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PowerOats
09/15/25 12:14:10 PM
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https://mobile.x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1967619552180842674

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Solar_Crimson
09/15/25 12:17:13 PM
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Can't believe they brought back the Blast Processing commercial for this.

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LordFarquad1312
09/15/25 12:17:37 PM
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Is the game available on Switch 2 or is Sega literally treating Nintendo players like second class citizens?

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KFHEWUI
09/15/25 12:19:29 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Is the game available on Switch 2 or is Sega literally treating Nintendo players like second class citizens?

Yes, but it will release later. There was even an open beta for the game for consoles including Switch.

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OniLink5000
09/15/25 12:20:16 PM
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y does sanic need a car?

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Ivynn
09/15/25 12:20:44 PM
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LMAO that commercial style hit right in the nostalgia

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bloodyarts
09/15/25 12:41:44 PM
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PowerOats posted...
https://mobile.x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1967619552180842674
Ok, that was beautifully done. This is probably their best promotional piece since the Saturn.

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Shotgunnova
09/15/25 12:47:28 PM
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But does it have blast processing?

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FrozenBananas
09/15/25 12:48:47 PM
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OniLink5000 posted...
y does sanic need a car?

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hes handicapping himself because he knows its not a fair race if hes on his feet


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HashtagSEP
09/15/25 12:51:28 PM
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To make it fair for everybody else. Being in vehicles puts them all on even footing. This was actually stated in one of the games.

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viewmaster_pi
09/15/25 1:06:56 PM
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a small flame sparked to life within my crusty 90s heart

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Akuryu
09/15/25 1:31:32 PM
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I'd be more excited about Sonic Kart if it wasn't going to be stuffed with microtransactions.
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Frosted_Midna
09/15/25 1:43:59 PM
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Or the fact the game is expensive and the DLC characters have no voices (even Joker lacks voice). Lower the price.

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Akuryu
09/15/25 1:50:08 PM
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Its weird for Sega to take shots at Mario/Nintendo, since I'd imagine Sonic games sell better on Switch than Xbox or Playstation.
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DragulaRULEZ
09/15/25 2:03:18 PM
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How sure are we that it wasn't Crash Team Racing? Do you have the ability to unblur things with your mind?!

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thenotoriouscat
09/15/25 2:22:55 PM
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throiw

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Hambo
09/15/25 2:38:51 PM
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DragulaRULEZ posted...
How sure are we that it wasn't Crash Team Racing? Do you have the ability to unblur things with your mind?!
That is NOT Crash Team Racing. It don't look like it, plus if you were gonna criticize CTR(NF), you'd talk about its shitty performance and online, not its gameplay, which is peak.

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Zikten
09/15/25 2:46:58 PM
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Sega needs a victory against nintendo. It would be interesting if this game becomes a major franchise that rivals or even surpassed Mario Kart
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viewmaster_pi
09/15/25 2:53:39 PM
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DragulaRULEZ posted...
How sure are we that it wasn't Crash Team Racing? Do you have the ability to unblur things with your mind?!
i'm sure it was a mockup, not even a real game, but it's also very obviously supposed to be mario kart world, what else would "the open road" be referring to within the context of recent kart racers?

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Antiyonder
09/15/25 2:55:06 PM
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Same reason why Flash likes having a van?

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viewmaster_pi
09/15/25 2:57:51 PM
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why do people keep asking why sonic is in a car?

because it's a kart racer, same reason as all 5 or whatever of them

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Kurt_Russel
09/15/25 3:00:17 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Can't believe they brought back the Blast Processing commercial for this.
Yup
https://youtu.be/bun8tA_ksZw?si=toR6PdRBYaoo2Pwr

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Mibahlzitch
09/15/25 3:01:33 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
why do people keep asking why sonic is in a car?

because it's a kart racer, same reason as all 5 or whatever of them
Exactly. Sonic is in a car because he wants to be. He wants to race cars with them.

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