My gf, a bonafide conspiracy theorist, asked me tonight if I heard about the ship. I was waiting all day for this convo, I waited for her to bring it up because I knew she would.

Did you hear? Somethings not right about all this. What are the odds somebody was filming the bridge when this happened. How would it have drifted straight into the bridge, they turned into it on purpose. Its a mass casualty event and 20 people died. Why would the federal government pay for it, shouldnt they get the foreigners who are at fault to pay? Theyre just trying to shut down commerce. And now I hear theyre pulling a bunch of battleships for maintenance suddenly all at once? Hmmm.

Im fucking dying