Last Post: 1:00:14pm, 02/16/2025
A few.
Been to America - shithole, third world country let's be honest.
Malta was fantastic, lovely island, lovely people.
France - fine, if you stay out of Paris. I jest, Paris is fine it's just basically like England and London, different species of people tbh.
Italy - drive like absolute fucking maniacs, but its a nice place.
Poland - some lovely people, very religious country though, Krakow is a cultural hotpot for tourists.
Belgium - also nice.
Netherlands - rude, cyclists are like Conservative Americans in Trucks, will run you over and tell you its your fault, bunch of dickheads. Free tits in the red light district though, equal opportunities employer I tell you, they have little side alleys where you can get disabled prostitutes and stuff, and you can light some weed up and have fun whilst you're at it. Their cyclists should use the prozzies and partake in the weed to chill the fuck out tbh.
Greece - very passionate people, lovely place, went when it was pissing down with rain which ruined it a bit.
The Gran Canaries - proper tourist hotspot thesedays, nice little spot for the sun really.
St Lucia (Caribbean) and Barbados - stunning places tbf, mind you do get some areas of awful poverty - but this was decades ago, so might have changed.
Ireland - expensive for what it is, wouldn't recommend it, if you're American, please do go and tell them that you're Irish, it's fucking funny to watch them eviscerate the shit out of you for being a moron.