Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. Its Chad Warden here. Aight, Im talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I aint talking bout that wii. That wii? Shit. Shit people p-people be talkin bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what Im tryin to say? Im tryin to say, is thatcmon know, wii? Cmon, that c-that lil controller baby that looks like a redacted. Aight, I aint trying to play my games, with no redacted. Aight, maybe if the game is like, yknow, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if theres any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. Butcmon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uhI don give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean redacted? I mean, cmon, you got lil games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil bitch, and his lil bitch-ass sword, and lil shield, and hes goin HEH! HEH! HEH! Cmon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some redacted.
Wh-pow, pow
Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isnt copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and thats just bullshit, that bullshitshit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Redacted, redacted the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they cant compete if they dont have Final Fantasy. Red, I dont even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, yknow where youre runnin around with a lil girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls cant do shit other than suck redacted. So, what Im really tryin to say, is that, SonySonys the bomb, redacted. Thats true shit, Sony is true shit.
YknowsoEHHH and then you-and then we got these Xbox fans, about fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360, Xbox Circle? Who the fuck they think they are, they think theyre smart and shit? We aint doin geometry, we tryin ta play some games. And thats one thing Xbox dont got, Xbox aint got gaaaaames. It aint got games! Shit, butthole aught, what, redacted redacted tryin to say like, Gears of War. Shit, fuck Gears of War more like Tears of War, man that shit has that lil bitch cryin all the time, you see that commercial? That little bitch-ass commercial with that song? With that, with that redacted-ass song?
Sony always wins, baby, Sony always wins. You cant beat Sony. Shit, that shit is slick, slick, that sh-have you seen the PS3? That shit is, nice nice slick, black, the-whistles That shit is nice, see like my hair over here, bitch? My hair? You like that shit, that sh-, that shit is slick, that shit is black. Shit, my hair was, was blonde before this shit, aight? Aight, I dyed that shit black, you know why? Cuz PS TRIPLE, the PS TRIPLE Argh, that shit is money, moneywe got this one little fat bitch, I dont even know his fuckin name, but they got the little fat bitch tryin to say that the PS3 costs a lot, what kinda poor, bitch-ass cardboard box is he livin out of, baby? $600 aint shit to Chad Warden, Chad Warden wipes his ass with $600. $600 aint shit. ShitIll give you $600 just to shut the hell up, redacted. Fuck, y-yknow I cant take the Wii with me, I cant have it in my caddy, yknow, yknow s-I needa play some HD games while Im rollin in my caddy, howm I supposed to get some hunnies with a wii? Its like, Yo baby, look at my wii! Yknow what they say to me? They fuckin laugh. W-when I show, when I show them my PS3, huh-hunnies get all over itshit. Get all the hunnies with a PS Triple.
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