Current Events > Forget it Jake, it's Morbin time.

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DnDer
10/19/25 9:17:17 PM
#152:


That's Morb. He fights for the Users.

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Sundercles
10/19/25 9:26:53 PM
#153:


I can't believe you committed morbicide. I cannot believe you committed morbicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed morbicide?

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specialkid8
10/19/25 9:56:53 PM
#154:


This is Morbius. He's got my back. He can morb all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting morbed by him. His sword traps the souls of its victims.

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UnsteadyOwl
10/19/25 11:32:47 PM
#155:


When there's no more morb in hell, the dead will morb the earth.

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specialkid8
10/19/25 11:44:47 PM
#156:


They're coming to morb you, Barbra

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DragulaRULEZ
10/20/25 12:58:50 AM
#157:


Jack Ryan: "What happened?"
Mancuso: "Combat tactics, Mr. Ryan. By turning into the morbpedo, the captain closed the distance before it could arm itself."

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HojoojoH_2
10/20/25 1:03:34 AM
#158:


Break out the rye and mustard grandma, it's Morbin time!

i hate Jared Leto

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DoesntMatter
10/20/25 2:40:57 AM
#159:


They Morbly come out at night, Morbly.

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Mistere_Man
10/20/25 2:54:36 AM
#160:


Lady - (Scary eyes and growling)

Man - Damn! You must got the Morbin in you!

Lady (monster voice) - NO! CRAMPS!!!

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dummy420
10/20/25 3:09:11 AM
#161:


Good? Bad? Im the guy with the morb!

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mustachedmystic
10/20/25 6:19:26 AM
#162:


I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Morbius, goo goo gjoob.

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Perthboy
10/20/25 6:55:00 AM
#163:


Learn to hide your morbs from your opponents and you'll more easily morb his hide.

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DoesntMatter
10/20/25 10:54:33 AM
#164:


I am Jack's Morbing bile ducts

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Sundercles
10/20/25 11:44:10 AM
#165:


Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, thats why I morb on company time.

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SwayM
10/20/25 12:07:44 PM
#166:


You got one problem though Jake, you got no witnesses, who are your fucking witnesses? Morbly? Morbin? You think my troops are going to help you?

It's not what you know, it's what you can morb!

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DoesntMatter
10/20/25 12:09:28 PM
#167:


The man who passes the sentence should swing the Morb.

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HighSeraph
10/20/25 12:40:32 PM
#168:


Morb now, Morb now, Morb to Gondor! Morb for ruin, and the worlds ending!

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MartavisBryant
10/20/25 12:53:54 PM
#169:


What's in the Moooorb? What's in the fucking Morb?

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Mistere_Man
10/20/25 12:55:36 PM
#170:


Viggo: They call him Baba Yaga.

Iosef: The Boogeymorber?

Viggo: Well, John wasn't exactly the Boogeymorber. He was the one you sent to morb the fucking Boogeymorber

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Sundercles
10/20/25 1:02:41 PM
#171:


You know, I'm something of a Morbius myself.

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DoesntMatter
10/20/25 1:29:49 PM
#172:


Some mothermorbers are always trying to iceskate uphill.

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Sundercles
10/20/25 1:31:23 PM
#173:


You cock juggling thundermorb!

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specialkid8
10/20/25 1:38:23 PM
#174:


You see what happens when you morb a stranger in the Alps?!

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masterpug53
10/20/25 1:41:13 PM
#175:


Oh, what a day! What a morbly day!!

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Kaldrenthebold
10/20/25 2:03:42 PM
#176:


Morbius never had the makings of a varsity morber

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Sundercles
10/20/25 2:06:54 PM
#177:


Kaldrenthebold posted...
Morbius never had the makings of a varsity morber
You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior morborator.

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UnsteadyOwl
10/20/25 2:08:54 PM
#178:


Ain't no rules says a dog can't morb.

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MartavisBryant
10/20/25 2:17:01 PM
#179:


The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't Morb

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masterpug53
10/20/25 2:18:29 PM
#180:


Sex, Mr. Lebowski. The physical act of love. Morbin.' Do you like it?

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Kaldrenthebold
10/20/25 2:22:16 PM
#181:


Sundercles posted...
You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior morborator.

His apartment looked like morb!

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HighSeraph
10/20/25 2:27:31 PM
#182:


Alpha! Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with morbitude!


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MartavisBryant
10/20/25 2:43:03 PM
#183:


E.T. phone Morb

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action52
10/20/25 4:40:23 PM
#184:


But what about morbin' time?

You've already had it.

We've had one, yes. But what about second morbin' time?

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DoesntMatter
10/20/25 4:42:41 PM
#185:


They're taking the hobbits to Morbingard!

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Sundercles
10/20/25 4:44:52 PM
#186:


Morb, you fools!

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HighSeraph
10/20/25 4:50:54 PM
#187:


I can't Morb it for you, but I can Morb you!

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UnsteadyOwl
10/20/25 5:58:24 PM
#188:


Asgard is not a place. Never was. This could be Asgard. Asgard is where our people morb.

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boomgetchopped3
10/20/25 6:00:11 PM
#189:


I know morb fu

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MartavisBryant
10/20/25 6:36:19 PM
#190:


Say hello to my little Morb!

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AgentCoulson
10/20/25 6:43:43 PM
#191:


Autobots, let's Morb out!


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Mistere_Man
10/21/25 12:38:18 AM
#192:


I'm Morbing in the rain.
Just Morbing in the rain.
What a glorious feeling,
I'm happy again!

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dummy420
10/21/25 3:11:51 AM
#193:


MOOORRRRBBBBB!

Captain Kirk

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masterpug53
10/21/25 9:17:45 AM
#194:


It's just a little morbin'! It's still good, it's still good!

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MartavisBryant
10/21/25 9:27:37 PM
#195:


Put that Morb down; Morb is for closers

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DnDer
10/21/25 9:40:34 PM
#196:


I'LL TELL YOU WHAT A PARAMECIUM IS! *That's* a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly! Don't mess with me, man. I'm a morber!

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DoesntMatter
10/21/25 10:16:36 PM
#197:


You're Morbin' with us, Peter!

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specialkid8
10/21/25 10:33:56 PM
#198:


Hogarth, you stay. I go. No morbing.

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DoesntMatter
10/21/25 11:02:32 PM
#199:


Good shit, huh? Dozer makes it. It's good for two things, demorbin' engines and killin' brain cells.

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AgentCoulson
10/22/25 12:09:31 AM
#200:


The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Morb.'

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Distant_Rainbow
10/22/25 12:22:46 AM
#201:


Come on! Stop trying to morb me, and MORB ME!

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