "my penis is small
This really needs to stop. It's just so gross and lame.

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Sephirothe
09/09/25 5:10:05 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
This really needs to stop. It's just so gross and lame.
Lifted pickup truck owner found

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DrizztLink
09/09/25 5:45:40 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
This really needs to stop. It's just so gross and lame.
Lame is an offensive pejorative for the differently abled.

As long as we're clutching pearls.

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FolkenRawr
09/09/25 6:02:58 PM
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MarshMellow posted...
They also need a sticker with a little spiky haired kid pissing on their rival brand's logo, because caring what other people drive is important.

... His name is Calvin

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DrizztLink
09/09/25 6:05:49 PM
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FolkenRawr posted...
... His name is Calvin
No the fuck it isn't, Bill Watterson had nothing to do with it.

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Ya_dun_goofed
09/09/25 6:06:49 PM
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I agree, its stupid af to lift a high way vehicle... If you're never going to offroad don't buy a jeep/bronco and don't lift your fucking truck >.>

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AbstraktProfSC2
09/09/25 6:39:35 PM
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had some dude in a truck pull up behind me at a light and his dumbass led lights HAD to be on bright
i couldnt see shit. it was hard to see if the stoplight was even still red. it lit up the whole inside of my car. been a long time since i wanted to get outta my car and go to someone elses window. but hes gotta live life with a little micro wiener

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Homeless_Waifu
09/09/25 6:45:51 PM
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I pull over whenever I see one.
I'm not trusting my life to some dude that's in a wannabe monster truck >__>

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Chadawah
09/09/25 6:45:56 PM
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AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
had some dude in a truck pull up behind me at a light and his dumbass led lights HAD to be on bright
i couldnt see shit. it was hard to see if the stoplight was even still red. it lit up the whole inside of my car. been a long time since i wanted to get outta my car and go to someone elses window. but hes gotta live life with a little micro wiener
They are probably too stupid to know they are supposed to adjust their headlights after install so they light up the road and not the cars in front.

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TMOG
09/09/25 6:47:55 PM
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I don't know if bad drivers are naturally attracted to pickup trucks, or if pickup trucks make people into bad drivers. It's a real chicken-and-the-egg situation.

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wanderingshade
09/09/25 6:53:08 PM
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I just want a Honda Acty with a customized wooden truck bed.


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monkmith
09/09/25 6:57:51 PM
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TMOG posted...
I don't know if bad drivers are naturally attracted to pickup trucks, or if pickup trucks make people into bad drivers. It's a real chicken-and-the-egg situation.
its the first, there's a very long history of car makers/dealerships pushing the idea that road safety and poor driving can be mitigated as long as your car is bigger then the person you hit.

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Southernfatman
09/09/25 6:58:17 PM
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They're always spotless like they never ever have hauled anything except a recliner or something. They're usually owned by rich douchebags or the douchebag sons of rich douchebags. They think their "deddy" buying a truck means they're cool.

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specialkid8
09/09/25 7:26:51 PM
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TMOG posted...
I don't know if bad drivers are naturally attracted to pickup trucks
It's this. Pretty much anyone who gets a car that's much beyond "I need this to get from point A to point B" is a jackass. Be that big trucks, luxury, or sports cars.

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Rexdragon125
09/09/25 7:38:52 PM
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>Drive half the speed limit at all times because it's cool in hick logic
>Start a balls to the wall drag race with anyone attempting to pass due to flaming inferiority complex
>Always take obnoxiously wide right turns like they're pretending to haul a semi trailer
>Never actually have anything in the pickup bed
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monkmith
09/09/25 7:44:50 PM
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Rexdragon125 posted...
Drive half the speed limit at all times because it's cool in hick logic
i have shared the road with hick truck drivers for a long time and this is only true when they're not behind you. then they tailgate the fuck out of you even if you're driving 10 miles over the speed limit and eventually get pissed off and weave around with without a signal only to slam on the breaks at the next red light.

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Ryven
09/09/25 7:48:01 PM
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And they have a tailpipe the size of a fucking basketball and a thundercloud of black comes out every time they hit the gas.

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Sandalorn
09/09/25 7:52:03 PM
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monkmith posted...
i have shared the road with hick truck drivers for a long time and this is only true when they're not behind you. then they tailgate the fuck out of you even if you're driving 10 miles over the speed limit and eventually get pissed off and weave around with without a signal only to slam on the breaks at the next red light.


Seriously. Especially if you have a compact or smaller car. It's like they get pissed you are not driving a semi like them and they are going to let you know.
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UnholyMudcrab
09/09/25 7:54:07 PM
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monkmith posted...
i have shared the road with hick truck drivers for a long time and this is only true when they're not behind you. then they tailgate the fuck out of you even if you're driving 10 miles over the speed limit and eventually get pissed off and weave around with without a signal only to slam on the breaks at the next red light.
And they will always, the entire time they're behind you, be blinding you with their high beams, their light bar, or both.

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ablegator
09/09/25 7:56:16 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
I pull over whenever I see one.
I'm not trusting my life to some dude that's in a wannabe monster truck >__>
I wouldnt be able to drive anywhere if I did this. They are legion where I live now.

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Vokrent
09/09/25 7:56:30 PM
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i need to find that image again of how the front blind spot works on various sizes of vehicles.

i really wish i would have saved it for the people i know IRL who keep defending their truck as safe by going "it's so high up you can see everything around you"

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Trumpo
09/09/25 8:39:43 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
I just want a Honda Acty with a customized wooden truck bed.
Some lobbying group compromised many state DMV's, it and other Kei vehicles cannot be registered.

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monkeysRfunny
09/09/25 8:44:42 PM
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Rexdragon125 posted...
>Drive half the speed limit at all times because it's cool in hick logic
>Start a balls to the wall drag race with anyone attempting to pass due to flaming inferiority complex
>Always take obnoxiously wide right turns like they're pretending to haul a semi trailer
>Never actually have anything in the pickup bed
Dont forget the obnoxiously loud music and/or exhaust


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Villain_S_Fiend
09/09/25 8:45:50 PM
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"Of course I can drive 80 on snowy highways. My truck knows what to do."

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TMOG
09/09/25 8:46:56 PM
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Rexdragon125 posted...
>Drive half the speed limit at all times because it's cool in hick logic
Most pickup drivers I encounter in the city want to speed all the time and will tailgate the car in front of them to try and intimidate them into either speeding as well or moving over

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GeminiDeus
09/09/25 8:47:12 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f3047cea.jpg

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GenesisReturns
09/09/25 8:49:12 PM
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The trucks dont bother me its the Prius doing 50 mph in the fast lane trying to get their 60mpg.
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monkmith
09/09/25 9:03:39 PM
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Trumpo posted...
Some lobbying group compromised many state DMV's, it and other Kei vehicles cannot be registered.
fucking chicken tax...

monkeysRfunny posted...
Dont forget the obnoxiously loud music and/or exhaust
or horn. ran into an asshole who put a train horn on his fuck massive truck a few weeks back.

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Villain_S_Fiend
09/09/25 9:04:03 PM
#43:


GenesisReturns posted...
The trucks dont bother me its the Prius doing 50 mph in the fast lane trying to get their 60mpg.
When I had a Prius I got pulled over doing 100 on the freeway. When the cop walked up, the first thing he said was "I didn't know these things could go that fast."

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misterbum
09/09/25 9:11:01 PM
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Normal rules of a 4-way stop: First car at the stop goes first

Big truck drivers interpretation of the rule: My vehicle is the biggest, so I go first

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mybbqrules
09/09/25 9:18:06 PM
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And they're almost universally driven by a 5"7, bearded, tattooed, Tapout shirted MAGA douchebro with a chip on his shoulder.

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mybbqrules
09/09/25 9:20:36 PM
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Sephirothe posted...
Lifted pickup truck owner found
My tag for them is "deflects Trump being a nazi", so...

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Villain_S_Fiend
09/09/25 9:25:55 PM
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misterbum posted...
Normal rules of a 4-way stop: First car at the stop goes first

Big truck drivers interpretation of the rule: My vehicle is the biggest, so I go first
That same driver is on his way home from work, where he complained to coworkers about how black people in the city don't obey stop signs.

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Paragon21XX
09/09/25 9:48:14 PM
#49:


BlueBoy675 posted...
And they always have the dont tread on me plate. Every. Single. Time
I was once behind one of those six-wheeled diesel pickups with a personalized Gadsden flag plate that read TNY PP.

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JohnEtrav
09/09/25 10:08:01 PM
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Holy shit theres some pent up rage in this topic.

I just moved to the hick part of NoVa and I drive a minivan around.

I just let the assholes driving go by and do my own thing.

I dont care if they drive jacked up trucks, souped up cars, low riders, or obnoxious motorcycles, assholes are gonna asshole.

Ive spent way too much time on the road to know a little irritation can ramp up fast. I try and keep it zen.

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Aztex
09/09/25 10:23:06 PM
#51:


Accolon posted...
Nothing says "my penis is small and I love fascism " like a lifted pickup

Very offensive post either everyone has a penis or you're just targeting people with a penis. I've seen all types of people driving lifted trucks here in Houston specifically when it floods and they're usually helping others.


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