Last Post: 4:42:43am, 04/28/2017
This feels like a joke/troll thread. On the off chance it is not, I have some advice.
First of all, take a break from College, but think long and hard before you join the military; it's a serious commitment, though an honorable one. Given your personality so far I am not sure if it would be a good fit for you, or maybe it would be a really good fit for you in the sense it would do you good and give you skills you may be currently lacking.
Either way, if you are feeling burned out from college and this is, say, your first year, take a break, give it some time and decide what you want to do with your life. A college degree is not required to be successful in life, but it will help you dramatically to find a good, well paying job.
Whatever you decide to do, good luck.
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