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TopicWhy PS3 is better than the Wii and 360
Cyrax
02/19/18 7:45:43 PM
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Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. Its Chad Warden here. Aight, Im talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I aint talking bout that wii. That wii? Shit. Shit people p-people be talkin bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what Im tryin to say? Im tryin to say, is thatcmon know, wii? Cmon, that c-that lil controller baby that looks like a redacted. Aight, I aint trying to play my games, with no redacted. Aight, maybe if the game is like, yknow, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if theres any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. Butcmon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uhI don give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean redacted? I mean, cmon, you got lil games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil bitch, and his lil bitch-ass sword, and lil shield, and hes goin HEH! HEH! HEH! Cmon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some redacted.

Wh-pow, pow

Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isnt copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and thats just bullshit, that bullshitshit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Redacted, redacted the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they cant compete if they dont have Final Fantasy. Red, I dont even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, yknow where youre runnin around with a lil girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls cant do shit other than suck redacted. So, what Im really tryin to say, is that, SonySonys the bomb, redacted. Thats true shit, Sony is true shit.

YknowsoEHHH and then you-and then we got these Xbox fans, about fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360, Xbox Circle? Who the fuck they think they are, they think theyre smart and shit? We aint doin geometry, we tryin ta play some games. And thats one thing Xbox dont got, Xbox aint got gaaaaames. It aint got games! Shit, butthole aught, what, redacted redacted tryin to say like, Gears of War. Shit, fuck Gears of War more like Tears of War, man that shit has that lil bitch cryin all the time, you see that commercial? That little bitch-ass commercial with that song? With that, with that redacted-ass song?

Sony always wins, baby, Sony always wins. You cant beat Sony. Shit, that shit is slick, slick, that sh-have you seen the PS3? That shit is, nice nice slick, black, the-whistles That shit is nice, see like my hair over here, bitch? My hair? You like that shit, that sh-, that shit is slick, that shit is black. Shit, my hair was, was blonde before this shit, aight? Aight, I dyed that shit black, you know why? Cuz PS TRIPLE, the PS TRIPLE Argh, that shit is money, moneywe got this one little fat bitch, I dont even know his fuckin name, but they got the little fat bitch tryin to say that the PS3 costs a lot, what kinda poor, bitch-ass cardboard box is he livin out of, baby? $600 aint shit to Chad Warden, Chad Warden wipes his ass with $600. $600 aint shit. ShitIll give you $600 just to shut the hell up, redacted. Fuck, y-yknow I cant take the Wii with me, I cant have it in my caddy, yknow, yknow s-I needa play some HD games while Im rollin in my caddy, howm I supposed to get some hunnies with a wii? Its like, Yo baby, look at my wii! Yknow what they say to me? They fuckin laugh. W-when I show, when I show them my PS3, huh-hunnies get all over itshit. Get all the hunnies with a PS Triple.
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TopicHey guys I changed my signature
Cyrax
02/16/18 7:47:43 PM
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TopicWhen you're on a dating app/website, be sure to lie about your height
Cyrax
02/14/18 8:39:16 PM
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It's not like girls are gonna bring a yardstick when they meet you in person.
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TopicHave you ever notice how only bald people have cancer?
Cyrax
02/11/18 7:53:32 PM
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It's a good thing I have hair.
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TopicAre there any dating sites/apps that filter out transgenders?
Cyrax
02/07/18 6:47:21 PM
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No disrespect to trans people but it isn't really my thing and there are apps such as Tinder where I sometimes get a match but it turns out that it's a transgender girl and I'm only looking for naturally born girls.
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TopicMy friend laughed at me because I told him I only shop at K-Mart
Cyrax
02/05/18 6:23:07 PM
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What's wrong with that?
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TopicI feel like I'm the only person on this website who uses a Mac
Cyrax
02/04/18 6:45:25 AM
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Everyone else has Windows.
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TopicTwo men fight in a classroom (INSANE FIGHT NO SURVIVORS)
Cyrax
01/31/18 7:46:00 PM
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You're not you when you're hungry.
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TopicDonating thousands of dollars to girl streamers is the worst thing ever
Cyrax
01/19/18 7:10:27 PM
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Can you imagine? Some guy donates 2K to a girl, then his girlfriend walks in and is like

"You can spend two thousand on her but you can't on me?"

It just causes issues.
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TopicI like this girl and she's really cute but she knows how to drive
Cyrax
01/14/18 9:35:49 PM
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I prefer when a girl can't drive so that she's unable to drive to another guy's house to get fucked by him.

Why me
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TopicWhen I was little, I asked my dad "What's a marriage"?
Cyrax
01/04/18 8:57:10 AM
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And he responded "It means your life is over".

"Oh" I said
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TopicGuy gives girl his last name, girl becomes frightened and tries to leave
Cyrax
01/02/18 2:54:34 PM
#9
That was just an excuse to leave.
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TopicSo....is that wall ever gonna be built?
Cyrax
12/20/17 7:52:20 PM
#1
It's been almost 11 months already.
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TopicMan curses out another man for asking for a lighter
Cyrax
12/06/17 10:10:56 AM
#7
Laserion posted...
What's up with that guy? If he's just deranged, why does he record these interactions? Is this an experiment?


The man thinks that everyone around him is a member of the Ku Klux Klan and records his interactions for his own safety.
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TopicSome guy on the internet called me a racial slur
Cyrax
11/22/17 10:39:34 AM
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I don't think I want to live on this planet anymore.
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TopicWhat is CE's opinion on tall women?
Cyrax
11/18/17 1:51:06 AM
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Like, taller than the average height for males.
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Topic"It didn't scan, it must be free"
Cyrax
11/15/17 11:48:25 AM
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Just shut the fuck up so I can get you out of my store faster.
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TopicWait so if an adult is dependant on their parents their whole life...
Cyrax
10/21/17 3:33:17 PM
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What happens when the parents die? Do their children become bums because they weren't taught the life skills to live on their own?
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TopicDamn that boi Gordon Hayword got FUCKED
Cyrax
10/18/17 1:45:01 PM
#2
I don't like your username.
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TopicMy sister is taking a bath with my pet goldfish >_>
Cyrax
10/15/17 5:06:29 PM
#1
I don't know how I feel about that.
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TopicPicture of fans at a My Little Pony movie showing
Cyrax
10/10/17 4:47:39 PM
#186
I remember when this one guy at my high school bought a pony body pillow. About 4 hours into the day he was jumped and was put in an ambulance. I caught glimpse of the pillow being carried away and the word "Virgin" was written in marker across the pillow.
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TopicMan beats up unconscious man for reasons unknown
Cyrax
09/24/17 9:05:18 PM
#7
TopicHorses are obsolete and should all be released into the wild
Cyrax
09/24/17 4:55:09 PM
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Nobody watches horse races anymore and you can use a car to get somewhere faster than a horse. Not only that but they kick people who walk in back of them cause they're unteachable.
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TopicWow google drive is a fucking scam
Cyrax
09/23/17 8:07:08 PM
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Why do I have to pay yearly for a bit of GB when I can just go buy a flash drive for around the same price and storage without making yearly payments? Do people actually pay for that extra GB shit on google drive?
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TopicThe greatest game of all time came out in 2011
Cyrax
09/21/17 11:08:29 AM
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TopicThere's this girl in my class who has extremely visible hair on her upper lip
Cyrax
09/21/17 10:58:54 AM
#10
TopicGuy insults girl after she doesn't respond to him
Cyrax
09/15/17 6:52:11 PM
#22
that's a damn shame
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