Poll of the Day > if you were a dish would you prefer being hand washed or going in the dishwasher

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chelsea___wtf
10/13/25 2:48:11 AM
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Nt

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ParanoidObsessive
10/13/25 3:51:29 AM
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So what you're basically asking is, would I rather take a shower, or take a bath where someone else is literally sponging me off.

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Blue_Thunder
10/13/25 8:02:42 AM
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If a cute lady is doing the washing then hand washing; else, dishwasher.

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IqarP15
10/13/25 8:42:50 AM
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By hand. Rinsing then dishwasher just too many steps. Don't forget to under-over.

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adjl
10/13/25 8:57:22 AM
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A dishwasher is pretty much just an automatic full-body bidet.

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Falgos
10/13/25 9:15:57 AM
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Reminds me of that scene where Spongebob was for dishes to cure him.

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KJ_StErOiDs
10/13/25 1:10:21 PM
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Dishwasher, since it'll usually get me cleaner.

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Lokarin
10/13/25 1:47:43 PM
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soak in the sink until i'm covered in a slimy soap residue

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SunWuKung420
10/13/25 5:26:57 PM
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I want that sponge bath please.

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captpackrat
10/13/25 6:45:35 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5b1e9f2b.jpg

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BADoglick
10/13/25 8:11:46 PM
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Lotta people half ass their dish washing but I would still pick that over being fed to the machine.


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josh
10/13/25 8:23:45 PM
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Hot spa with the boys or a sensual one on one? Hmm

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chelsea___wtf
10/13/25 9:08:18 PM
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Everyone I've asked in person has preferred the dishwasher. Interesting

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Lokarin
10/13/25 10:26:51 PM
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chelsea___wtf posted...
Everyone I've asked in person has preferred the dishwasher. Interesting

well, if you were a car would you wanna be handwashed or go through the cool-ass mechanical marvel we invented

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ParanoidObsessive
10/13/25 11:20:03 PM
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Lokarin posted...

well, if you were a car would you wanna be handwashed or go through the cool-ass mechanical marvel we invented

Bikini car wash please.


That's not a great comparison though. Because a car wash is like choosing between being hand-scrubbed by strangers versus being hand-scrubbed by robots. A dishwasher doesn't have rollers, brushes, or another other than just strong gouts of hot soapy water. It's not really the same premise.

Hence my analogy earlier of it being like comparing a shower to a sponge bath.

I think the real sticking point for the question is just WHO is the one washing you:

https://youtu.be/p9fOI_g2THc?t=87

Yeah, I'd take that over a shower.

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Berating
10/13/25 11:30:11 PM
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dishwasher all day

all DAY. i have a little mini dishwasher called BOB and he has a little window you can look through. it's the coziest motherfucking shit in there and i wanna crawl in so fucking bad

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Lokarin
10/13/25 11:30:47 PM
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Berating posted...
dishwasher all day

all DAY. i have a little mini dishwasher called BOB and he has a little window you can look through. it's the coziest motherfucking shit in there and i wanna crawl in so fucking bad

show bobs

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