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Current Events » To win 3 billion dollars you have to be chased by a horror villain for 24 hours.
dioxxys
12/09/2023
07:08 PM
#1
Who are you picking and why?

Idk tbh

Seems like cheating to pick Jaws and say you'll just stay out of water or Freddy and you'll stay awake for 24 hours
Zombified_Toast
12/09/2023
07:11 PM
#2
John Kramer. I think I could take on a 70 year old cancer patient
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TMOG
12/09/2023
07:12 PM
#3
Oh, we get to choose the villain?

That's easy, then. I pick Jigsaw.

The topic only says you'll be chased by the villain, not imprisoned, tortured, or anything else. And I can absolutely kick either a puppet on a tricycle or the bedridden cancer patient controlling it.
WalkingPlague
12/09/2023
07:12 PM
#4
chucky.

easy money
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The_Popo
12/09/2023
07:26 PM
#5
The being from It Follows. It isnt that fast it moves at a walking pace. So I can just hop in my car, drive 100 miles away, get a hotel, then get my money the next day.

Just so long as it stops following me after 24 hours.
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Irony
12/09/2023
07:28 PM
#6
Freddy

I can have stayed up for 24 hours
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mystic_belmont
12/09/2023
07:28 PM
#7
Freddy Kruger. He can only get me in my dreams, and I've stayed up for 24 hours straight before.
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Awesker002
12/09/2023
07:28 PM
#8
The obvious pick is Freddy Krueger. All you have to do is stay awake for 24 hours and you get a free 3 billion dollars.
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Tyranthraxus
12/09/2023
07:30 PM
#9
I pick the monsters from bird box and just stay in bed all day. Y'all are tripping picking shit like Freddy Krueger
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12/09/2023
06:01 PM
#10
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Doe
12/09/2023
07:48 PM
#11
The best answer is The Babadook

Any horror monster where the theme of the movie is the REAL monster is mental health. I'm already battling The Babadook every day
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Killmonger
12/09/2023
07:52 PM
#12
Hopper from A Bugs Life
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Ratchetrockon
12/09/2023
07:55 PM
#13
The woman from orphan. I just don't see how she could kill me as long as I drive away lol.

And tbh I could prob beat her up i think yeah ill live for sure. I'm not being cocky at all

Well hopefully I live
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bigtiggie23
12/09/2023
08:00 PM
#14
1. Choose Dracula
2. Set it for June 21st in Anchorage, where the sun is out almost the full 24 hours
3. Stay outside
4. Profit
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Kitt
12/09/2023
08:01 PM
#15
Irony posted...
Freddy

I can have stayed up for 24 hours

mystic_belmont posted...
Freddy Kruger. He can only get me in my dreams, and I've stayed up for 24 hours straight before.

Awesker002 posted...
The obvious pick is Freddy Krueger. All you have to do is stay awake for 24 hours and you get a free 3 billion dollars.
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Ratchetrockon
12/09/2023
08:02 PM
#16
Freddy can force ppl to sleep with his magic right? I forget
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Forty_Niners
12/09/2023
08:03 PM
#17
The It Follows demon.
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Jiek_Fafn
12/09/2023
08:04 PM
#18
Scary Terry
I just hide out for a day. No biggie
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Bishop_Hastur
12/09/2023
08:08 PM
#19
Doesn't Jason only come after you if you're screwing around at Camp Crystal Lake?
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tremain07
12/09/2023
08:08 PM
#20
I feel like people forget what gives a horror villain strength
Isolation
The night
The victim thinking they're safe when they reach a point where they think they've either won or successfully escaped the killer's gaze or reach.

it's impossible
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ScazarMeltex
12/09/2023
08:08 PM
#21
Awesker002 posted...
The obvious pick is Freddy Krueger. All you have to do is stay awake for 24 hours and you get a free 3 billion dollars.
Yep, just chug a bunch of energy drinks and take a bunch of aderall. The crash will suck but you'll have 3 billion after you wake up from it.
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The_Popo
12/09/2023
08:09 PM
#22
bigtiggie23 posted...
1. Choose Dracula
2. Set it for June 21st in Anchorage, where the sun is out almost the full 24 hours
3. Stay outside
4. Profit

What are you doing during the brief sundown?
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Doe
12/09/2023
08:10 PM
#23
The_Popo posted...
What are you doing during the brief sundown?
Go inside and don't invite him in
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TheSavageDragon
12/09/2023
08:10 PM
#24
Yeah, the It Follows demon seems like the easy pick

Bishop_Hastur posted...
Doesn't Jason only come after you if you're screwing around at Camp Crystal Lake?

Unless they moved the camp to space, the answer is no
Hospy
12/09/2023
08:11 PM
#25
Im not a horror movie watcher but I would imagine theres at least one villain who is just a normal human.
thronedfire2
12/09/2023
08:14 PM
#26
the one from It Follows

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I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
bigtiggie23
12/09/2023
08:16 PM
#27
Hospy posted...
Im not a horror movie watcher but I would imagine theres at least one villain who is just a normal human.
Isn't Ghostface from Scream just a bunch of regular people wearing the mask? Seems like you could pay a couple dudes to stand guard with shotguns for 24 hours.
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thronedfire2
12/09/2023
08:19 PM
#28
bigtiggie23 posted...
Isn't Ghostface from Scream just a bunch of regular people wearing the mask? Seems like you could pay a couple dudes to stand guard with shotguns for 24 hours.

he'd find a way to kill you, even if just for comedic effect
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
YugiNoob
12/09/2023
08:27 PM
#29
Can Dracula even do anything to you if you just dont invite him in?
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TMOG
12/09/2023
08:29 PM
#30
bigtiggie23 posted...
Isn't Ghostface from Scream just a bunch of regular people wearing the mask? Seems like you could pay a couple dudes to stand guard with shotguns for 24 hours.
The twist is that one of the shotgun guards is actually Ghostface and you didn't know it
TMOG
12/09/2023
08:30 PM
#31
YugiNoob posted...
Can Dracula even do anything to you if you just dont invite him in?
This is a good point. I love the idea of Dracula just tapping at my window in annoyance while I sit down and play Super Mario RPG with headphones on.
Giacomo_Hawkins
12/09/2023
08:31 PM
#32
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Enclave
12/09/2023
08:31 PM
#33
Considering I clearly know what's going on? I pick being chased by a vampire. Just don't leave my home at night, oooo, so hard.
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TMOG
12/09/2023
08:31 PM
#34
If I pick a Scooby-Doo villain do I get to do the thing with the hallway full of doors?
divot1338
12/09/2023
08:34 PM
#35
thronedfire2 posted...
the one from It Follows

I buy 2 plane tickets
You look behind you as the person seated in the next row kicks your seat.

Its the killer. Now what?
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froghunter75
12/09/2023
08:42 PM
#37
The problem with picking someone like Freddy is what if you pass out by accident? Or what if you trip getting your energy drink and get knocked out? Then you're just toast.

Need to pick someone that allows for mistakes and I think Chucky is probably the choice I'd make. If I know he's coming I think I can prepare enough to stop him from getting to me.
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divot1338
12/09/2023
08:48 PM
#38
froghunter75 posted...
The problem with picking someone like Freddy is what if you pass out by accident? Or what if you trip getting your energy drink and get knocked out?
Pills.
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Iodine
12/09/2023
08:52 PM
#39
WalkingPlague posted...
chucky.

easy money

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pegusus123456
12/09/2023
08:54 PM
#40
The smallest masked woman from The Strangers movie.

They're just normal serial killers. The only advantage they have in the movie is that there's three of them and they ambush the main characters.
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froghunter75
12/09/2023
08:55 PM
#41
divot1338 posted...
Pills.

Pills won't stop you from getting knocked out man or what if you take too many pills and just die from that or go into a coma or something?

Too many things out of your control
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Tyranthraxus
12/09/2023
08:56 PM
#42
Oh the Smile demon is potentially another good choice since it always waits 3-4 days before killing you
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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divot1338
12/09/2023
09:00 PM
#43
froghunter75 posted...
Pills won't stop you from getting knocked out man or what if you take too many pills and just die from that or go into a coma or something?

Too many things out of your control
There are literally pills designed specifically to keep you awake.
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YugiNoob
12/09/2023
09:03 PM
#44
Or you could also have people nearby to jostle you in case you seem to be dozing off. And I say people because you dont want a repeat of what happened in that Simpsons Treehouse of Horror where Lisa fell asleep too lol
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Aztex
12/09/2023
09:09 PM
#45
The girl from the ring I just won't watch TV or any random Internet video even avoid ads just play old video games
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ProfessorKukui
12/09/2023
09:10 PM
#46
Can't outrun the IRS
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RoosterGold
12/09/2023
09:11 PM
#47
I could take a zombie
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Mad-Dogg
12/09/2023
09:12 PM
#48
WalkingPlague posted...
chucky.

easy money
First one I thought of.
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theAteam
12/09/2023
09:15 PM
#49
Krueger and do a bunch of coke
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TheSavageDragon
12/09/2023
09:16 PM
#50
Current day Chucky wouldn't be all that easy as the little fucker has managed to split his soul into multiple dolls
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