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cousinvini
10/07/25 6:11:34 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8beab6df.jpg

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ReturnOfDevsman
10/07/25 6:26:57 PM
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I have never been more glad to not know what someone is talking about.

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TMOG
10/07/25 6:27:31 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
I have never been more glad to not know what someone is talking about.


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Ivynn
10/07/25 6:31:01 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
I have never been more glad to not know what someone is talking about.


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McMarbles
10/07/25 7:29:59 PM
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Phase 3 is profit!

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ROBBAN
10/07/25 7:30:43 PM
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McMarbles posted...
Phase 3 is profit!
fuck, beat me to it

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mercurydude
10/07/25 7:33:58 PM
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I have this book on gnomes that apparently has everything there is to know about them. It even has drawings of naked gnomes and apparently is also the book David the Gnome is based on. O.o

Anywho, I will have to flip through it and see what it says about ripping off penises (penii?) at concerts.

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gigageek1500
10/07/25 7:35:54 PM
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mercurydude posted...
penii?
penes, thanks for asking

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DrizztLink
10/07/25 7:36:17 PM
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I just came here to buy some turnips, I swear.

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specialkid8
10/07/25 7:38:31 PM
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mercurydude posted...
I have this book on gnomes that apparently has everything there is to know about them. It even has drawings of naked gnomes and apparently is also the book David the Gnome is based on. O.o

Anywho, I will have to flip through it and see what it says about ripping off penises (penii?) at concerts.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4fdddaca.jpg

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Sundercles
10/07/25 7:41:08 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/31fcc4cb.jpg

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cousinvini
10/07/25 9:00:05 PM
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DragulaRULEZ
10/07/25 10:10:35 PM
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I know of Underpants Gnomes, are they related?

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ReturnOfDevsman
10/07/25 10:24:36 PM
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gigageek1500 posted...
penes, thanks for asking
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Zikten
10/07/25 10:37:47 PM
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The 70s always sounds like a great time, economically. I have heard that supposedly people on minimum wage, had more buying power than modern minimum wagers. The modern economy hasn't fairly kept up with inflation so poor people are poorer today than in the 70s
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ReturnOfDevsman
10/07/25 11:15:22 PM
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Zikten posted...
The 70s always sounds like a great time, economically. I have heard that supposedly people on minimum wage, had more buying power than modern minimum wagers. The modern economy hasn't fairly kept up with inflation so poor people are poorer today than in the 70s
There are only a handful of times since the introduction of minimum wage that it's been worse per CPI than it is now.

I forget the details, but a few months ago when I was bored I put together a table. It's not actually the worst it's ever been, but it's not far behind.

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Red_XIV
10/07/25 11:44:38 PM
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Zikten posted...
I have heard that supposedly people on minimum wage, had more buying power than modern minimum wagers.
That's not saying much, given that the minimum wage hasn't gone up since 2009. That's by far the longest period of time without a minimum wage increase since the minimum wage was first introduced in 1938.

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Sundercles
10/08/25 3:13:13 AM
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DragulaRULEZ posted...
I know of Underpants Gnomes, are they related?
They have the same God and the same religious texts starting with the Book of Genitals. Over the years, Penis Gnomes started disagreeing with the Underpants Gnomes. This came about over strict rules about how to harvest underpants and underpants related body parts.

This schism became known as the Penis Reformation when Martinome Luther nailed his 95 Thesis to a Buttholic Church. They were scrawled on a leathered foreskin from a penis he stole.

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evilpresident
10/08/25 4:05:13 AM
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Can't trust gnomes. I've seen them kidnap a man, never to be seen again.

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thenotoriouscat
10/08/25 4:47:36 AM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
I have never been more glad to not know what someone is talking about.


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Alteres
10/08/25 5:30:53 AM
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but what does minimum wage have to do with it?

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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/08/25 6:43:26 AM
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evilpresident posted...
Can't trust gnomes. I've seen them kidnap a man, never to be seen again.

I hear ICE is hiring, and this is exactly the kind of skill set they're after.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
10/08/25 7:28:35 AM
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I'm glad David was a regular gnome and not a dick gnome.

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