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nocturnal_traveler
10/29/25 9:28:55 AM
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It's Mr. X from Resident Evil 2, btw. Everyone around you is in a crazy panic, which provides you an opportunity to hide/escape. If he sees you, X gon definitely give it to ya. So do you save yourself, or try to save others?

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ReturnOfDevsman
10/29/25 9:31:34 AM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
It's Mr. X from Resident Evil 2, btw.
Oh

I dunno I assumed we were talking about the Mr. X from MGS2, Streets of Rage or Mega Man 6.

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__aCEr__
10/29/25 9:37:04 AM
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Well that will be less painful than working.

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monkmith
10/29/25 9:37:53 AM
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is ada there to throw me an RPG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh9AfN78-mI

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HighSeraph
10/29/25 9:40:31 AM
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Is he gonna give it to me?

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nocturnal_traveler
10/29/25 9:41:29 AM
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monkmith posted...
is ada there to throw me an RPG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh9AfN78-mI
Only if you let him chase you for a few hours.

HighSeraph posted...
Is he gonna give it to me?
If he catches you, yes.

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Antiyonder
10/29/25 9:43:52 AM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Oh

I dunno I assumed we were talking about the Mr. X from MGS2, Streets of Rage or Mega Man 6.

Additionally Amphibia had a Mr. X voiced by RuPaul:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYwTKGZuYV4

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myusernameislame
10/29/25 9:56:29 AM
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I mean, (at least in the remake) he's pretty slow and easy to dodge so he's really only a threat when in conjunction with other enemies. And since it's the real world and not a constrained video game level, there's going to be plenty of room to get away.
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nocturnal_traveler
10/29/25 9:59:07 AM
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myusernameislame posted...
I mean, (at least in the remake) he's pretty slow and easy to dodge so he's really only a threat when in conjunction with other enemies. And since it's the real world and not a constrained video game level, there's going to be plenty of room to get away.
He can run when he wants to. Like Jason, he just walks for dramatic effect.

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texanfan27
10/29/25 10:08:42 AM
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Anyone got a typewriter? Ill just place one in the room designating it a safe room and just watch as he cant come in.

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Thermador446
10/29/25 11:00:04 AM
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Wow, being unemployed finally paid off.

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monkmith
10/29/25 11:10:32 AM
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Thermador446 posted...
Wow, being unemployed finally paid off.
as a professional shitposter isn't he just going to kool-aid man his way through your bedroom wall?

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UnfairRepresent
10/29/25 11:11:59 AM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Well that will be less painful than working.


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McmadnessV3
10/29/25 11:15:37 AM
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I'll just grab a glass, fill it full of purple liquid, say its the G-Virus, put it down then book it.

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ReturnOfDevsman
10/29/25 11:45:00 AM
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McmadnessV3 posted...
I'll just grab a glass, fill it full of purple liquid, say its the G-Virus, put it down then book it.
I always knew carrying around purple liquid everywhere would come in handy some day.

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DipDipDiver
10/29/25 11:47:39 AM
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I'm surprised Elon Musk hasn't started referring to himself as Mr. X

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SaikyoStyle
10/29/25 11:47:50 AM
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Id just bail. There are plenty of people in here that I can outrun.

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SlamVook
10/29/25 12:03:54 PM
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Save myself definitely. I would at least have a chance to survive, nobody in my office ever played re2

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DrizztLink
10/29/25 12:04:50 PM
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Man, fuck "waiting to get it on my own."

I need someone to deliver it to me.

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Touch
10/29/25 12:06:23 PM
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What's he gon give to me?

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SaikyoStyle
10/29/25 12:08:54 PM
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Touch posted...
What's he gon give to me?
A haymaker

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HudGard
10/29/25 12:13:43 PM
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I have a bank vault handy with an absolute massive door. Im thinking the proper approach would be to lure him in and then slam the door closed. But more likely I just bug out the closest exit. Peace!

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ReturnOfDevsman
10/29/25 12:20:57 PM
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HudGard posted...
I have a bank vault handy with an absolute massive door. Im thinking the proper approach would be to lure him in and then slam the door closed. But more likely I just bug out the closest exit. Peace!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/08655295.png

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SoIidLegacy
10/29/25 12:37:46 PM
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Goshdarnit, why did it have to be at work!

If I were to encounter him anywhere else, I could just outrun him. But considering I'm in the security department, I actually do have to do things before I can run, like hit the evac alarm (that no one reacts to), make sure the emergency exits are clear (which I always do anyway), and call the police (who are pretty much powerless to stop him).

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ReturnOfDevsman
10/29/25 1:10:34 PM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Goshdarnit, why did it have to be at work!

If I were to encounter him anywhere else, I could just outrun him. But considering I'm in the security department, I actually do have to do things before I can run, like hit the evac alarm (that no one reacts to), make sure the emergency exits are clear (which I always do anyway), and call the police (who are pretty much powerless to stop him).
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Couldn't you just get fired at that point?

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nocturnal_traveler
10/29/25 1:20:42 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
?

Couldn't you just get fired at that point?
Assuming his boss survives the ordeal, he may as well be blackballed.

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