Do you think a first date has ever been ruined by a fart?

Poll of the Day

Poll of the Day » Do you think a first date has ever been ruined by a fart?
grape_purple
04/18/2017
10:26 PM
#1
This is my poll


View Results
Imagine that
3DS Friend Code: 0104-4163-7259
http://images.wikia.com/dragonball/images/d/d4/GokuBeeGif.gif
Claude_Frollo
04/18/2017
10:27 PM
#2
I can only assume.
I had a little trouble with the fireplace.
Mead
04/18/2017
10:36 PM
#3
Of course that has happened. Some people have no chill about farts at all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead
"because I like to troll" -yourDaddie
Red_Frog
04/18/2017
10:58 PM
#4
I normally make it a point to fart if I've got the ammo. Gotta find out if she's worth it in the long run. I don't want to spend my time with someone if she's going to cast aspersions every time I cast a thunder spell.
gguirao
04/23/2017
12:05 AM
#5
I've never been on a date.
Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence.
wwinterj25
04/23/2017
12:08 AM
#6
Probably. Can't say it would bother me though.
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif
faramir77
04/23/2017
03:51 AM
#7
I was dating a girl back in 2010. We were driving around and she stopped to pick up her friend. I ripped a quick fart while she was gone. When her and her friend returned a couple minutes later, her friend was like "oh God, you're right, your car does smell like farts". Apparently they had talked about her car being smelly a few days earlier. Fucking saved.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk
-- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. --
Funkdamental
04/23/2017
05:00 AM
#8
It's all about timing. Don't do a horrible stinker and then ask her a few moments later if she'd like to meet up again.
/propaganda
Kenan_Birkan
04/23/2017
05:57 AM
#9
yes
"Just how dangerous is he?"
"Compared to what? The bubonic plague?"
FrozenBananas
04/23/2017
06:00 AM
#10
The real question is: Has a first date ever been SAVED by a fart?
Posting from my N-Gage :)
https://imgur.com/5gC6Cbt.jpg
Zangrief
04/23/2017
08:12 AM
#11
Mine wasn't.
KogaSteelfang
04/23/2017
01:13 PM
#12
My cousin farted on her first date. She told us about it later. They were in a restaurant when she let one slip thinking it would be silent, but it apparently was pretty loud. They laughed about it and continued on.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!
Tails 64
04/23/2017
03:37 PM
#13
If you honestly consider a fart a deal breaker, you probably shouldn't be dating...
http://TinyURL.com/Learn2Learn101 - Advice for surviving college and writing academically
http://TinyURL.com/SirNintendolot - My YouTube channel
FrozenBananas
04/23/2017
05:51 PM
#14
Tails 64 posted...
If you honestly consider a fart a deal breaker, you probably shouldn't be dating...


Well let's be honest, if the person is farting openly on the first date, it's legit a problem.

Calling it a deal breaker after being in a relationship for a long time is one thing, but farting on a literal FIRST DATE? Come on...it shows that person has absolutely no self control
Posting from my N-Gage :)
https://imgur.com/5gC6Cbt.jpg
Poll of the Day » Do you think a first date has ever been ruined by a fart?