Taliban HOSTAGES thought it was a JOKE when they were told Trump was PRESIDENT!

Canadian Joshua Boyle and his American wife, Caitlan Coleman were Taliban Hostages for FIVE years before they were finally rescued as the couple decied to have children while in captivity as they always planned on a big family..

They were rescued last Wednesday along with their 3 children after they were abducted in Afghanistan on a backpacking trip..their children were born in captivity and never knew anything outside of Afghanistan.

Joshua said that they wanted to have as many kids as possible since Caitlin was in her 30's and her clock was ticking..

Caitlan was already pregnant when she was abducted and after landing at Toronto airport, Joshua said that the Taliban had killed their infant daughter and rapd his wife during the years they were held...

Joshua revealed that when he was told by his captors that Donald Trump was elected president, he thought it was a JOKE and said "it didn't enter my mind that he was being serious"

The family was shuffled into 3 different prisons as the first was barbaric, the second was more comfortable while the third was filled with violence as they were separated and beaten..

After returning back to Canada to his parent's home, Joshua said it was the first "true home" that his children had ever known after finally being back in western civilization.

Pictures showed them playing with their sons in the garden and his son, Najaeshi Jonah Makepeace Boyle raided the fridge for food..

Joshua was a former call centre worker who went to Afghanistan with his pregnant wife to hel villagers deep inside Taliban controlled Afghanistan where they received no help..He was briefly married to Zaynab Khadr, the older sister of 15 y/o detainee Omar Khadr who received a 10 million payout from the government over torture from the military...

Do you think still think it's a Joke that Trump became President?

Joshua and his wife - Before they were captured

https://tinyurl.com/yckdv2o9

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/16/20/4565724B00000578-4985458-image-a-86_1508180981569.jpg

Joshua and his family - Free

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/15/01/45564C8C00000578-4981104-image-a-7_1508026909160.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/15/01/4556258A00000578-4981104-image-a-9_1508027066718.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/15/01/455649DA00000578-4981104-image-a-10_1508027091995.jpg

cant wait for trump to talk shit on these people after all he doesnt like people who get captured.

Obligatory "Who's president of the United States in 1985?" from Back to the Future


Celebs entering high office is relatively unexpected because it doesn't happen very often.

argonautweakend posted...

cant wait for trump to talk shit on these people after all he doesnt like people who get captured.

They're not soldiers, though. Trump prefers the soldiers who don't get captured.

Story doesn't make sense...

So she was pregnant, they killed the kid, but they let them have three more and didn't kill them? At the same time as he was a cuckold?

Man he's still kinda chubby after captivity. They must feed them well.

If you were captured and tortured in some foreign country, and then one day these very people who tortured you told you that so and so was now president of America, would you believe them? Especially if last you heard said person wasn't even a politician?

Although, I'm guessing people will take their comments out of context and/or twist it.

After Bernie was railroaded, I knew Trump would win. People fucking hate Hillary.

mrduckbear posted...

Najaeshi Jonah Makepeace Boyle

But why?

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

mrduckbear posted...

Najaeshi Jonah Makepeace Boyle

But why?

That and the mega chin strap feel Homeland as fuck.

TheCyborgNinja posted...

After Bernie was railroaded, I knew Trump would win. People fucking hate Hillary.

Railroaded is a huge stretch, especially since most of the major efforts against him only occurred *after* he was mathematically eliminated and, at the most, was hoping for a brokered convention (aka, the Kasich Strategy)

Seems awfully selfish to keep having kids in that situation.

Krow_Incarnate posted...

Seems awfully selfish to keep having kids in that situation.

Her clock was ticking like a time bomb

Krow_Incarnate posted...

Seems awfully selfish to keep having kids in that situation.

Eh, I'm assuming that their captors didn't believe in providing protection or abortion.

FellWolf posted...

Krow_Incarnate posted...

Seems awfully selfish to keep having kids in that situation.

Her clock was ticking like a time bomb

Yeah heaven forbid we take being held hostage by Al Qaeda as a sign from God maybe we should be child free instead of reproducing.

There are other alternatives to raising a child such as via surrogate and/or adoption, provided you ever got out.

But doing so inside captivity? You risk subjecting them to a lot of absolutely terrible things including but not limited to death.

An environment where I'm routinely beaten, raped, and had my first infant child killed is not one where I'd have another, let alone three.

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

morons

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

ISIS.

Kyuubi4269 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

ISIS.

I feel like this is an archer reference

EvilMegas posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

ISIS.

I feel like this is an archer reference

It is not.

Oh, well...

*slowly backs out topic*

I feel bad for them but going on a backpacking trip through afghanistan doesn't seem like the best idea for a couple of white people

Locke90 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

morons

Pregnant morons

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

White people

Jen0125 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

White people

white people do seem to enjoy being abused/murdered, such good sports about it

Ihateyou posted...

Jen0125 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

White people

white people do seem to enjoy being abused/murdered, such good sports about it

Suicide by white guilt.

Jen0125 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

White people

White guilt is a hell of a drug.

One day you are sipping on chi latte's from Starbucks, the next you are backpacking in a taliban occupied country.

I like the turn this topic took

FellWolf posted...

Krow_Incarnate posted...

Seems awfully selfish to keep having kids in that situation.

Her clock was ticking like a time bomb

Fortunately there's this thing called ADOPTION. Plenty of kids with no homes.

Maybe he didn't want them getting her pregnant, so he decided he was gonna have to clog her up first.

>_>

fettster777 posted...

FellWolf posted...

Krow_Incarnate posted...

Seems awfully selfish to keep having kids in that situation.

Her clock was ticking like a time bomb

Fortunately there's this thing called ADOPTION. Plenty of kids with no homes.

ewww, im not gonna raise someone elses kid, the whole point of reproducing is...wait for it....reproducing

EvilMegas posted...

I like the turn this topic took

I did it for you bb

Jen0125 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

White people

To be fair, it looks like it's a great way to lose weight.

Also I don't know how duckbear got unignored from me because I don't remember doing it.

Smarkil posted...

Jen0125 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

White people

To be fair, it looks like it's a great way to lose weight.

Not great enough apparently. See my first comment. He's still overweight! Which is good considering he was in captivity but damn how well are they feeding their prisoners?

Jen0125 posted...

Smarkil posted...

Jen0125 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan during the height of taliban occupation?

White people

To be fair, it looks like it's a great way to lose weight.

Not great enough apparently. See my first comment. He's still overweight! Which is good considering he was in captivity but damn how well are they feeding their prisoners?

Yeah but did you see the before picture? I don't know where they were backpacking but I assume it didn't involve hiking.

I'm assuming they weren't hiking long before they got picked up.

Jen0125 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

I like the turn this topic took

I did it for you bb

Wub u 5evea

EvilMegas posted...

Who backpacks in Afghanistan?