Give me some dumb "Dad joke"-style names for DnD side characters.

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Baphometa
04/20/2024
05:04 PM
#1
Right now I'm filling an "arcade," which is more like a comic/card shop in a typical fantasy setting. But I could use good names elsewhere.

Some examples:
Delano Rigby
Eli Brittney
Patrick Ronald (= PatRon = Patron)
Timburly
Adam East
He/Them
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LinkDaLunatic
04/20/2024
05:06 PM
#2
Jon Sena

*trumpets*
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Giacomo_Hawkins
04/20/2024
05:06 PM
#3
Here's a list of likely choices:

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Bart%27s_prank_calls
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HudGard
04/20/2024
05:06 PM
#4
Dusty Scarole
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DoesntMatter
04/20/2024
05:07 PM
#5
Drew Idd
It don't matter. None of this matters.
he/him
ellis123
04/20/2024
05:08 PM
#6
Some guy whose last name starts with "E" and always is referred to as Mister.
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Eat_More_Beef
04/20/2024
05:10 PM
#7
Poi Son
Turk Turkleton
Airon Mann
Barre Alan
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ablegator
04/20/2024
05:10 PM
#8
The master list of Car Talk staff. Gold. Endless gold.

https://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits
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DrizztLink
04/20/2024
05:13 PM
#9
Roll a bear.

Have him meet everyone in the tavern.

Name him Ian.

Now you get to play as The Bar Bear Ian, level 3 Monk.
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Baphometa
04/20/2024
05:38 PM
#10
Thanks, CE.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/91a3f20e.jpg
He/Them
"Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man... Or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi? Never assume that what you see and feel is real!"
OwlRammer
04/20/2024
05:59 PM
#11
Ben Dover
http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png
http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg
TMOG
04/20/2024
06:00 PM
#12
The High Priest Imdad
HudGard
04/20/2024
06:05 PM
#13
Black Mage Iseem
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R1masher
04/20/2024
06:16 PM
#14
Al Agaydor
Oliver Toesmell
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Mistere_Man
04/20/2024
06:21 PM
#15
ellis123 posted...
Some guy whose last name starts with "E" and always is referred to as Mister.



jk

Water+Fall=Radiation.
Yazarogi
04/20/2024
06:23 PM
#16
No

That's the name.
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Baphometa
04/21/2024
11:38 PM
#17
Ian, the bear at the bar had my players dying with laughter.
The rest of the session was pretty weird, but the dad jokes are just hanging over their heads.
He/Them
"Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man... Or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi? Never assume that what you see and feel is real!"
DrizztLink
04/22/2024
04:22 AM
#18
Baphometa posted...
Ian, the bear at the bar had my players dying with laughter.
I'm happy this idea has finally worked.
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