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SaltyWet
10/25/25 12:22:39 AM
#1:


What do you do?

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fan357
10/25/25 12:22:59 AM
#2:


Lab

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Never forget where you came from.
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DoesntMatter
10/25/25 12:23:40 AM
#3:


rad

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RasterGraphic
10/25/25 12:25:04 AM
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Drag my ass on the carpet.

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ablegator
10/25/25 12:25:40 AM
#5:


Eat my vomit.

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AgentCoulson
10/25/25 12:37:19 AM
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Same shit my labs used to do. Sleep all day and rip open trash bags while everyone's at work.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
10/25/25 12:40:04 AM
#7:


Perform 100 good deeds to become human again.

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Panthera
10/25/25 12:40:30 AM
#8:


Woof

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Meow!
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sfcalimari
10/25/25 12:42:35 AM
#9:


- bring human a toy
- whine and cry to guilt trip human into playing with toy
- flop over and go to sleep after 30 seconds of play

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sabin017
10/25/25 12:44:46 AM
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Squirrel!

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kingdrake2
10/25/25 12:45:12 AM
#11:


RasterGraphic posted...
Drag my ass on the carpet.

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Sariana21
10/25/25 12:50:27 AM
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Sneeze, as Im now allergic to myself.

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darkknight109
10/25/25 12:51:48 AM
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Well, I *would* start retrieving Labradors...

...except for the fact that I am not, in fact, a Labrador Retriever. You tell harmful lies, TC.

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Relm_Arrowny_87
10/25/25 12:54:09 AM
#14:


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[I'm trying to type, but it's hard when you're a dog.]

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ShineboxPhil
10/25/25 1:48:42 AM
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I do this

https://streamable.com/ighg4q

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FolkenRawr
10/25/25 1:52:53 AM
#16:


Be happy

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ShaneMcComez
10/25/25 3:24:54 AM
#17:


I'm gonna go star in the next Air Bud movie.

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