If you had former GFAQS Admin SBAllen's phone number, what would you say to him?

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BlazinBlue88
11/28/2023
02:48 PM
#1
80/80!

I would salute him and thank him for his years of service.

@sballen
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Jagr_68
11/28/2023
02:49 PM
#2
"wyd"

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PoopPotato
11/28/2023
02:49 PM
#3
Hey ugky, bring back Vegy
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Robot2600
11/28/2023
02:49 PM
#4
I'd say: y u let the fake contra code for tmnt on nes remain on the site?

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Trumble
11/28/2023
02:50 PM
#5
I'd just rickroll him.
Chicken butt.
SSJGrimReaper
11/28/2023
02:50 PM
#6
I'd send him foot pics without context
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VeggetaX
11/28/2023
02:51 PM
#7
I'd Roboroll him.

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Were_Wyrm
11/28/2023
02:51 PM
#8
You have a warrant out for your arrest, the police will be at your door in less than an hour unless you buy an online $100 Amazon gift card and give me the information.
I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom
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WilliamPorygon
11/28/2023
02:52 PM
#9
Hi, I'm looking for a Mr. Torez? First name Michael.
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Sandalorn
11/28/2023
02:52 PM
#10
Shouldn't really be making light of harassment.
"There is literally no situation in their minds in which it is ok to bomb a hospital." - FlyEaglesFly24
Heartomaton
11/28/2023
02:52 PM
#11
Play this prank phone call one time, then delete his number and never interact with him again.

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Tyranthraxus
11/28/2023
02:53 PM
#12
new phone who dis
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teep_
11/28/2023
02:54 PM
#13
banepost
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teep is a God damn genius - Zodd
Crimsoness
11/28/2023
02:54 PM
#14
"You want sum fuck?"
She/her
Dynamite with a laser beam
BlazinBlue88
11/28/2023
02:56 PM
#15
Sandalorn posted...
Shouldn't really be making light of harassment.
Didn't realize anyone was. This is a fun hypothetical question that will hopefully brighten his day.
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ThePieReborn
11/28/2023
02:59 PM
#16
Ultimate power...
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HylianFox
11/28/2023
03:00 PM
#17
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
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AlveinFencer
11/28/2023
03:02 PM
#18
ThePieReborn posted...
Ultimate power...
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Mussurana
11/28/2023
03:09 PM
#19
How many times did you get a concussion from banging your head against a wall when reading CE suspension reports?
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BlazinBlue88
11/28/2023
05:56 PM
#20
Bump
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NeonBoobs
11/28/2023
06:00 PM
#21
Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!!
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MabusIncarnate
11/28/2023
06:00 PM
#22
I'd sing him either the Meow Mix or Oscar Meyer hot dog theme and hang up.
And as the people bend, The moral fabric dies, Then country can't pretend to ignore its peoples cries.
Giacomo_Hawkins
11/28/2023
06:02 PM
#23
If I had his number, I wouldn't call him. I don't know him personally and a cold call from someone he's never met seems like it would creep him out, even if it was just a well-wishing call.
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Puglia77
11/28/2023
06:03 PM
#24
I'll breathe heavily into the phone for about 30 seconds
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A_Good_Boy
11/28/2023
06:05 PM
#25
I don't know what I'd say to him, but I'd probably just save the number in case of an emergency. You'll just never know how having the number of a former admin of a dying video game websight might come in handy one day.
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MabusIncarnate
11/28/2023
06:07 PM
#26
A_Good_Boy posted...
I don't know what I'd say to him, but I'd probably just save the number in case of an emergency. You'll just never know how having the number of a former admin of a dying video game websight might come in handy one day.
"We have A_Good_Boy in the hospital, he broke his arm and he has you as an emergency contact Mr Allen"

That would be pretty funny
And as the people bend, The moral fabric dies, Then country can't pretend to ignore its peoples cries.
Enclave
11/28/2023
06:08 PM
#27
If I had his number? I wouldn't do anything unless I had a damn good reason to call him which considering I don't know the guy? Seems unlikely that I would ever have a good reason to call him.
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Turbam
11/28/2023
06:15 PM
#29
DEAR MlSTER "I'M TOO GOOD TO CALL OR WRITE MY FANS!"
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
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BlazinBlue88
11/28/2023
07:33 PM
#30
Turbam posted...
DEAR MlSTER "I'M TOO GOOD TO CALL OR WRITE MY FANS!"
Lmao this got me.
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Umbreon
11/28/2023
07:36 PM
#31
The Well of Wishes lies in the Crypt of Decay.
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wanderingshade
11/28/2023
07:38 PM
#32
"Please pass the egg salad"
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
TheMikh
11/28/2023
07:39 PM
#33
i'd respect his privacy
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BloodMoon7
11/28/2023
07:40 PM
#35
Daddy pls
My maid will hear about this.
Trumble
11/28/2023
09:24 PM
#36
Umbreon posted...
The Well of Wishes lies in the Crypt of Decay.
Watch out for the dopefish.
Chicken butt.
DementedDurian
11/28/2023
09:33 PM
#37
"Hey, Allen? You probably should change your phone number. It might have been leaked as I managed to find it. Anyway, I hope you're okay regardless."
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HudGard
11/28/2023
09:36 PM
#38
https://youtu.be/Y82jDHRrswc?si=MFYsBtRKtzfz-ca6
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LordOfTheCats
11/28/2023
09:37 PM
#39
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
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SocialistGamer
11/28/2023
09:46 PM
#42
Do you like pineapple on pizza?
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BlazinBlue88
11/30/2023
06:46 AM
#43
Bump
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Ricemills
11/30/2023
06:59 AM
#44
"Congratulations, you are free now."
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you.
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Kamil
11/30/2023
07:26 AM
#45
CE got your topic to 500!
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Bass
11/30/2023
07:28 AM
#46
Nothing. I'd leave him alone.
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Current Events » If you had former GFAQS Admin SBAllen's phone number, what would you say to him?